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Story

The image shows a green cartoon character with red eyes. Below the image is text of a story about a date gone wrong, ending with the line "That's my story of how I got cockblocked by motherfucking al qaeda."

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Anonymous 10/15/14(Wed)19:11:37 No.5329752
how are slovenia and slovakia different?
same flag, similar names
Anonymous 10/15/14(Wed)21:48:03 No.5329982
>>53297529
how are your face and your ass different?
both look the same, shit comes out, dicks go in

Text message

Vulgarity

Kind

A Capri Sun drink pouch with the text "Damn this shit kinda hydrating." "I NEED her bouncing and moaning on it." and "The Federal Government must fall."

Man

An ancient Chinese terracotta warrior statue is shown against a black background. To the left, white text reads: "Anyone can piss on the floor, it takes a real man to shit on the ceiling." Below this, smaller text attributes the quote to "- Sun Tzu, The Art of War".

Chat

The image shows a conversation with three messages. The first message is from Alvin: "Little birdie told me you was chatting shit." The second is from Simon: "Come outside lil bro." And the third is from Theodore: "We ain't gon do nun swear."

Girl

A screenshot of a tweet from a user named Light Chocolate and Whole… (@MisterOWL9). The tweet reads: 'You haven't heard some weird shit until you fuck a deaf girl. Sounded like I was beating a baby seal.' Below the tweet, it shows '10:02 PM

5/21/19

Twitter for iPhone'.

Dick

A meme featuring a portrait of John F. Kennedy next to a block of text that reads: "I'm over here stroking my dick. I got lotion on my dick. Rn, I'm just stroking my shit. I'm horny as fuck man. - John F. Kennedy"

Attack

Bro really said “eat shit”

A comic book panel shows Sonic and Knuckles confronting an enemy. Sonic tells Knuckles to secure the Master Emerald to prevent the enemy from using its power. Knuckles questions if Sonic is crazy. The panel shows the enemy attacking, with a sound effect 'SHKOOM'

Somebody

A cartoonish bird with an angry expression and a burning fuse above its head is below the text "It's all shits and giggles until somebody giggles and shits."

Bro

Im bro

A Winnie the Pooh character wearing sunglasses and a black trench coat with the text "How bro feels after announcing that he's taking a shit in the middle of the conversation."

Ice Cream

A picture of Elsa from the movie Frozen looking up with an amused expression. The text says: "You know smashing Elsa would be fire cuz if she creamin' that shit just turn into ice cream, bro."

Spiderman

Spiderman is holding a slingshot and saying: "I got this shit. I play Angry Birds." He seems confident. The background shows a window with a person doing laundry.

Privilege

A stack of crayons with labels that appear to be satirical. The labels include "Travel Ban Brown", "Lives Matter", "Auschwitz Ash", "Privilege", "Cyantology", "Spiritual but not Religious", "Statutory Grape", "Boner Pill Blue", "Insufferable Vegan Green", "Corporations Are People Too", "Baby Shit Green", "Self-Identified Blue", "Presidential", and "Your Parents' Divorce Was Your Fault, Peach".

Girl

A screenshot of a text message exchange. The first message reads: "Aye dumbass your girl cheating on you." The second message reads: "I'm blind." The third message reads: "Oh shit", followed by another message written in braille and reading: "Sorry, I can't see you." The final message reads: "That fucking whore."

Country

A four-panel meme contrasting Americans and Germans in their reactions to criticism. The top left panel, labeled "Americans," shows a stoic, bearded man (Chad) saying, "Your country did some bad shit." The top right panel shows a crying, glasses-wearing man (Wojak) screaming, "NOOOO AMERICA IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD." The bottom left panel, labeled "Germans," shows a stoic, bearded man (Chad) saying, "Your country did some bad shit." The bottom right panel shows another stoic, bearded man (Chad) saying, "Sprich deutsch du hurensohn."

Text message

Too relatable

A screenshot of a text conversation with "Mom" shows messages that read, "Where are you? x," followed by a series of replies from the other party that escalate from "I'm coming hoe" to "*home," then "Home!" and "HOM!" ending with "Fucking piece of shit". The second, third and fourth message shows a red exclamation mark, indicating that the message has not been delivered.

Reaction

I've never related to something so much

The text on the black background reads: I've said L to the most horrendous shit just as a natural reaction.

Nose

A screenshot of a comment section on a website. The comments feature a back-and-forth between multiple users including Jake, amyyy342, Toast4128, and Wade.

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