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Vulgarity

4 months ago
A black pickup truck is seen from behind on a road. The truck is heavily adorned with numerous crude and politically charged bumper stickers covering its rear window and tailgate. On the top left of the rear window, a sticker reads "MAKE AMERICA CUM AGAIN". To its right, another sticker says "FUCK DA NRA" with the NRA logo crossed out. Below these, a large sticker proclaims "GET ON THE CUM TRAIN". On the tailgate, a sticker on the left reads "ONLY MY WIFE CAN FART ON MY BALLS!". In the center of the tailgate, below an American flag decal, a smaller sticker states "I WILL NOT CUM". Further down, a white sticker with "TOYOTA" and "STOP THE CUM!" and "JUST SAY NO TO CRANKIN OFF" is visible. On the right side of the tailgate, a sticker says "L'TS GO BRANDON", a euphemism for "Fuck Joe Biden". Below this, another sticker reads "REAL PATRIOTS MAKE THE BEST BOTTOMS!". Further down, "WHITE CUMS MATTER!" is displayed, a crude parody of "Black Lives Matter". To its right, "SHIT BLUE" is visible, likely referring to Democrats. Below "WHITE CUMS MATTER!", a sticker demands "IMPREGNATE BIDEN!". Other small stickers include "STOP THE WIPE!" and "TRUMP TRAIN". The truck's license plate reads "NVR CUM". The truck has "4x4" on its mudflaps and a large exhaust pipe.
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  • Lorax

    2 years ago
    A four-panel comic strip. In the first panel, a person with red hair is smiling and says "I don't really have any strong opinions on anything." In the second panel, a white figure is shocked with open mouth. The text next to this person reads "The Lorax is shit". The two lower panels show the red-haired person first with wide eyes and then with closed eyes holding a gun.
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  • Drunk

    2 years ago

    Fr shit

    A picture of Captain Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean, with the text "I'M NOT DRUNK" written at the top, and "I'M SPEAKING IN CURSIVE" at the bottom.
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  • Story

    1 year ago
    The image shows a green cartoon character with red eyes. Below the image is text of a story about a date gone wrong, ending with the line "That's my story of how I got cockblocked by motherfucking al qaeda."
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  • Flag

    1 year ago
    A screenshot of an online forum conversation. The first comment asks how Slovenia and Slovakia are different, pointing out similar flags and names. The second comment replies with a vulgar analogy, asking how the first user's face and ass are different, claiming they look the same and have similar crude functions.
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  • Man

    3 months ago
    An ancient Chinese terracotta warrior statue is shown against a black background. To the left, white text reads: "Anyone can piss on the floor, it takes a real man to shit on the ceiling." Below this, smaller text attributes the quote to "- Sun Tzu, The Art of War".
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  • Chat

    1 year ago
    The image shows a conversation with three messages. The first message is from Alvin: "Little birdie told me you was chatting shit." The second is from Simon: "Come outside lil bro." And the third is from Theodore: "We ain't gon do nun swear."
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  • Girl

    3 months ago
    A screenshot of a tweet from a user named Light Chocolate and Whole… (@MisterOWL9). The tweet reads: 'You haven't heard some weird shit until you fuck a deaf girl. Sounded like I was beating a baby seal.' Below the tweet, it shows '10:02 PM 

5/21/19 

Twitter for iPhone'.
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  • Dick

    1 year ago
    A meme featuring a portrait of John F. Kennedy next to a block of text that reads: "I'm over here stroking my dick. I got lotion on my dick. Rn, I'm just stroking my shit. I'm horny as fuck man. - John F. Kennedy"
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  • Attack

    1 year ago

    Bro really said “eat shit”

    A comic book panel shows Sonic and Knuckles confronting an enemy. Sonic tells Knuckles to secure the Master Emerald to prevent the enemy from using its power. Knuckles questions if Sonic is crazy. The panel shows the enemy attacking, with a sound effect 'SHKOOM'
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  • Somebody

    1 year ago
    A cartoonish bird with an angry expression and a burning fuse above its head is below the text "It's all shits and giggles until somebody giggles and shits."
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  • Bro

    8 months ago

    Im bro

    A Winnie the Pooh character wearing sunglasses and a black trench coat with the text "How bro feels after announcing that he's taking a shit in the middle of the conversation."
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  • Ice Cream

    1 year ago
    A picture of Elsa from the movie Frozen looking up with an amused expression. The text says: "You know smashing Elsa would be fire cuz if she creamin' that shit just turn into ice cream, bro."
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  • Spiderman

    2 years ago
    Spiderman is holding a slingshot and saying: "I got this shit. I play Angry Birds." He seems confident. The background shows a window with a person doing laundry.
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  • Privilege

    11 months ago
    A stack of crayons with labels that appear to be satirical. The labels include "Travel Ban Brown", "Lives Matter", "Auschwitz Ash", "Privilege", "Cyantology", "Spiritual but not Religious", "Statutory Grape", "Boner Pill Blue", "Insufferable Vegan Green", "Corporations Are People Too", "Baby Shit Green", "Self-Identified Blue", "Presidential", and "Your Parents' Divorce Was Your Fault, Peach".
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  • Study

    13 days ago
    A satirical headline in bold text reads, "New Study Reveals A Whole Bunch Of Dumb Nerd Shit." Below the text is a stock photograph of two scientists, a woman and a man, wearing white lab coats and surgical masks in a laboratory. The woman is holding up a vial of liquid.
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  • Girl

    1 year ago
    A screenshot of a text message exchange. The first message reads: "Aye dumbass your girl cheating on you." The second message reads: "I'm blind." The third message reads: "Oh shit", followed by another message written in braille and reading: "Sorry, I can't see you." The final message reads: "That fucking whore."
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  • Country

    3 months ago
    A four-panel meme contrasting Americans and Germans in their reactions to criticism. The top left panel, labeled "Americans," shows a stoic, bearded man (Chad) saying, "Your country did some bad shit." The top right panel shows a crying, glasses-wearing man (Wojak) screaming, "NOOOO AMERICA IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD." The bottom left panel, labeled "Germans," shows a stoic, bearded man (Chad) saying, "Your country did some bad shit." The bottom right panel shows another stoic, bearded man (Chad) saying, "Sprich deutsch du hurensohn."
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  • Text message

    2 years ago

    Too relatable

    A screenshot of a text conversation with "Mom" shows messages that read, "Where are you? x," followed by a series of replies from the other party that escalate from "I'm coming hoe" to "*home," then "Home!" and "HOM!" ending with "Fucking piece of shit". The second, third and fourth message shows a red exclamation mark, indicating that the message has not been delivered.
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  • Reaction

    2 years ago

    I've never related to something so much

    The text on the black background reads: I've said L to the most horrendous shit just as a natural reaction.
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