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Shampoo

A person is holding a large, bright green bottle of "Minecraft 3-in-1 Body Wash Shampoo & Conditioner" in what appears to be a store aisle. The bottle features Minecraft characters like Steve, a Creeper, and zombies on its label. The pump top of the bottle is extended upwards. Overlay text on the image reads, "Might actually start showering."

Horse

Car

A screenshot of a Twitter thread by user 'ka vinki' (@jkavinsky). The first tweet says 'getting hit by a car kinda fun fr it feels like an action movie when u roll over the hood'. The second tweet is a reply to the first, stating 'driver was crying like she killed me or something relax'. The third tweet is another reply, saying 'nurse asked me to rate the pain 1 to 10 n i said 25 n started screaming i'm getting this morphine one way or another'.

Look

A meme with a still from the TV show "Dexter". The text says: "When someone you don't fw starts yapping so you gotta look at them like this."

Samurai

Shrek is sitting with a serious look on his face, with his hands crossed. Above him, white text on a black background reads: "When u and hb argue, you slowly start pulling back your dihh foreskin like a samurai unsheathing his blade, letting him know he's in danger."

Foot

A tweet that reads: "Math teacher: the boat is 50 feet long. Me: feet?!?! *starts jaking off*"

Test

A still from Peaky Blinders shows Cillian Murphy looking directly at the viewer. Text above him describes a student who is taking a test.

Cow

A man is standing in front of a wall with text overlayed on the image. The text describes a story about visiting a petting zoo, painting hair, and cow kidnapping.

Husband

A screenshot of a post that asks, "How do I stop my husband from going "goblin mode" during sex?? My husband says "goblin mode activated" when we start to have sex, growls, and acts like a caveman, and then says "goblin mode off" when we stop, and then pretends to not know what I'm talking about when I ask him about it."

Furry

A meme with text at the top and a blurry image of Spongebob Squarepants looking downward at the bottom. The text says, "Furries when the wolf in the woods starts ripping them apart and eating their organs instead of having hot gay anal sex with them."

Toaster

A screenshot of a message request from the user "Local_toaster_fucker" saying "Check your toaster." The options are to accept or ignore the request.

Bro

William Dafoe smiles widely as the words of the meme are written above him.

Gasoline

A man is drinking gasoline from a cup, while a woman is sitting in her car, presumably unable to start the engine. The text reads: "ME WATCHING MY WIFE TRY AND LEAVE ME DUE TO MY GASOLINE DRINKING ADDICTION BUT THE CAR WON'T START (HMM I WONDER WHY)"

Poison

In a scene from the show "Breaking Bad", a man sits and reads a book. The meme text above the image reads: "When the girl ur eating out starts to taste like poison and u realize that's probably how she died."

Time

Worst time for the "Cha-Cha Slide" to start playing:

A man in a suit is standing on the edge of a cliff looking into a large gap between his cliff and another.

Animal

Shitpost-master general

A cat sleeps in a bed with the text "the grind NEVER starts. I am sleeping."

Phone

A black image with white text that reads: "Do not flip your phone. Since you have read this, you will be told good news tonight. If you don't repost this, your worst week starts now."

Ps5

A man looks to the side with a worried expression. The text reads, "When y'all arguing and she start going near your PS5."

Car

The image shows a side-by-side comparison of two cars with text above and below each image. The image on the left shows a red classic car with the text "Cars in action movies" above it and the text "Still works after being shot 1000 times" below it. The image on the right shows a small black car with the text "Cars in horror movies" above it and the text "Can't even start" below it.

Life

A black and white image shows a cartoon-style character with spiky hair and raised hands, overlaid with the text 'When your life is falling apart in ways you could never imagine, you start to appreciate the script.' Below the character, it reads 'ABSOLUTE CINEMA.'

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