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A black stick figure is surrounded by many different pictograms of stick figures falling in different scenarios such as down the stairs, into water, or slipping on a wet floor. A yellow sign reads "Caution wet floor" sits behind the black stick figure. The text says "name a character who went through more pain than him".

A man with a surprised facial expression is in the center. He is displayed in front of a quiz show background with the question "Which is the third letter in the alphabet?" and four possible answers: A: D, B: C, C: B, and D: A.

Two images show a dad holding a baby. The text says "Mom said 'NO' So I asked dad and he said 'YES'".

A screenshot of a text message exchange. The sender asks if Alex was picked up from the vet. The response is yes, with a picture of a dog in a strip club. The sender then asks why their dog is in a strip club and the other person replies, "Because he's a good boy."

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A screenshot of a Google search for "who was hitler's best friend" with the result showing the movie character Mort, a lemur.

A skeleton is sitting on a bench. The text says, "ME WAITING FOR MY DAD TO GET MILK. BUT HE NEVER CAME BACK."

Who is the goat Ronaldo suuuuuuuuuiiiiiii

A dynamic image of Ronaldo in a soccer uniform, duplicated and set against a background of rain and lightning. He's shown in two poses, one with his fist raised triumphantly, the other kicking with a determined expression.

why the fuck is steam there ????

The image displays a list of company logos under the heading "THESE COMPANIES TEST ON ANIMALS", accompanied by the upper part of a dog's head. The listed companies include 3M, 409, Aquafresh, ACUVUE, Aveeno, Almay, Air Wick, AXE, Avon, BOSS, Purina, Bic, Coppertone, Band-Aid, Colgate, Maybelline, Doury, Dove, Gillette, ChapStick, Covergirl, Glad, Kleenex, Crest, Diesel, L'Oreal, Listerine, Olay, Pantene, P&G, and Ivory.

It was my math teachers birthday a few days ago and i sent him this meme

A cake in the shape of a calculator with the text "Perfect cake for" above it. The cake also has several math equations that equal 43, along with the text "Congratulations on 43 years of service". At the bottom, it says "Your maths teacher's Birthday" with a winking face and laughing emojis.

this happens to me all of the time

The image shows a meme with text at the top that says, "Me: *Sits in a quiet room* My ears:". Below that, there's an image of Shrek with an open mouth and a distorted face, as if yelling. Underneath is the text "eeeeeeeeeeeeee".

The image shows a stick figure with its arm in different positions. The text labels the different arm positions: 'CALL WAITER', 'CALL TAXI', 'PET CHILDREN', 'PET DOG', and 'REST'. Additionally, there's a text that reads: "Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein Und das heißt: Erika!".

Two muscular arms are shown in a handshake. One arm is dark, and labeled with the text 'Acne'. The other arm is light red, and labeled with the text 'Priests'. Above their linked hands, it says 'Coming on children's faces'.

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Defenity peeing with an erection

A poll comparing the difficulty of peeing with an erection versus giving birth. 92% of the votes went to peeing with an erection. Below this, a picture of Palpatine saying "I love democracy."

I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes

A yellow minion with one eye and blue overalls stands on the left. To the right, there is a text that begins: "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals..." and continues with a long, aggressive monologue.

A pregnancy test shows a car engine icon instead of a positive result. Below, text says: "Fuq. That's right. We're having a 2009 Honda civic."

A person with a skull mask is in a car. The text on the image says, "MY GIRLFRIEND EVERY MONDAY LIKE" and three skull emojis below the text.

A chart divided into two columns: "Illegal" on the left with a pink header, and "Legal" on the right with a green header. The title above the chart is "Guide to animal rights" and the subtitle is "What to do and not to do with animals". Under "Illegal" are three illustrations with captions: 1) A person standing behind a cow, labeled "Sexual intercourse". 2) A person kneeling next to a pig lying on its side, labeled "Blowjob". 3) A chicken with straps and buckles on it, labeled "Bondage". Under "Legal" are three illustrations with captions: 1) A person standing behind a cow, using a tube, labeled "Insemination". 2) A person kneeling next to a small pig, holding an instrument, labeled "Castration without anaesthesia". 3) A grid representing a cage, labeled "Caging".

A woman's mugshot below a newspaper headline that reads, "'Long Live Chairman Mao!' woman shouts as she decapitates her landlord with a Samurai Sword for raising her rent."

A cartoon rendering in the style of Disney Pixar shows Drake lounging on a bed with a green cartoon snake next to him. The text below reads, "Disney · PIXAR DRAKES SNAKE".

DADDY sus aka the king

hi

The image shows a text overlay on top of an image of the character Shaggy from the cartoon Scooby-Doo. The text says, "Me: walks over to the kitchen to drink something. The person who pushed my wheelchair for 18 years:". Shaggy has a surprised expression.

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