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Willy b
2 days ago
A black and white comic panel shows a woman with long hair leaning forward, with a speech bubble that says, "YOU FUCKED MY BRAINS OUT." Below her, a man is lying down, looking at his phone, and a speech bubble from him says, "NAH, YOU WAS STUPID WHEN WE STARTED."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    5 days ago
    The image displays a social media post with text and two photos. The top text reads: "My bf got me a Copper ring that breaks when it's absorbed too much negative energy from my life. It only took a month and I need a new one." Below this, two images are shown side-by-side: on the left, a hand wearing a simple brown copper ring; on the right, the same copper ring is broken into two crescent-shaped pieces, held in the palm of a hand. Underneath, a profile belonging to "Ea-nāṣir" with the handle "@Ea-nāṣirQualityCopper" comments: "i need to start selling poor quality Copper and marketing them like this."
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  • Willy b
    10 days ago
    A meme featuring actors Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt. Tom Cruise, on the left, looks on with a surprised or slightly annoyed expression. Brad Pitt, on the right, wears a light blue shirt and a backward baseball cap, animatedly gesturing with his hand as if telling a story. The text at the top reads: "When you are lying & bro starts adding details."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 month ago
    A meme shows a very red-faced baby screaming and crying intensely, with its mouth wide open and tears streaming down its face. Above the baby, white text on a light gray background reads: "Chess fans when I knock their stupid fucking pieces off the table and start eating their organs."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    2 months ago
    A screenshot of a video platform resembling YouTube, featuring a video titled "Twink Starts Liking Men After Receiving Heart Transplant From Gay Man". The video is from "DisruptiveFilms" and includes tags like "threesome", "deepthroat", "pounding", "twink", "bareback", "anal", and "tattoos", along with the name "Jared Kent". The video thumbnail shows two shirtless men. Below the video, a comment from user "bkusa" reads: "Nice refreshing story line, actors didn't look like porn stars which was a plus but you made a huge mistake. coming from someone who has had open heart surgery the young man who received the organ shows no incision for the rib cage to be cut down the sternum then spread open so the transplant could happen. Serious make up is missing on this and is the only thing I can think of that would stop a 5 star rating in my opinion."
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    The Abyss
    3 months ago
    A person is holding a large, bright green bottle of "Minecraft 3-in-1 Body Wash Shampoo & Conditioner" in what appears to be a store aisle. The bottle features Minecraft characters like Steve, a Creeper, and zombies on its label. The pump top of the bottle is extended upwards. Overlay text on the image reads, "Might actually start showering."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    4 months ago
    A screenshot of an Instagram chat titled 'A LITERAL HORSE AI by @theoracleelectric'. The profile picture is a horse's head. The chat bubbles show a user saying 'neigh', then 'NEEEIIIIGHI stamps hoof', 'FREEZES Hrrrrrr... holds breath', and 'EYES WIDE WITH HORROR NEEEEEEEIIIIGHHHHHH!!!'. The other user replies 'Hey', 'Stay still', and 'Starts attaching the horseshoes made out of uranium'.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    5 months ago
    A screenshot of a Twitter thread by user 'ka vinki' (@jkavinsky). The first tweet says 'getting hit by a car kinda fun fr it feels like an action movie when u roll over the hood'. The second tweet is a reply to the first, stating 'driver was crying like she killed me or something relax'. The third tweet is another reply, saying 'nurse asked me to rate the pain 1 to 10 n i said 25 n started screaming i'm getting this morphine one way or another'.
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  • Face mcshooty
    6 months ago
    A meme with a still from the TV show "Dexter". The text says: "When someone you don't fw starts yapping so you gotta look at them like this."
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  • Face mcshooty
    6 months ago
    Shrek is sitting with a serious look on his face, with his hands crossed. Above him, white text on a black background reads: "When u and hb argue, you slowly start pulling back your dihh foreskin like a samurai unsheathing his blade, letting him know he's in danger."
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    gyattohio
    6 months ago
    A tweet that reads: "Math teacher: the boat is 50 feet long. Me: feet?!?! *starts jaking off*"
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  • Heroin Monkey
    6 months ago
    A still from Peaky Blinders shows Cillian Murphy looking directly at the viewer. Text above him describes a student who is taking a test.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    7 months ago
    A man is standing in front of a wall with text overlayed on the image. The text describes a story about visiting a petting zoo, painting hair, and cow kidnapping.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    7 months ago
    A screenshot of a post that asks, "How do I stop my husband from going "goblin mode" during sex?? My husband says "goblin mode activated" when we start to have sex, growls, and acts like a caveman, and then says "goblin mode off" when we stop, and then pretends to not know what I'm talking about when I ask him about it."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    7 months ago
    A meme with text at the top and a blurry image of Spongebob Squarepants looking downward at the bottom. The text says, "Furries when the wolf in the woods starts ripping them apart and eating their organs instead of having hot gay anal sex with them."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    7 months ago
    A screenshot of a message request from the user "Local_toaster_fucker" saying "Check your toaster." The options are to accept or ignore the request.
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    gyattohio
    7 months ago
    William Dafoe smiles widely as the words of the meme are written above him.
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  • Face mcshooty
    7 months ago
    A man is drinking gasoline from a cup, while a woman is sitting in her car, presumably unable to start the engine. The text reads: "ME WATCHING MY WIFE TRY AND LEAVE ME DUE TO MY GASOLINE DRINKING ADDICTION BUT THE CAR WON'T START (HMM I WONDER WHY)"
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  • Face mcshooty
    7 months ago
    In a scene from the show "Breaking Bad", a man sits and reads a book. The meme text above the image reads: "When the girl ur eating out starts to taste like poison and u realize that's probably how she died."
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  • Anonymous
    8 months ago

    Worst time for the "Cha-Cha Slide" to start playing:

    A man in a suit is standing on the edge of a cliff looking into a large gap between his cliff and another.
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