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Wait

1 view · 𐋅𐌀𐌕𐌓𐌄𐌃 · 3 years ago

is this what you're waiting for?

A dark, abstract image of a horned creature with red patterns and white accents.

Day

35 views · Chri5 · 3 years ago

Hol up

The image shows a four-panel comic strip followed by a screenshot from the game "Among Us". In the first four panels, a man is shown sitting at a table on four different "free days": "tobacco free day", "alcohol free day", "coffee free day", and "masturbation free day". In each panel, he has a smoking object in his mouth. The fifth panel is a screenshot of the "Among Us" game, showing an "Emergency Meeting". Text on the image says, "EMERGENCY MEETING" and "Calera".

Animal

𐋅𐌀𐌕𐌓𐌄𐌃 · 3 years ago

here you go jake

A cartoon-like rat wearing a pink dress with blue and white accents. It has a pink, lumpy head with two little black eyes and buck teeth. The rat has a pink flower crown and a blue shoulder cover. The text reads: "here you go jake".

Cake

1 view · ur mommy · 3 years ago

those one people that joke around to much

A baby with cake smudged around its mouth is holding a spoon. Text above the baby says, "TOUCH MY CAKE," and text below the baby says, "AND I'LL CUT YOU."

Kiss

1 view · Ruv_Fnf_Simp7256 · 3 years ago

When you try to sneak something

A cartoon character with a lavender hat and face is looking with an embarrassed expression at the viewer. The text says, "Cross: *kissing Dream* Either Dust, Killer, Horror, or Error: Caught in 4k. You ain't slick, bro."

Bird

Ruv_Fnf_Simp7256 · 3 years ago

Aurdree be like:

A red Angry Bird surrounded by other Angry Birds in different colors in front of a destroyed brick wall with the text "ANGRY BIRDS" below.

Friend

TheForeverVirgin · 3 years ago

The image shows two soldiers in a game. One soldier says: "Me: Friendly Fire is on". The other soldier, his friend, is aiming at him with a pistol.

Dora

1 view · PokemonCardMemeBoiiii · 3 years ago

The image shows a Pokemon card with Dora as the character. It states that, "An island eater such as myself has always been fated to go hungry.", and the attack is called "Perfect Spanish" where Dora will talk in spanish, making the opponent confused.

Hand

Mac · 3 years ago

So true

A photo of a baby with a questioning and slightly suspicious look, accompanied by the text 'YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT SHE'S HIDING BEHIND HER HANDS?'

Weed

3 views · blach66 · 3 years ago

The image shows a close up of a dandelion plant growing in grass. The text says "My Boyfriend was just arrested for growing weed....."

Human

1 view · CUTE BOY😝 · 3 years ago

OMG

A white and orange cat is sitting on a rocky surface outside, looking directly at the viewer. The text on the image reads: "WHEN YOU REALIZE YOUR HUMANS ARE TRYING TO BECOME YOU BY PRACTICING SOCIAL DISTANCING, STAYING HOME ALL THE TIME, AND CLEANING THEMSELVES OFTEN."

Toaster

TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

Now you must answer me with toaster memes so I can give them to The Omnissiah

A TechPriest character from Warhammer 40,000 is shown with the text "I showed you my toaster, answer."

Toaster

1 view · TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

Praise the all mighty Toaster!

The image shows three panels. The first one is a person bathing with a bread as a toy. The second is a red-hooded person lying down. The third panel shows the same person in the lower left corner, with arms raised, worshipping a toaster with a glowing light.

T Rex

3 views · TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

A reincarnated and heavily modified T-Rex is something that's been on my drawing board for years

A black and white drawing shows a large, mechanical T-Rex with metal parts and weapons. To the left, a figure in a robe raises their arms and yells "YEEESSSS!!!". To the right, a figure with mechanical arms holds a staff, and the caption reads "Praise the Omnissiah!".

Toaster

1 view · TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

Holy Omnissiah indeed

The image shows a four-panel comic. In the first panel, a person asks a large, muscular figure in red armor, "Wow! How did you get like that?" The second panel shows the same figure, with a text bubble saying, "Every time Adeptus Mechanicus posts a toaster meme." The third panel shows the muscular figure saying, "I do one push-up." The final panel shows the person from the first panel with wide eyes and the text, "Holy Omnissiah."

Secret

1 view · TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

I know them all, just like you keep busting onto your computer keyboard, that's why it's always got sticky keys

The image shows a disassembled car key at the top and a drawing of a mechanical character with glowing blue eyes with the text "I know the secrets of the machine". The caption at the top reads "when you learn how to disassemble your car key".

Error

TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

Or Holy Oils work

A picture shows a mechanical figure in a red hood holding a staff with a gear on top. The text on the image reads: "When you fixed a minor error on your computer by googling it. I hold the secrets of the machine spirit."

House

TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

The mistletoaster

A photo of a toaster hanging from a ceiling, serving as a mistletoe. The text says: "Man this house ain't got enough outlets. what if we kissed under the mistletoaster".

Toaster

3 views · TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

It's even better when they get charged by a 19 yo with a funny boom boom stick

The image is split into two panels, both showing a black cat. The top panel shows the cat looking up and to the left with wide eyes. The bottom panel shows a closer view of the cat's face, its eyes even wider, and the text "OH NO" below it. Above these panels is text that reads "Germans in WW1 watching as a giant toaster with guns is slowly approaching them."

PC

TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

Oh a toaster for a PC? how unsanitary

A photo of a kitchen counter with a toaster on fire. The text says "Simple effect: 'plays' My PC:".