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Heroin Monkey

Actor Benedict Cumberbatch has
revealed that, as a child, he suffered wi
crippling constipation.
www
PB Pun_bible
@thepunbible
No shit Sherlock
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Heroin Monkey

AG (Anon) 4 minutes ago
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No shit, you said that before.
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A
AG (Anon) now
I am also gay, I wish my grandpa would let me fuck him
AG (Anon) now
But for now I guess i'll just have to settle with raping my dog

Alora💕

Pov:You start writing son lyrics because you can't stand up for yourself knowing you've lost

The image is a screenshot of a post on worstjokesever.com, displaying a conversation thread with several comments. It includes comments like 'Congratulations. No one gives a shit', 'Feeling right, looking tight. Come get the drinking shots on the rocks' and 'Ofc you're using song lyrics because you can't talk for yourself'.

Chri5

Well shit.

The image shows a four-panel comparison. The top left panel shows a hobbit house in a green hill, the middle left panel shows four characters from the Lord of the Rings, and the bottom left panel shows the Eye of Sauron. The top right panel shows the Teletubbies house, the middle right panel shows the four Teletubbies, and the bottom right panel shows the baby sun from the Teletubbies. The text above all the panels says: "You want a conspiracy theory, well I will give you a conspiracy theory:".

RapBoat Bonus

No shit lmao

A photo shows Diddy in white clothes with his arms raised, surrounded by other people and paparazzi at an event. Text in the lower part says, "Celebrities who partied with Diddy may want to contact their lawyers".

Willy b

A road sign on a winding road in a mountainous landscape. The sign says "SPEED LIMIT ENFORCED BY SNIPER" and above the sign is the text "SHIT JUST GOT SERIOUS" with three dots below it. The lower right corner has a TikTok handle.

timmyy

A vintage comic book cover shows a car flying through the air with a woman driving. A man on the sidewalk exclaims: "Watch out, mister! It's a woman, and she's trying to parallel park!" A man on a bike says "Son of a..."

GG Miller

I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes

A yellow minion with one eye and blue overalls stands on the left. To the right, there is a text that begins: "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals..." and continues with a long, aggressive monologue.

Anonymous

Sniffs kids

The image shows a toy action figure box with the text SLEEPY JOE ACTION FIGURE written on it. Inside the box, there is a depiction of Joe Biden with his head slumped forward. Below it, the text reads BATTERIES *NOT* INCLUDED and a warning that the item contains socialism. Below that in a separate text box, is the text JUST ADD AAA BATTERIES AND HE SHITS HIS PANTS. In the upper right corner it reads NEW FOR CHRISTMAS: THE SLEEP JOE INACTION FIGURE. There is a red and white target circle with a blue dart to the right of the figure box.

MEME LORD

my uncle's meme stash @... · 11h:
No way bro said that
IM SHLEEP Today at 158 AM
Yo guys
I have this girls nudes should i keep em?
She died so idk
Since i have em and shes dead they are kinda
like rare ass pokemon cards
Discontinued by manufacturer type shit
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Heroin Monkey

*playing horror game*
Bro: "it isn't a trap bro just follow
me"
The shit he tryna lead me into:
evil ass
rape building
@kaievolution

blach66

A four-panel comic strip. In the first panel, a person with red hair is smiling and says "I don't really have any strong opinions on anything." In the second panel, a white figure is shocked with open mouth. The text next to this person reads "The Lorax is shit". The two lower panels show the red-haired person first with wide eyes and then with closed eyes holding a gun.

Heroin Monkey

Anonymous 10/15/14(Wed)19:11:37 No.5329752
how are slovenia and slovakia different?
same flag, similar names
Anonymous 10/15/14(Wed)21:48:03 No.5329982
>>53297529
how are your face and your ass different?
both look the same, shit comes out, dicks go in

Anonymous

Fr shit

A picture of Captain Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean, with the text "I'M NOT DRUNK" written at the top, and "I'M SPEAKING IN CURSIVE" at the bottom.

Wade

"LOVE YOUR
NEIGHBOR AS
YOURSELF"
YOU FUCKING
MORON
HELLO
NEIGHBOR
YOU WORTHLESS
PIECE OF HUMAN
SHIT
BY EXTRA FABULOUS COMICS FOR Cyanide and Happiness Explosm.net

Heroin Monkey

jesse
@oneinchweenie
is anal squirting a thing or did this
bitch just shit on my bed
10:37 PM 11/7/19 Twitter for iPhone

GG Miller

Spiderman is holding a slingshot and saying: "I got this shit. I play Angry Birds." He seems confident. The background shows a window with a person doing laundry.

⯎Mia⯎

I've never related to something so much

The text on the black background reads: I've said L to the most horrendous shit just as a natural reaction.

Toast ツ

A screenshot of a comment section on a website. The comments feature a back-and-forth between multiple users including Jake, amyyy342, Toast4128, and Wade.

JakeFromFakeFarm

Too relatable

A screenshot of a text conversation with "Mom" shows messages that read, "Where are you? x," followed by a series of replies from the other party that escalate from "I'm coming hoe" to "*home," then "Home!" and "HOM!" ending with "Fucking piece of shit". The second, third and fourth message shows a red exclamation mark, indicating that the message has not been delivered.

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