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Suicide

1 year ago
An older man with glasses stands in front of a cliff and the ocean. The text below the image reads: "An Australian man living by a cliff has prevented around 160 suicides in his 50 years of living there, by shooting them himself."
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  • Bridge

    8 months ago

    Shitpost-master general

    The image is a cartoon-style comparison of a "traditional suspension bridge" versus an "improved suspension bridge." The traditional bridge looks like a standard suspension bridge with a flat road. The improved bridge has a road that goes up and down like a rollercoaster, labeled with "fun jumps", "less cable", and "more clearance".
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  • Rectum

    1 year ago
    A close-up shot of a gas pump nozzle with a caution sticker that reads: "CAUTION: DO NOT INSERT IN MOUTH OR RECTUM." Text at the bottom says, "I have no words..."
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  • Gun

    1 month ago
    A meme split into two panels. The top panel shows a real firearm, modified to resemble a blue and orange Nerf toy gun, resting on a wooden surface next to a ruler. Below this is a YouTube video thumbnail with the title "Real Gun Disguised as Nerf Toy" from "News4JAX". The bottom panel shows a man with curly hair and a dark jacket, known as Super Hans from Peep Show, walking on a city street and looking back towards the camera. Text overlayed on this panel reads: "The person who disguised a real gun as a nerf gun: The secret ingredient is crime."
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  • Battery

    7 months ago
    The image shows a meme with text at the top and a sad-looking troll doll at the bottom. The text says, "How babies look at you after you tell them they can't eat batteries dipped in antifreeze and paint thinner."
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  • Bullet

    1 year ago
    The image shows a gun firing a bullet. Next to it, there's a man wearing a bullet as clothing with the text "Why not wear a JACKET PROOF BULLET?" above the man.
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  • Drive

    1 year ago
    The top half of the image shows a yellow sign in the shape of a child with a smiling face, placed at the side of the road. The sign reads, "Drive like your kids live here." The bottom half shows the Drake Yes/No meme, with Drake smiling and pointing approvingly to the right at a yellow U-turn sign.
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  • Kid

    2 years ago

    how to kidnap kids

    A drawing depicts a child in a blue shirt and a red cap standing on the left side. A skeleton is on the right, leaning forward with a sinister look. A shadow of a person is falling on the ground. Text on top: "2 CASUALLY APPROACH CHILD."
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  • Family

    1 year ago
    A screenshot of a tweet from user @blockeveryacct that reads "maryland has fallen" above a screenshot of a public safety alert for Thanksgiving. The alert urges people to wear a mask, social distance, get tested and remember Maryland.
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  • Condom

    1 year ago
    The text on the image says: "My expired condom that has been in my wallet for years when I see a dead pig on the side of the road."
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  • Speed

    1 year ago

    real

    A man with a wide, slightly maniacal smile is in the bottom part of the image. Above him in white letters it says: "Driving at 200 mph in a school zone:".
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  • Bag

    1 year ago
    A man wearing a balaclava and camouflage clothing stands in a grassy field holding a rifle. Above him is text that reads: "Definitely do not soak a bag of flour in diesel fuel and let it dry for a day or two. And then, by no means, do NOT insert a firecracker into the diesel flour dough. That's redneck C4 and is super duper dangerous."
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  • Car

    1 year ago
    A slightly high-angle shot captures a shelf containing assorted items. On the left, "SafeFit" and "Sesame Street" products are visible, including a glow-in-the-dark safety sign with Elmo, featuring the texts: "Drive Safely! Nothing Tickles Me More!!" Beside it, a blue "Baby's Photo Album" sits next to a promotional item labeled "especially for baby." The background fades into an indistinguishable array of colors and shapes.
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  • Lawyer

    1 year ago
    The image is a three-panel comic. In the first panel, a police officer is talking to Spider-man, saying "Spider-man! There's a kid trapped on the-". The second panel shows Spider-man replying with "Fuck you". In the third panel, Spider-man is shown again next to the police officer and saying, "Remember kids, never talk to a cop without a lawyer present, for ANY reason!"
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  • Pakistan

    1 year ago
    A tweet from Forbes promoting Pakistan as a destination for solo female travelers. It includes a picture of a woman in a mountain landscape. Below, a user named Brian Tyler Cohen replies with the question: "Did human trafficking write this?"
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  • Tip

    1 year ago
    A billboard on a highway with multiple cars in the foreground. The billboard reads: "Texting while driving KILLS. For more driving tips, text "SAFETY" to 79191."
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  • Forklift

    1 year ago
    A dark image of a penguin with wide eyes and its beak open with the text: "YES, I CAN BE TRUSTED TO USE A 2 TON FORKLIFT. I WILL ABSOLUTELY NOT RAM IT INTO ANY CO-WORKERS ON DECEMBER 16TH 2021."
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  • Seatbelt

    1 year ago
    Two black buckles with a carbon fiber pattern are displayed on a white background. An inset image shows the buckle inserted into a car's seatbelt receptor. Text on the top reads: "Wireless seatbelts."
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  • Age

    1 year ago
    The image shows a text message exchange between two people labeled "ME" and "DAKOTA." Dakota repeatedly asks ME how old they are and whether they are 18 or older. ME responds only by saying they are 10, despite Dakota's attempts to clarify.
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  • Emergency

    7 months ago
    A screenshot of a text message exchange. One message reads, "911 what's your emergency?" The other message reads, "I got stabbed." Below the text is a warthog wearing a chef's hat.
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