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William Dafoe smiles widely as the words of the meme are written above him.

Heroin Monkey

A photo of a tiled wall with a hand-drawn tally chart on it. The chart is labeled with "Why you here?" and has four categories: "Piss", "Vape", "Shit", and "Jerk it", each with tally marks indicating the number of times each activity has been performed. At the bottom of the image, it says: "bro what is this school".

Lil’ bro

A photo of Tyler, the Creator with the text "How my 'straightest' homie looks at me after saying the gayest shit on earth (he is cooked)."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a conversation with three messages. The first message is from Alvin: "Little birdie told me you was chatting shit." The second is from Simon: "Come outside lil bro." And the third is from Theodore: "We ain't gon do nun swear."

Heroin Monkey

A stack of crayons with labels that appear to be satirical. The labels include "Travel Ban Brown", "Lives Matter", "Auschwitz Ash", "Privilege", "Cyantology", "Spiritual but not Religious", "Statutory Grape", "Boner Pill Blue", "Insufferable Vegan Green", "Corporations Are People Too", "Baby Shit Green", "Self-Identified Blue", "Presidential", and "Your Parents' Divorce Was Your Fault, Peach".

Anonymous

when the bitch tryna start shit

Chexers

dont do that shit to ur gf, im tryna give u a warning

A man labeled "BF" is pouring gasoline from a red container onto a bonfire labeled "Angry GF" with the text bubble "Relax, babe." above him.

The Unknown King of Moderation

Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff

The image is a four-panel comic strip titled "SWEET BRO AND HELLA JEFF". In the first panel, a character with a red shirt and black hair is holding a stack of games, saying he can't wait to be a useless piece of shit and play them all day. The second panel shows the same character falling down the stairs, with the text "FUCK IM FALLING DOWN ALL THESE STAIRS". The third panel shows another character with a blue shirt, a yellow note on his head saying "I WARNED YOU ABOUT STAIRS BRO!!!", while also saying "I TOLD YOU, DOG!" The fourth panel shows the red-shirt character falling down the stairs again, saying "IT KEEPS HAPPENING". Below these four panels, there is another panel featuring the blue-shirt character with a pixelated face and a white background with blue and red pixel art and the text: "I TOLD YOU MAN", and below "I TOLD YOU ABOUT STAIRS!"

Wade

Shrek Harvey

A picture of a Shrek statue with Steve Harvey's face photoshopped on it, next to a young girl with Steve Harvey's face on her, with a tweet above that says "stop sending me this shit".

Anonymous

Me scaring the shit out
of an unsupervised
baby at Walmart
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Anonymous

Wtf is this shit and why do I kinda want it

A picture shows a black cat heating pad placed inside a pair of black underwear. There is a control and the USB cord. Additional pairs of underwear are stacked. The text on the image says "Shop now", "Crimmy Period Underwear Panties for Teens Women, 3 Leak ...", "Amazon", and "Sponsored".

Heroin Monkey

FEBRUARY
Saturday
Right, I know it's been a while since I wrote in this,
but a whole lot has happened so let me fill you in on
everything.
Manny Heffley is the personification of human sin. Do
you wanna know the reason he tried to get me killed?
DATS FOWR NAWT
TEACHING ME HOW
TWO TIE MY SHOES,
YOU FUCKING PLOOPY.
I'M ONWEE
THWEE, BUBBY!
HEWP ME TIE MY
GAWDDAYUM
SHOES.
So I punted that little shit into the wall..
I should have paid more attention to Miom though, because
she actually stuck by her word for once. She managed to
shoot me in both legs and break i
my.
fucking kneecaps.
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Heroin Monkey

MOM WHAT
THE FUCK!?
HOLY SHIT,
IT'S GREG!
MOM was GIVING HER WHOLE HEAD to Mr.
Winsky, and Vice Principal Roy is FUCKING DEAD!
As soon as I walked in these fuckers immediately acted
like they weren't just fucking crawling over each other.
That filthy homewrecker Mr. Winsky sent Mom and told
her to take me home. Fucking delinquents.
I have to tell Dad that Mom is a whore somehow. This
bitch needs to be sent to the streets.
3

Anonymous

The image shows an email inbox with several emails visible. One email, from "William" at "Counseling Commons," contains offensive language such as "Hello Fucktard," "You smell like cat shit," and "Kill yourself." Another email is from Dr. [redacted]. Text overlaid on the image reads "who hurt the principle dawg" along with crying emojis and TikTok usernames.

United Kingdom UK

A night scene with a foggy street, houses, and cars with the text: "yall gotta stop vaping man i cant see shit out here".

Wade

Shits about to go down

The image shows Batman standing in the rain with a large light projecting the bat signal. The text says "You know, shit's about to get real when Batman calls for Batman."

Anonymous

Oop- get called out

A screenshot of a tweet by user @selfluvnbbg. The tweet reads, "What do boys even find attractive about boobs, they are literally balls of fat on my chest. IF YOU CAN LOVE ME FOR THE FAT ON MY CHEST WHY CAN'T YOU LOVE ME FOR THE FAT ON MY STOMACH YOU PIECE OF SHIT."

Anonymous

An image of an iPhone message thread. One message says, "Missing u like crazy rn.." The response is, "What the fuck." Then, the first person writes, "Shit autoco" and "Autocorrect." Below that is a message from AT&T stating, "All of the add'l 1GB of shared data added to your plan in this billing period is used. We've added another shared 1GB FOR $15 to your plan for use through 3/20/2022. Avoid add'l data charges by using our..."

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

Type shit.

A view from the cockpit of a plane aimed at the Twin Towers and the Statue of Liberty in the background.

RapBoat Bonus

r/future
2h
Join
Homie said Future new tape is mid - ended up
fucking his bitch
Discussion
Literally told him not to talk on my goat like that shit
was 8/10 MINIMUM. Asked his girl to meet up, told her
let's get some Mac Donald's, then she gave me head
ion even feel bad Lmaooo
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