• Jokes
  • Memes
  • Community
  • Categories

Popular

  • Priest jokes
  • Orphan jokes
  • Hairline jokes
  • Morbid jokes
  • Wheelchair jokes
  • Twin Towers jokes
  • Short jokes
  • Vegetable jokes
  • Lesbian jokes
  • Prostitution jokes
  • Flat jokes
  • Gay jokes
  • Suicide jokes
  • Incest jokes
  • Nun jokes
  • Chin jokes
  • Ball jokes
  • Testicle jokes
  • Autism jokes
  • Stephen Hawking jokes
  • All categories
Privacy
Contact
  • Jokes
  • Memes
  • Community
  • Jokes
    999+
  • Memes
    133
  • Community
    316
Tell

Tell memes

Post meme
  • Best
  • Newest

Vaccine

2 years ago
An image of an angry cat with the text "WHEN SOMEONE TELLS ME THEY ARE NOT UP TO DATE ON RECOMMENDED VACCINES".
  • 0

    • Memes

    9 months ago
    It's like 5:00pm, and Mom is driving me home as we speak. I can't fucking believe that my mother is a whore. I witnessed my own mother pleasing another man and I feel disgusting. During the ride, we didn't speak to each other for about 30 minutes. All of a sudden, Mom asked if I could forget everything that happened today. I said I would, but I knew that this hoe could not step another foot into this household. GREG, LISTEN. HOW ABOUT WE FORGET ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED TODAY? YEAH, SURE. WHATEVER. @gabriel She then asked me not to tell Dad about this. I said I wouldn't, but you can't make a promise to a hoe who breaks her wedding vows.
  • 0

    • Fortnite

    2 years ago

    tell me who loves fortnite spider gwen i love her alot do not judge

    A 3D rendering of Spider Gwen from Fortnite. She has a white and pink mask with large white eyes, a black top, and white arms.
  • 8

    • Halo

    1 year ago

    Halo

    The top panel shows General Grievous asking General Kenobi about the state of r/gaming. The bottom panel shows General Kenobi looking surprised with the text "HALO there" overlaid.
  • 0

    • People

    6 months ago

    Shitpost-master general

    A black and white drawing of a girl in a school uniform with her finger to her lips. Speech bubbles around her read, "If people find out I talked to you my reputation will be ruined!" and "Now, don't tell anyone, ok?"
  • 0

    • Kid

    1 year ago
    The image shows a multi-panel meme. The first panel depicts an older man with a worried expression behind the wheel of a car. Above him, there is a Spotify playlist titled "Heavy Gamer". Below, there is a stick figure lying in a pool of blood, and a small picture of a person with the text "LIB STATUS: SMASHED!". The last two panels show the words "DESTRUCTION 100" and "FILICIDE 100" mimicking a video game style.
  • 0

    • Memes

    9 months ago
    DAD IS FUCKING DEAD. HE SHOT HIMSELF. Rodrick and I heard a bang come from the basement, and the first thing we see is DAD ON THE FLOOR WITH A BULLET IN HIS FUCKING HEAD. When Mom turned around, I tell she looked batshit crazy. She was you holding a glock and looked like a fucking animal. I'M GONNA BREAK YOUR FUCKING LEGS GREG WHAT THE HELL?! She then threatened us for answers for who told Dad, and when I thought things couldn't get any i BUBBY DID IT! worse... HE had to fuck shit up. 10
  • 0

    • Bae

    1 year ago
    A cartoon image shows Stewie Griffin in a hospital bed with an open mouth, looking as if he is yelling. The text on the image reads: "When you tell BAE to leave you alone and BAE actually leaves you alone. Get back in here and love me!"
  • 0

    • Sibling

    5 months ago
    A still from a cartoon movie shows a character with wide eyes and a slightly open mouth. The text above the image reads: "When my sibling tells me something about their life and I have to act surprised because my mom had already told me."
  • 0
    • K

    Kys

    1 year ago

    me when:

    A digital illustration shows three figures in a desolate cityscape. In the foreground, a dejected Spiderman is positioned to the right. In the center, a blue armored figure with wings stands facing the left. To the right, another figure with reddish armor is visible in the background. Above the figures are the words "Me when Left Tesitical" and below them is written "Tells me to \"Kys\""
  • 2

    • Scooter

    1 year ago

    me

    A screenshot from a video game shows a Spiderman character looking defeated. Two other characters stand in the distance. Text above says "Me when Left Tesitical, scooter, scooter 1 scooter McFly, scooter 22, scooter-6, scooter.10, and Scooter but on xbox", and text below says "Tells me to 'Kys'".
  • 0

    • Preparation

    7 months ago

    Don't tell me different methods of preparation are the same ever again.

    The image shows two different cars. The top car has a white frame and is associated with a disgusted looking cartoon fish, ketchup, tomatoes, spaghetti, and pizza. Above this image are the words, "This is Trash". The bottom car has a red frame and is associated with two pixelated chicken thighs and the same cartoon fish looking content. Above this is the phrase, "But I like this."
  • 0

    • Rapper

    1 year ago
    A screenshot of a Reddit thread. The title reads "sounds about right. Fucking typical. This is how it goes with anyone I talk to". The thread shows a user asking to name two hip-hop artists so they can be compared. The first response is asking whether they meant "Aesop rock or Lupe fiasco". Then there's a response that claims that Lupe is better as a lyricist. Another user asks if they meant "aesop rock or asap rocky" because they are different rappers, to which the user replies he meant asap and that he never actually listened to Aesop rock.
  • 0
    • Previous
      • 1
      • 2
      • 3
      • 4
      • 5
      • 6
      • 7