
Surprise memes
Me when i see the huzz
When you figure out your sibling is an online dater:
Where do you learn to make a banana split?" "Sundae school."
When some1 talks shit about you, simply say, "I'm surprised that your teeth aren't brown from all the shit talking you do"
me when i get outa the shower and my knocks on the door
Just the Fact that this exists
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...maybee
Shitpost-master general
Check your kid's Halloween candy!!
Gusty mood
Three drunk men get in a taxi. The driver knew they were drunk, so he started the car and turned it off. The first man gave him the money. The second man thanked him, but the third man slapped the driver. The driver, surprised that he noticed, asked why, and the third man replied with, "Why did you drive so fast?"


















