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Wife

2 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A screenshot from what looks like a children's show, showing a man in an orange shirt in the center with Elmo and another muppet next to him. The text says: "While the rest of them are telling Mr. Johnson not to jump, Elmo antagonizes him by telling him he fucked his wife too."

Church

4 views · stillwaiting.. · 3 years ago

The image is split into two sections. On the left, there's a fierce-looking T-Rex. On the right is Barney the Dinosaur, smiling and friendly. The text reads: "MY MOM TELLING EVERYONE TO GET READY FOR CHURCH:" over the T-Rex and "MY MOM WHEN WE GET TO CHURCH:" over Barney.

Bug

38 views · randomone · 2 years ago

Asians will tell you:

A character with white hair and a bandaged eye is talking inside a text box which is saying: "Bugs are quite nutritious. If you get hungry out in the wild, feel free to chow down."

Dog

6 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image is a four panel comic. In the first panel, a woman is looking at a dog with speech bubbles coming from both of them. The woman says "The neighbour tells me you are chasing people on a bicycle..." and the dog says "I can put my dick in my ass." Below, the text says, "He can put his dick in his ass" next to an image of Snoopy doing a dance. The next panel has a warthog image with the text "A based dog alert!" Finally, the last panel is a picture of Morgan Freeman with the text, "He's right you know."

Snitch

11 views · Yourgirl_gabby13! · 1 year ago

THey do be tryna snitch tho

The image shows a conversation between a student and their classmate. The classmate curses, and the student threatens to tell the teacher. The classmate begs them not to, and the student instead raises their hand to go to the bathroom. Next to the text is a close-up of a cartoon face with a devious look.

Tell

29 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

MOM WHAT
THE FUCK!?
HOLY SHIT,
IT'S GREG!
MOM was GIVING HER WHOLE HEAD to Mr.
Winsky, and Vice Principal Roy is FUCKING DEAD!
As soon as I walked in these fuckers immediately acted
like they weren't just fucking crawling over each other.
That filthy homewrecker Mr. Winsky sent Mom and told
her to take me home. Fucking delinquents.
I have to tell Dad that Mom is a whore somehow. This
bitch needs to be sent to the streets.
3

Alien

4 views · Sooploosh MacSchnibble · 1 year ago

A text-based image consisting of a series of posts. The first post from "frickdun" says "[slides nasa $20] so, tell me about the aliens". Then "nightcoremoon" replies, "aliens: [slide nasa $40] nasa: Imao what aliens". The final post by "candy5hark11" says "nasa, with $60, holding back tears: we can finally afford some more space rocks".

Photoshop

1 view · Chri5 · 3 years ago

Please tell me this is photoshopped

A bald man with glasses, wearing a studded leather harness and holding two bottles of Beefeater gin. The text at the bottom of the image reads: "WTF. I hope for his sake there is some photoshop involved here."

Pet

2 views · ✨Jassy✨ · 2 years ago

Ya'll be safe you never know these days

A picture shows a Google search bar with the text "how to tell if your pets are starting a cult" and below a photo of four hamsters. One hamster is standing on its hind legs with its paws raised, and three other hamsters are looking up at it.

Family

22 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A black and white image styled as a page from a 'Diary of a Wimpy Kid' book. The text describes a dark scenario: 'DAD IS FUCKING DEAD. HE SHOT HIMSELF. Rodrick and I heard a bang come from the basement, and the first thing we see is DAD ON THE FLOOR WITH A BULLET IN HIS FUCKING HEAD. When Mom turned around, I tell you she looked batshit crazy. She was holding a glock and looked like a fucking animal.' The accompanying illustration shows a character (Mom or Rodrick) pointing a gun at another character (Greg) while Dad lies on the floor. A speech bubble says 'I'M GONNA BREAK YOUR FUCKING LEGS GREG.' Another character (Bubby) points and yells 'BUBBY DID IT!' The narrator concludes: 'HE had to fuck shit up.' The page number 10 is at the bottom.

Time

1 view · ur mommy · 3 years ago

taking to your friends

A picture of a blonde woman smiling with her chin resting on her hand. Text on top reads "Tries to tell jokes" and text at the bottom says "Messes them up horrible every time".

Valentine's Day

11 views · Face mcshooty · 1 year ago

A digital artwork shows a smirking male character with spiky red hair, set against a dark background illuminated by reddish light. The text "POV: Me on Valentine's day gettin ready to tell happy couples to switch phones (if I can't be happy no can)" is overlaid at the top.

Sign

2 views · Anonymous · 2 years ago

wtaf dose it meannnn

The image shows a red and white circular traffic sign on a pole, with a symbol of two figures intertwined in a suggestive way. Above the sign the text reads: "CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHAT THIS SIGN MEANS".

Meme

2 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A two-panel image of a man with glasses saying "I'll tell you a little secret about poorly cropped memes." The bottom panel is cropped closer to his face.

Father

1 view · shaylie lol · 1 year ago

A young man sits in the backseat of a car, looking slightly awkward. The text overlay says: "When your father is yelling at you about being irresponsible on your way to school and you're waiting to tell him that you forgot your bag at home."

Identity

Anonymous · 1 year ago

A white kitten with heterochromia is shown with a loading symbol on their forehead. The text on the image reads "So tell me more about yourself" Me, trying to remember who I am.

Dog

1 view · shaylie lol · 1 year ago

The image shows two side-by-side panels. The left panel depicts a young person with a concerned expression. The right panel shows a small, white dog looking back with a slightly confused expression. Above the two panels are the text "6 year old me telling my dog that if he speaks to me I will keep the secret" and "My dog" above the right image panel.

Kid

3 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A pale, humanoid creature with hands raised to the face and eyes in the palms. The text overlay reads "I'm gonna tell my kids this was Mitch McConnell."

Collaboration

4 views · Toast ツ · 2 years ago

soon

Phone

6 views · Alastor Wade. · 2 years ago

Cyber bullying at its best

Two cartoon characters are shown. One on the left is pointing up, a speech bubble says 'Now tell him 'kys''. The other character on the right is tapping a phone. An arrow points from the top of their head to the text 'Cyber-bullying'.

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