70+ Best Surprise Memes - Page 4 - Worst Jokes Ever

Banana

1 view · GG Miller · 2 years ago

Where do you learn to make a banana split?" "Sundae school."

A scene from the office where Michael Scott stands in front of the reception desk, one hand raised and a paper in the other, with the text "BOOM!" overlayed on the image. Pam Beesly sits at the reception desk behind him, looking surprised.

Sibling

The Ugly Rat · 3 years ago

When you figure out your sibling is an online dater:

A black and white cartoon drawing of a man, Nicolas Cage, with a surprised and slightly amused expression.

Nicolas Maduro

233 views · Cosmo idk · 2 months ago

A screenshot of a satirical news article featuring a picture of Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro giving a thumbs up in front of an American flag. The headline reads 'Maduro Now Polling As Most Popular Democrat'. The date is January 7, 2026, and the lead text mentions the 2028 presidential race taking a turn following events in Venezuela.

Teacher

26 views · Heroin Monkey · 7 months ago

A surreal, cosmic landscape featuring a large, pale, ram-like creature with long horns, tiny wings, and an exceptionally long, pink tongue. The tongue wraps around a small Earth resting on a reddish, volcanic ground with glowing magma pockets. In the background, two dark celestial bodies resembling moons with human faces appear. The text overlaid on the image reads, "how it feels to see your teacher outside of school."

Shit

2 views · dabestjoke · 2 years ago

When some1 talks shit about you, simply say, "I'm surprised that your teeth aren't brown from all the shit talking you do"

A young woman with long brown hair, wearing a red shirt, gives the middle finger with both hands. The background is white.

Shower

ohio_armpit · 3 years ago

me when i get outa the shower and my knocks on the door

A close-up of a man's face distorted with wide eyes and an open mouth.

Skibidi Toilet

6 views · tabs1528 · 1 year ago

Just the Fact that this exists

The image shows several boxes of "Skibidi Toilet" toys. The packaging features a cartoon image of a man's head inside a toilet. One box is held in a hand and reads: "SKIBIDI TOILET, MYSTERY COLLECTOR FIGURE, SERIES ONE, 1 FIGURE." Another box reads: "SKIBIDI TOILET, MYSTERY SURPRISE TOILET SERIES ONE". The packaging also includes the text "MYSTERY SURPRISES INSIDE" and "TRY ME" plus warning text. The items are displayed in what looks like a retail store.

Bro

1 view · CrackedRuby_alt · 1 year ago

💀

Patrick Star from SpongeBob SquarePants with a big water cooler on his head is the reaction image for the phrase "how I look at bro in the urinal when he says 'when there's rain there's thunder!' and fucking shits himself."

Erection

14 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

Shitpost-master general

A man with glasses and a bow tie smiles widely with his mouth open and one finger raised, with the text "Whoopsie daisy! I have an erection."

Mickey Mouse

7 views · EnochTyr · 2 years ago

...maybee

Mickey Mouse is looking sly. The text above him says: "When someone asks you why you're carrying a strobe light into an epilepsy ward." The text below him says: "It's a surprise tool that will help us later."

Friend

4 views · ♢ Shy Dragon ♢ · 1 year ago

A drawing shows a method to cheer up a friend. In the first panel, a woman brushes her teeth and wonders 'why am I alive'. The second panel shows the same woman squeezing out of a toothpaste tube onto a toothbrush. A text next to her says 'hahaha surprise'

Sibling

2 views · sedam hussein · 1 year ago

A still from a cartoon movie shows a character with wide eyes and a slightly open mouth. The text above the image reads: "When my sibling tells me something about their life and I have to act surprised because my mom had already told me."

Hand

1 view · Glassiiewxter · 11 months ago

A young boy with glasses is looking directly at the camera and smirking, with the text "I know something you don't know. I am not left handed."

Question

8 views · Thoughtless · 1 year ago

A text message conversation shows someone asking an "emergency question" about where to keep a baby goat that they impulsively bought. The other person replies with "WHAT THE FUCK. ...this is a joke right?" Then, there is a picture of a baby goat with the caption "This is Billy."

Halloween

4 views · Rubeedi · 8 months ago

Check your kid's Halloween candy!!

Two chocolate candies are shown on a white background. One is a whole, cylindrical chocolate. The other is a similar chocolate, cut in half, revealing a surprised, wide-eyed cartoon face with an open mouth inside, replacing the typical filling. The text above reads: 'PLEASE check your kid's Halloween candy carefully!! just found this'.

Emotion

1 view · Anonymous · 1 year ago

Gusty mood

Two cartoon avatars display text: the top one says "What the fuck..." and the bottom says "I'm fucking".

Wife

blach66 · 3 years ago

The image is a two-panel meme. The first panel shows a man smiling with the text "I mugged someone." The second panel shows the same man with a shocked expression and the text "That someone was your wife."

Play

4 views · DIANEE · 1 year ago

The image is a close-up of a text that reads, "I CAN'T BELIEVE I GOT PLAYED AGAIN." The font is a basic, sans-serif style.

Drunk man

61 views · Tenzin Chogyel · 7 years ago

Three drunk men get in a taxi. The driver knew they were drunk, so he started the car and turned it off. The first man gave him the money. The second man thanked him, but the third man slapped the driver. The driver, surprised that he noticed, asked why, and the third man replied with, "Why did you drive so fast?"