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self-deprecation

Wade · 2 years ago

A four-panel comic strip. Panel 1 shows a priest in a church saying, "LOVE YOUR NEIGHBOR AS YOURSELF" to a congregation, including a blonde woman. Panel 2 shows the blonde woman outside saying, "HELLO NEIGHBOR" to a man getting out of his car. Panel 3 shows the man responding, "YOU FUCKING MORON". Panel 4 shows the man continuing, "YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF HUMAN SHIT". The text below indicates the source: "BY EXTRA FABULOUS COMICS FOR Cyanide and Happiness © Explosm.net."

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Girl

Heroin Monkey · 10 months ago

A screenshot of a tweet from a user named Light Chocolate and Whole… (@MisterOWL9). The tweet reads: 'You haven't heard some weird shit until you fuck a deaf girl. Sounded like I was beating a baby seal.' Below the tweet, it shows '10:02 PM

5/21/19

Twitter for iPhone'.

Teenager

Heroin Monkey · 6 months ago

A portrait photo of a young male teenager wearing a blue hoodie. A superimposed blue and white box resembling a Daily Mail headline is placed over the lower half of his face. The text reads: 'DailyMail. Teenager dies after participating in viral 'Stay in oven at 200 Celsius for 20 minutes and eat your own shit' challenge. Read THE full story on DailyMail.com.'

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Text message

Heroin Monkey · 11 months ago

Chat

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a conversation with three messages. The first message is from Alvin: "Little birdie told me you was chatting shit." The second is from Simon: "Come outside lil bro." And the third is from Theodore: "We ain't gon do nun swear."

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Flag

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of an online forum conversation. The first comment asks how Slovenia and Slovakia are different, pointing out similar flags and names. The second comment replies with a vulgar analogy, asking how the first user's face and ass are different, claiming they look the same and have similar crude functions.

Lorax

blach66 · 3 years ago

A four-panel comic strip. In the first panel, a person with red hair is smiling and says "I don't really have any strong opinions on anything." In the second panel, a white figure is shocked with open mouth. The text next to this person reads "The Lorax is shit". The two lower panels show the red-haired person first with wide eyes and then with closed eyes holding a gun.

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Man

Heroin Monkey · 9 months ago

An ancient Chinese terracotta warrior statue is shown against a black background. To the left, white text reads: "Anyone can piss on the floor, it takes a real man to shit on the ceiling." Below this, smaller text attributes the quote to "- Sun Tzu, The Art of War".

Bro

Face mcshooty · 1 year ago

Im bro

A Winnie the Pooh character wearing sunglasses and a black trench coat with the text "How bro feels after announcing that he's taking a shit in the middle of the conversation."

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Attack

Wade · 2 years ago

Bro really said “eat shit”

A comic book panel shows Sonic and Knuckles confronting an enemy. Sonic tells Knuckles to secure the Master Emerald to prevent the enemy from using its power. Knuckles questions if Sonic is crazy. The panel shows the enemy attacking, with a sound effect 'SHKOOM'

Dick

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A meme featuring a portrait of John F. Kennedy next to a block of text that reads: "I'm over here stroking my dick. I got lotion on my dick. Rn, I'm just stroking my shit. I'm horny as fuck man. - John F. Kennedy"

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Somebody

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A cartoonish bird with an angry expression and a burning fuse above its head is below the text "It's all shits and giggles until somebody giggles and shits."

Study

Heroin Monkey · 6 months ago

A satirical headline in bold text reads, "New Study Reveals A Whole Bunch Of Dumb Nerd Shit." Below the text is a stock photograph of two scientists, a woman and a man, wearing white lab coats and surgical masks in a laboratory. The woman is holding up a vial of liquid.

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Privilege

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A stack of crayons with labels that appear to be satirical. The labels include "Travel Ban Brown", "Lives Matter", "Auschwitz Ash", "Privilege", "Cyantology", "Spiritual but not Religious", "Statutory Grape", "Boner Pill Blue", "Insufferable Vegan Green", "Corporations Are People Too", "Baby Shit Green", "Self-Identified Blue", "Presidential", and "Your Parents' Divorce Was Your Fault, Peach".

Angry Birds

GG Miller · 2 years ago

Spiderman is holding a slingshot and saying: "I got this shit. I play Angry Birds." He seems confident. The background shows a window with a person doing laundry.

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Ice Cream

MEME LORD · 1 year ago

A picture of Elsa from the movie Frozen looking up with an amused expression. The text says: "You know smashing Elsa would be fire cuz if she creamin' that shit just turn into ice cream, bro."

Homie

Lil’ bro · 1 year ago

A photo of Tyler, the Creator with the text "How my 'straightest' homie looks at me after saying the gayest shit on earth (he is cooked)."

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School

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A photo of a tiled wall with a hand-drawn tally chart on it. The chart is labeled with "Why you here?" and has four categories: "Piss", "Vape", "Shit", and "Jerk it", each with tally marks indicating the number of times each activity has been performed. At the bottom of the image, it says: "bro what is this school".

Girl

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a definition of "dirty chewbacca" and below a cartoon of Skeletor, saying, "Even I'm not into that shit." The text above says: "When a girl is deepthroating you, you pinch her nipples right as you cum. Her scream paired with the warm liquid and dick in her throat will produce a sound similar to chewbacca's growl."

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Nose

Toast ツ · 2 years ago

A screenshot of a comment section on a website. The comments feature a back-and-forth between multiple users including Jake, amyyy342, Toast4128, and Wade.

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