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✨Jassy✨

Like if this is relatable

The image shows E.T. with a slightly cross-eyed expression. The text above him reads, "When your mom tells you not to touch anything in the store."

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Def all moms lol

A woman is winking with a wide open mouth. The text overlay says: "My mom after telling the waitress that her 6'0" son is "12 and Under"."

ohio nugget

this is so funny lol

The image shows a man with a smirk reading a book. The text on the image reads: "When 9 year old you is studying biology and your friend tells you to go to page 75. You"

King bob

when the me and the boys got caught walking around the school during recess

Three boys are running through a field. The image text reads: "Me and the boys running from the teacher after telling the African kid to make an infinite water source."

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when my imaginary mom tells me to calm down

A dark image shows a doll holding a knife, standing in a hallway. The text overlay says "WHEN SOMEONE TELLS ME TO TAKE IT DOWN A NOTCH".

Chri5

We are getting rather close guys.

The image shows a screenshot of a news article about a clock in New York that now displays the time remaining instead of the current time. Below is the Tom cat from Tom and Jerry looking confused with the text "hol up".

shaylie lol

The image contains three panels of a man with a pained facial expression. The text on top of the image says, "When u tell ur sibling to go ask mom/dad for something but they mention ur name when asking."

Lil’ bro

The image shows Anakin Skywalker looking annoyed with the text "When your Mom & Dad tell you to stop jumping on your bed but you hear their bed squeaking at 2am. It's not fair!"

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😏

A screenshot of a group chat in a messaging app. The chat includes the following messages: "Anyone going to garwood connectivity", "no", "be alone", "using 😂 after a normal sentence is so funny", "wanna go eat spaghetti", "I love children", "you guys are concerning", "Garwood???", "NAH CAUSE WHEN I TELL YOU I BURSTED OUT LAUGHING IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS", and "Anyone".

LoserIsPro

A photo shows two men sitting on a couch. The text on the image says: "When your best friend starts telling.. ..an embarrassing story about you."

✨Jassy✨

Joke turned serious

A young child is looking confused with his hand on his cheek. The text above reads: "When you tell your parents a joke and it turns into a lecture."

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))))))))

A close up of a cat with its mouth open and teeth visible, looking very angry. The text on the image says: "WHEN SOMEONE TELLS ME THEY ARE NOT UP TO DATE ON RECOMMENDED VACCINES."

✨Jassy✨

If you can relate follow me pls

The image shows a text about promises and expectations, with rain drops as a background. The text reads, "Don't Make Me A Promise. Don't make me a promise you can't keep. Don't tell me things that you don't mean. Don't whisper sweet nothings that I can't hear. Don't tell me you'll meet me then not be there. Don't give me tomorrow and leave me in yesterday. Don't give me things then ask me to pay. Don't say you remember then forget. Don't make me believe you then have regret. Don't say its the truth when its a lie. Don't say hello to tell me goodbye. Don't say this is real when its make believe. Don't say how you feel then act differently. Don't make me laugh then make me weep. Don't make me a promise that you can't keep." At the bottom, it reads, "AngelinaBlue2010".

Anonymous

guess who this is

The image shows a man with glasses, a small beard and a red jacket reclining on a red couch. The text above the image says, "If a client tells you: I know people that charge less". Below the image, it says, "Respond: I got clients that pay more."

GG Miller

LMAO

A yellow minion stands on the right side of the image. On the left there is a conversation between the police and a person. It reads: Police: Where do u live? Me: With my parents. Police: Where do your parents live? Me: With Me. Police: Where do you all live? Me: Together. Police: Where is your house? Me: Next to my neighbors house. Police: Where is your neighbors house? Me: You won't believe me if I tell you. Police: Tell Me! Me: Next to my house.

GG Miller

im that girl

A minion standing in front of a text that reads: Here's to the girls: To the girls who don't wake up with perfect hair. Who don't mind eating a Big Mac instead of a salad. Who don't wear 50 pounds of makeup. Who'd rather spend the day in sweatpants than skinny jeans. Who love the comfort of T-shirts. Who don't get all the guys. Who's not "popular" but feels like it when they're with their friends. Who stick to sneakers instead of heels. Who aren't way. Who don't get everything they want. Who doesn't need a guy to tell them that they are beautiful.

The ugly rats ALT account

Here is how i look. (I look ugly, no need to tell me. Plus I’m just 9)

A young girl is shown in a close-up shot, holding a small jar up to her mouth as if eating something from it. Her expression is neutral with slight downward look. The background is blurry and out of focus, showing a wall with framed art.

CaptainEgg75

master mind

The image shows a close-up of a distressed looking cartoon face on the right and a text box on the left with the following text: "Classmate: *curses* Me: I'm going to tell the teacher! Them: please don't. Me: *raises hand to go to the bathroom*"

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Mans Down Bad

An image shows the character Megamind looking down at a small figure. The text above reads: "When your friend tells your crush that you like her so you tell his crush he's gay." Below the image is: "Oh you're a villain alright, just not a super one!"

King bob

Tell me what she is looking at?

A young girl with long brown hair is looking to the side.

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