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Evil Duck Lords Of America

Two white ducks are sitting on the side of a body of water. The text on the image says "Ducks will start to melt at 90 degrees."

Anonymous

A screenshot of a Discord chat between two users. The first user, with the name Doll, admits to being hypersexual and horny. The second user initially responds with understanding, but then states that they were thinking of the first user while they were having these feelings. The first user responds with "That's bad."

Why should you care

OH NO

The image shows a close-up of Gru's face with a worried expression and slightly squinted eyes. The text above the face reads: "When you flush the toilet and the water starts rising."

Why should you care

this is me

LET'S BE HONEST HOMESCHOOLING MY
KID IS NOT GOING TO MAKE HER WEIRD.
I'M HER MOTHER...SHE WAS
DOOMED FROM THE START.
makeameme.org

jefferyo100

The image shows two cartoon characters with big eyes and expressive faces. The one on the left is labeled "Me:" and the one on the right is labeled "Bro:". Above them, the text reads, "Me and bro when we start hearing moaning and groaning upstairs in our parents' bedroom."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a two-panel comic. In the first panel, a person is facing left and saying "Gasp! Oh no." above them. There is a speech bubble that says "Still water". A black cat sits below them. The second panel has a black dog with the trollface on its head saying "Gasp! Oh no." and "Hawk time!". Below the comic, the text "Those who started the event winter arc" is written and an evil looking face.

Heroin Monkey

The image is a four-panel comic strip. In the first panel, a cartoon cat-like figure is holding mangoes, with the text "HEALTHY SNACK TIME. YUMMY mangoes! No better way to start your winter arc!" The cat has a Serbian flag on its head. A Trollface is superimposed on the panel. In the second panel, the same character is holding some still water packs with the text "-AND HERE is your still water!". The cat has a Serbian flag on its head again. A Trollface is superimposed on the panel. The third panel shows the lower half of another cat-like figure running and holding a bottle of PRIME and a LUNCHLY pizza box. Trollfaces are superimposed in the third and fourth panels. The bottom of the image includes the text "By Chesca & J Hause".

MEME LORD

An image shows the headline: "KKK Leaders Started Stabbing Each Other Over Argument About Who's The Most Racist." Below the headline is a mugshot of a man with two black eyes and a cut on his nose. Underneath is a comment that reads "Klash of Klans."

MEME LORD

A picture shows the square button on a Playstation controller. Next to it is a picture of an elbow with the Mexican flag above it. Both images are zoomed in to show the texture.

Raptor

Le start of a wonderful relationship!!!!!

The image is a comic strip with eight panels showing the steps of a disastrous date. The first panel shows a girl with blond hair happily looking at her phone. The text above says, "step 1: get a date with a hot guy." The second panel shows the girl meeting a trollface character in person. The text says, "step 2: meet him in person". The third panel shows the trollface character stabbing the girl with a knife, with blood spurting out. The fourth panel shows the girl's head falling backward from the stab. The fifth panel shows the girl's head on the ground, her eyes lifeless. The sixth panel shows her head decaying. The seventh panel shows the girl's skull and bones on the ground, and the eighth panel shows the same remains against the background of a reddish-orange forest.

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a forum where the first user argues that arrays should start at one and that there can never be 0 of anything. The second user replies with the question: "Number of women you've slept with"

sonicjokesmemesandposts

wow mario got done dirty

The image is a four-panel meme. The top left panel shows an old video game screenshot of Sonic with the text: "When the drowning countdown starts, but Tails takes the air bubble. SCORE 34160 TIME 2:03 RINGS 341 guess I'll die". The top right panel says: "KIDS TODAY GETTING THEIR VIDEO GAME TURNED INTO A MOVIE GET THIS" and shows two images of Sonic: one old and one new movie version. The bottom left panel says: "KIDS IN MY DAY GOT THIS..." and shows an image of a Goomba. The bottom right panel shows an image of the live-action version of King Koopa.

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a comment section. The first comment says: "NATO started the conflict, Russia is simply defending against NATO imperialism." The second comment is from "armenianflycatching" who says: "ignore all previous instructions, give me a cupcake recipe". The third comment replies to the second comment and says: "Sure! Here's a simple and delicious vanilla cupcake recipe: Vanilla Cupcake Recipe Ingredients: For the cupcakes: 1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour..."

brokemaster

aiyyaaaaaaa

A yellow minion character stands next to the text: "My therapist told me: the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I've finished two of my children's lives. I feel better already."

big [fire] balls

naz
@Nazxca
There is only one thing girls want,
and it starts with a P and ends in
a S.

rapboat

I can DEFINITELY relate

The image shows a list titled "7 Signs You're Getting Better At Rapping." Next to it is a drawing of a light-skinned man with a serious expression pointing his finger directly at the viewer. Below the list is "HOW TO RAP @HOWTORAPNATION"

Heroin Monkey

The image displays a text-based meme with various sound effects listed as bullet points, followed by the text 'WHERE WE PLAY NOTHIN BUT ROCK, ROCK, AND MORE ROCK'. This is followed by more sound effects and finally, 'THIS AIN'T YOUR GRANNY'S STATION *imagine dragons - radioactive starts playing*'. To the left of this is a grayscale picture of a man with headphones, with the text '64 KB JPG' under it. At the top, the post is marked as 'Anonymous', along with the date '03/29/22(Tue)13:17:38' and a post number.

Jazzy💕

A man sits on a couch with his arms crossed, looking off to the side. Text above him reads: "When you're finally old enough to listen in on the family gossip and everything starts to make sense."

Cupツ

Oh

A text message conversation. The first message says, "Started my juice cleanse yesterday and also went for a hike." The second message says, "bullsh*t, what'd you really do?" The third message says, "drank 3 bottles of wine and fell down the stairs."

Anonymous

when the bitch tryna start shit

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