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The image displays a meme format with the text "Nobody: Salespeople:" at the top. Below, it shows a man, Willem Dafoe, in a suit, with a caption "You know, I'm something of a whatever you just said myself".

GG Miller

Hello, Goodbye

A man is laughing in a red robe. The text overlay on the image says "Yo momma so ugly, even Hello Kitty said goodbye."

GG Miller

EASY .... pass pass and no

A minion stands next to the text: "Who said English is easy? Fill this blank with 'Yes' or 'No'. 1. I don't have a brain. 2. I don't have sense. 3. I am stupid."

Heroin Monkey

A still from Sesame Street shows Ernie and Bert standing next to a snowman. In the bottom of the image, overlaid on a black background, are the words: "You can still hear her heart beat!" Ernie said. It wasn't until spring that the hooker's dead body would show up on the playground.

Wade

An old painting shows two figures. One is a light-skinned man with long, dark hair and a beard, who is looking down. The other is a red-skinned, horned demon whispering something into the first man's ear. Above them, the text says, "And then Satan said:" and next to the demon's face, the text says "Put the alphabet into math."

✨Jassy✨

My mom during movie night after she said "i'm not gonna fall asleep"

The image shows a sleeping Baby Yoda nestled in a hammock. The text on the image says: "Me after watching 10 minutes of something on Netflix that took me an hour to choose."

Cahyani Ambara

Power Puff Girls be like :

The image shows three anthropomorphic objects, a red block with an orange dress, a blue pen with a blue skirt, and a pink eraser with a purple dress, each with a flower accessory and with a different facial expression. The image also includes text bubbles from users who want these objects to be dressed up and become idols.

Anonymous

A close-up image of a man with a strained, fake smile. The text above the man reads, "That fake laugh you do when you have no idea what the other person said."

Adolf Nigler

I thought it said holo..

Celaena

Everytime 😭😭

A three-panel image showing two anime characters. In the first panel, a girl with dark hair says, "Mom, I have good news!". In the second panel, a woman with light hair replies, "You got 100 on your math test?!" The third panel shows the dark-haired girl looking disappointed, saying, "Mom, I said good news. Not a miracle."

shaylie lol

A person is lying on the floor, looking distressed. The text says, "me laying in bed at 3 am when i realize i should've said something else in an argument i had in 2011".

Heroin Monkey

An image of a painting depicting Jesus and Satan. Satan is whispering "Put the alphabet into math" into Jesus's ear. The text above the image says "And then Satan said:".

ligmaballs2.0

omg look what homer said

Homer Simpson is pointing at a map of South America, specifically at Paraguay. The text says: "Look at this country, U R Gay."

LoserIsPro

i’d rather pick number 2

A four-panel image. In the top left, a circle character with a mouth open is shown with the text "Would you rather". In the bottom left, the same character is shown again with the text "But god said:". In the top right, the text "Satan wanted to go to heaven? hell" is written next to a stairway to the clouds with a small red figure on top. In the bottom right, a yellow character with a cross shape is shown next to the text "You are a disgrace to the entire art community, and the entire world would rejoice if you never touched a piece of paper again ever!!!!".

Caylez.cc

My face when my mom said we could go to McDonalds

The image shows a close-up of a person's face distorted with wide eyes and an open mouth. It is a reaction image with text "My face when my mom said we could go to McDonalds."

Anonymous

A hand holding a paper cup with the word "cark" written on it. Text on the image says: "I said my name was Marc with a 'c'..."

Heroin Monkey

A man with a confused face and a military helmet made of a watermelon. The text on top says "EXCERCISE?" and the text on the bottom says "KAZAKHSTAN IS GETTING BOMBARDED".

GG Miller

His ass going to jail

The image shows a blue car with three minions inside. Text overlay says: "A cop pulled me over and said, 'Papers.' I said, 'Scissors, I win and drove off!!'"

Cahyani Ambara

A special quote:

The image is a four-panel comic. The top left panel shows an off-white character with a circle head and simple features saying "What if you". The top right panel shows a stairway leading up to a bright sky with clouds, with the text "wanted to go to heaven?". The bottom left panel shows the same character with an upset expression and the text "But god said:". The bottom right panel shows a yellow character with big eyes and a big smile, with the text "You are a disgrace to the entire art community, and the entire world would rejoice if you never touched a piece of paper again ever!!!!!"

BellaTrix

Ew potter

The image shows two scenes. The first scene has an image of Harry Potter with a Bellatrix look alike kissing his head. The second shows what looks like a behind the scene where Bellatrix and another person sit at a table with lots of items on it. At the bottom, there is a text overlay: "Helena Bonham Carter said that her character Bellatrix was afraid of Harry because she couldn't understand how a 17 year old boy was able to overpower Lord Voldemort."

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