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Heroin Monkey

me when

A brown horse is standing inside what appears to be a convenience store, with its head pointed down and a stream of yellow granular material coming out of its mouth and falling to the floor.

Heroin Monkey

Two pictures side by side. The picture on the left is a policeman in uniform. The picture on the right is a man looking at the camera. The text in the image says: This is Heartwarming. This police officer was called to a grocery store in response to this man stealing food to feed his family. Instead of arresting the man, the police officer shot him 38 times.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a cartoon of Dr. Doofenshmirtz with a sinister grin. The text above the image reads: "How I feel after using my newest inator (my Glock) to zap (murder) Perry the Playtypus (innocent bystanders) and take over the tri-state area (the alcohol section of the grocery store)."

Wade

Antisocial

The image shows a two-panel meme featuring Spongebob. In the top panel, Spongebob looks disgruntled with his eyes closed. The text reads: "Asking an employee where the product you're looking for is." In the bottom panel, Spongebob is smiling and pointing with text: "Walking around the store for a half hour looking for it instead of asking."

ℌ𝔲𝔫𝔱𝔢𝔯 𝔬𝔣 𝔅𝔩𝔬𝔬𝔡

The image is a four-panel collage. The first panel shows a 6-Eleven store. The second panel shows a 7-Eleven store. The third panel shows an 8-Eleven convenience store with pink stripes. The fourth panel shows the World Trade Center on September 11 with an airplane about to crash.

Adolf kitler

A photo of a small orange kitten sitting in a plastic shopping bag filled with other groceries. The text on the image says: "I don't remember buying this at the store."

Heroin Monkey

An image shows a store display with bundles of firewood labeled 'Firewood bundle $3.99' and bundles of the same firewood labeled 'Chuck Norris' toothpicks $3.99'.

AG3.0

When I went to the barber store, I got new mustache

A selfie of a person with dark hair and glasses, featuring a digitally added black mustache.

Heroin Monkey

A sticker design featuring the word "CERTIFIED" above a race car, with a mushroom cloud behind it. Below the car, the word "RACIST" is written in capital letters. The sticker is on an Amazon page for a product titled: "(3 Pcs) Certified Racist Sticker Funny Racist Meme Stickers Rac..."

Anonymous

When he shares screen on call

CallMeLyxi

Bro, me

Apparently referring to
screaming kids in a store as
"Semen Demons" is not
publicly acceptable, Who knew?
Traum

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