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Ladder

122 views · Gummy gummy gummy bear · 2 months ago

A screenshot of a text conversation on a black background. At the top, white text says "Nothing like a classic text from the old man". The messages below show a gray bubble saying "I fell off a 50 foot ladder this morning". A purple bubble response says "OMG dad are you ok !!!". Two final gray bubbles from the sender say "Yes" and "Thankfully I was on the first step".

Smoke detector

21 views · Shitpost master-general · 6 months ago

An old colored photograph shows a man resembling Albert Einstein standing in front of a blackboard, gesturing towards a drawing of a 9-volt battery and a smoke detector with the word "Chirp!!" next to it. A group of young Black men, dressed in suits and ties, are seated in rows, attentively watching him. The top text reads: "So as you can see, the smoke detector has a 9 volt battery which goes here..."

Power

36 views · Anonymous prankster /\ _ /\ · 6 months ago

FEEL THE POWER

A dark, ominous tornado descends from a cloudy sky onto a dry, flat landscape. The text 'ARE YOU PREPARED' is superimposed in white letters on the right side of the image. A small red checkmark icon is visible in the top right corner and three dots in the bottom right.

Deer

52 views · Shitpost master-general · 7 months ago

A screenshot of a 4chan post on a light green background. On the left, there is a small image of a brown deer standing in a forest, looking towards the right. Below the deer image, it says "34 KB JPG". To the right of the deer image, and continuing below it, is a block of text describing a disturbing hunting experience where the author and their grandfather witnessed a deer repeatedly slam its head into a rock until its skull shattered, then stood upright and walked into a river to die, leaving both the author and their grandfather traumatized.

Story

47 views · Willy b · 7 months ago

Gun

40 views · LethalCupcake2 · 7 months ago

A meme split into two panels. The top panel shows a real firearm, modified to resemble a blue and orange Nerf toy gun, resting on a wooden surface next to a ruler. Below this is a YouTube video thumbnail with the title "Real Gun Disguised as Nerf Toy" from "News4JAX". The bottom panel shows a man with curly hair and a dark jacket, known as Super Hans from Peep Show, walking on a city street and looking back towards the camera. Text overlayed on this panel reads: "The person who disguised a real gun as a nerf gun: The secret ingredient is crime."

Drunk

17 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A man is looking at his phone. The text says: "Dude, you're drunk, you can barely walk." Yeah no shit, that's why I'm gonna drive home, dumbass.

Hole

39 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A sidewalk with a large, phallic-shaped hole, accompanied by the text "Fell over on my morning walk. 😬"

Day

12 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image features a meme with the text "HOW I FEEL WHEN I HAVE A FULL DAY OF ASBESTOS REMOVAL AHEAD OF ME." The background shows a man yelling aggressively, which adds to the humorous exaggeration of the feeling associated with a tough job.

Rape

48 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A man in a white lab coat and blue gloves holds a vial. Text above him states, "We will make rape airborne."

Emergency

16 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a text message exchange. One message reads, "911 what's your emergency?" The other message reads, "I got stabbed." Below the text is a warthog wearing a chef's hat.

Foam

21 views · Your local comrade · 1 year ago

A repost to celebrate: Happy Mario Day! Take a break and read your favorite chapter from the Communist Manifesto.

Cartoon image of Mario with the superimposed text "When the fire extinguisher said it lasts for 3-5 years, but you drink all the foam in 37 minutes. I have achieved unlimited speed... but nowhere to put it."

Battery

19 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows a meme with text at the top and a sad-looking troll doll at the bottom. The text says, "How babies look at you after you tell them they can't eat batteries dipped in antifreeze and paint thinner."

Bridge

14 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

Shitpost-master general

The image is a cartoon-style comparison of a "traditional suspension bridge" versus an "improved suspension bridge." The traditional bridge looks like a standard suspension bridge with a flat road. The improved bridge has a road that goes up and down like a rollercoaster, labeled with "fun jumps", "less cable", and "more clearance".

Fire

4 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

Shitpost-master general

A grainy black and white image shows a crowd of people watching a screen. The screen displays a close-up of a person's face. Above the screen, white text reads: "Blue fire is not actually cold and it will burn you."

Kit

13 views · Thoughtless · 1 year ago

A yellow piece of paper attached to a wall reads "EARTHQUAKE DETECTION KIT". Two googly eyes are attached to the paper below the text.

Warning

2 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows a warning sign with the word WARNING on top and an illustration of a person seemingly exploding in a cloud of smaller fragments.

Crackhead

49 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

A meme using a cartoon image from The Amazing World of Gumball. Two characters, a grey bomb-like character (Mr. Robinson) and an orange fish-like character (Darwin Watterson), are standing outside next to a bus stop sign. Both characters are laughing hysterically with exaggerated, manic expressions. The text caption reads: 'Me acting like I'm cool with the crackhead at the bus station so he doesn't stab tf out of me'.

Drug

20 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A sign that reads: "NO DRUGS OR NUCLEAR WEAPONS ALLOWED INSIDE THE RESTROOMS."

Lawyer

9 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image is a three-panel comic. In the first panel, a police officer is talking to Spider-man, saying "Spider-man! There's a kid trapped on the-". The second panel shows Spider-man replying with "Fuck you". In the third panel, Spider-man is shown again next to the police officer and saying, "Remember kids, never talk to a cop without a lawyer present, for ANY reason!"

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