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Cocaine

Ernie looks surprised at a rectangular package while Bert stands next to him. The text says: "Ernie is astonished at the size of the brick of cocaine Bert managed to buy with this month's rent money."

Penis

The image shows two blue boxes of 'Penis Pasta', with the word 'Penis' in large font above 'PASTA'. The pasta itself is visible through a round window, with each piece shaped like a penis. A cartoon character that also resembles a penis, wearing a chef's hat, is shown on the lower part of each box. A warning is printed below him which reads 'WARNING! INCREASES IN SIZE WHEN COOKED'.

Puppy

Meme for today

The image shows a package of "Pee-Pee Pads" for puppies and dogs. The text on the package reads "ONE SIZE FITS ALL PUPPIES & DOGS. 12 Hour Guaranteed Protection Day or All Night. Pee-Pee Pads."

Man

Robin v Robin

The meme shows two panels of Robin in a comic book style. The top panel shows Robin saying, "I'm a wanted man, Jason." The next panel shows a different Robin saying, "Impossible, you weren't even a wanted child." Below that is an image of a person's face next to a dial labeled 'OOF SIZE' with settings for 'Small', 'Medium', and 'Large'.

Head

A screenshot of Twitter posts. The first post reads, "some of y'alls kids got some BIG ass heads." The following comments respond to this observation about head size.

Africa

A meme contrasting the diversity of Africa with the actions of European colonizers. The text reads: "Africa: *has thousands of different cultures, with tribes varying in size* Europeans, drawing the borders:". Below this text is a still image from Spongebob SquarePants, where Spongebob is holding a magic wand, and Patrick Star is cheering wildly. Spongebob exclaims, "Rectangles!!!"

Toilet Paper

A large roll of toilet paper on a stand in a bathroom next to a toilet. The text above the image reads, "Went to my buddy's house and he thought this absolute monster was gonna slip by without further inquiry."

Smartphone

The image is a two-panel comic. In the first panel, a duck is struggling to hold an oversized smartphone, with a speech bubble saying, "Must... Send... Text..." In the second panel, the same duck is holding a small smartphone, exclaiming, "OOH! LOOK AT THIS ADORABLE, USELESS THING!"

Duck

An image of a giant yellow rubber duck with a street lamp in front of it. A seagull is perched on top of the lamp. The text "from 2017 The Guardian" is in the bottom right corner.

Animal

A bar chart shows the percentage of Brits and Americans who think they could beat different animals in a fight, including rat, house cat, goose, medium-sized dog, eagle, large dog, chimpanzee, king cobra, kangaroo, wolf, crocodile, gorilla, lion, elephant, and grizzly bear. There's an image of a person boxing a kangaroo.

Asteroid

Shitpost-master general

A news headline reads, "An asteroid the size of a small town is headed straight towards India." An illustration shows an asteroid headed toward India from space.

Pinky

A close-up shot of a human hand with the index finger slightly raised, set against a white background. Black text is overlaid next to the hand. The text reads: I FIRMLY BELIEVE THAT OUR PINKIES ARE SMALLER SO THAT THEY FIT IN OUR DICK HOLES EASIER.

Rapper

A picture shows a black man with braided hair and a black jacket, he has a serious look on his face. The text overlay reads: "It's just big me." -The rapper shorter than Wolverine.

Jokes

Orphan

Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?

Because they don’t have a family to share it with. 😥

Orphan

There is an upside to being an orphan. Every bag of chips is family size.

Midget

Why do midgets laugh when they run?

Because the grass tickles their balls.

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