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MEME LORD

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A Google search bar shows the query "Should I kill someone, or have a cup of tea?" The "Did you mean" suggestion is "Should I kill someone, and have a cup of tea?" Below this is the text "Ah, yes, my mistake. Thank you." and an image of a person sipping tea next to a British flag.

Anonymous

Shitpost-master general

A man in a suit walks towards a private jet, with the text "How it feels when the dentist says you've been grinding in your sleep."

MATTIX

The image shows a red Tesla car driving on a road with a trailer hitched to it. The trailer has a generator on it emitting a large plume of black smoke. The text above the car reads "CALIFORNIA 2035".

MATTIX

The image shows two pictures. The first one depicts a red, blocky, homemade-looking car, and the text says, 'The car I drew as a kid'. The second picture shows a Tesla Cybertruck with the text, 'The car I drew as a kid after mom bought me a triangle ruler'.

MATTIX

A parking garage with multiple white Teslas parked in a row. Text above the image reads: '港女: which car is yours? 港男: oh, the white Tesla. 港女:...'

Heroin Monkey

An illustration shows a bed divided into two sides. One side is labeled "MY SIDE" and appears clean and organized, while the other side contains items like "spiders", "unknown stains", "medication", "xbox controller", "two loaded handguns", and an "empty pringles can".

shaylie lol

A satellite image of a body of water that resembles a person falling or a person who has crashed into the water. The text on the image says, "I'M SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT... YOUR MOM'S SKYDIVING ACCIDENT"

Why should you care

Crit especially if you are a rouge

The image is a two-panel meme. The left panel shows a red dragon breathing fire. The text reads "An ancient being capable of flying and breathing fire." The right panel shows a 20-sided die with the number 20 facing up. The text reads "One critical boi". Above both images, it asks "Who would win?"

A Star Wars Fan

A two-panel image with the text "There's an owl outside your house waiting for you" at the top. The top panel shows a man looking excited, with the text 'Harry Potter fans' on the left. The bottom panel shows a man crying, with the text 'Duolingo users' on the left.

Drakes snake

Like if its true

A person stands next to a grill with a large flame coming out of it. The text reads: "When you know what you're about to say is gonna cause a shit storm, but you say it anyway."

Jazzy💕

This one is for Ethan (I'm with stupid)

A plane flies toward the Twin Towers in New York City. Smoke billows out of one of the towers. The text reads, "Oops, I think we are lost. Just ask the people in the building."

Heroin Monkey

ARRAUTATE.
ACTRESS ELIZABETH HURLEY
PERFORMS LESBIAN SEX SCENE
- DIRECTED BY HER OWN SON
what the cinnamon toast fuck is this

A Star Wars Fan

Still from Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up" music video with the text "Me when that one kid reminds the teacher about homework. You know the rules, it's time to die."

Your local comrade

When you and your friends find a higher form of living

The image features a red banner reminiscent of the Japanese flag with sun rays emanating from a circle that contains the hammer and sickle. In front of it are three dolphins in a row.

Unimportant Intelligence

Is water wet?

A man jumping into a pool with the text "DID YOU KNOW? In 1969 a man from Germany jumped into a pool and got wet."

Jazzy💕

A meme featuring two images side-by-side. On the left, Mrs. Doubtfire is smiling and waving goodbye through a window with the text "how I say bye to my friends" above the image. On the right, Mrs. Doubtfire is giving the middle finger through a window with the text "how I say bye to my best friends" above the image.

MEME LORD

A tweet saying, "Yo guys, I have this girls nudes should I keep em? She died so idk. Since I have em and she's dead they are kinda like rare ass pokemon cards. Discontinued by manufacturer type shit," is shown above a screenshot of a concerned-looking chef from the movie Ratatouille.

Willy b

A side-by-side image shows a puppet on the left and President Joe Biden on the right. The text above reads, "So my question is, who has their hand shoved up Biden's ass?" Below, text states, "Their likeness is uncanny and the irony... They're both puppets."

Jazzy💕

A screenshot of a text message exchange. One person suggests playing a game, asking who the other would choose to be stranded with on a deserted island. The other person replies, "That's easy. Dora - that girl has everything in her backpack." The first person responds with sad emojis.

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