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Heroin Monkey

The image shows a meme with text at the top and a sad-looking troll doll at the bottom. The text says, "How babies look at you after you tell them they can't eat batteries dipped in antifreeze and paint thinner."

Anonymous

Shitpost-master general

The image is a cartoon-style comparison of a "traditional suspension bridge" versus an "improved suspension bridge." The traditional bridge looks like a standard suspension bridge with a flat road. The improved bridge has a road that goes up and down like a rollercoaster, labeled with "fun jumps", "less cable", and "more clearance".

Anonymous

Shitpost-master general

A grainy black and white image shows a crowd of people watching a screen. The screen displays a close-up of a person's face. Above the screen, white text reads: "Blue fire is not actually cold and it will burn you."

Thoughtless

A yellow piece of paper attached to a wall reads "EARTHQUAKE DETECTION KIT". Two googly eyes are attached to the paper below the text.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a warning sign with the word WARNING on top and an illustration of a person seemingly exploding in a cloud of smaller fragments.

Heroin Monkey

A sign that reads: "NO DRUGS OR NUCLEAR WEAPONS ALLOWED INSIDE THE RESTROOMS."

Heroin Monkey

The image is a three-panel comic. In the first panel, a police officer is talking to Spider-man, saying "Spider-man! There's a kid trapped on the-". The second panel shows Spider-man replying with "Fuck you". In the third panel, Spider-man is shown again next to the police officer and saying, "Remember kids, never talk to a cop without a lawyer present, for ANY reason!"

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

The image shows a gun firing a bullet. Next to it, there's a man wearing a bullet as clothing with the text "Why not wear a JACKET PROOF BULLET?" above the man.

Anonymous

A close-up shot of a gas pump nozzle with a caution sticker that reads: "CAUTION: DO NOT INSERT IN MOUTH OR RECTUM." Text at the bottom says, "I have no words..."

Anonymous

Two black buckles with a carbon fiber pattern are displayed on a white background. An inset image shows the buckle inserted into a car's seatbelt receptor. Text on the top reads: "Wireless seatbelts."

Anonymous

A slightly high-angle shot captures a shelf containing assorted items. On the left, "SafeFit" and "Sesame Street" products are visible, including a glow-in-the-dark safety sign with Elmo, featuring the texts: "Drive Safely! Nothing Tickles Me More!!" Beside it, a blue "Baby's Photo Album" sits next to a promotional item labeled "especially for baby." The background fades into an indistinguishable array of colors and shapes.

A Star Wars Fan

A photo of two signs. The upper sign is yellow and reads "SLOW, CHILDREN AT PLAY." The lower sign is white and reads "HUNTING WITH SHOTGUN ONLY."

Heroin Monkey

A man wearing a balaclava and camouflage clothing stands in a grassy field holding a rifle. Above him is text that reads: "Definitely do not soak a bag of flour in diesel fuel and let it dry for a day or two. And then, by no means, do NOT insert a firecracker into the diesel flour dough. That's redneck C4 and is super duper dangerous."

RapBoat

The top half of the image shows a yellow sign in the shape of a child with a smiling face, placed at the side of the road. The sign reads, "Drive like your kids live here." The bottom half shows the Drake Yes/No meme, with Drake smiling and pointing approvingly to the right at a yellow U-turn sign.

RapBoat

The meme contrasts DJ Akademiks with a panel of French academics, questioning who would be a safer choice to leave a child with.

countryhumans memes

The image shows a cartoon meme in the style of an instructional manual, titled "Exercising Baby." Two figures resembling countryballs are depicted on either side of a weightlifting bench. On the left, a figure with a red body and a yellow star on its head, marked with "YES," is stretching the limbs of a small child. On the right, marked with "NO," a figure with a red body and a black military hat is pressing a barbell on top of another small child laying on the weightlifting bench. Russia is next to the bench, saying "Dad wut."

Jazzy💕

A meme shows an image of a man looking confused and asking "Why are you running?" The text above says that when the "quiet kid" reaches into his backpack, the rest of the class panics. But the kid is just taking out his lunchbox.

Anonymous

The image shows a text message exchange between two people labeled "ME" and "DAKOTA." Dakota repeatedly asks ME how old they are and whether they are 18 or older. ME responds only by saying they are 10, despite Dakota's attempts to clarify.

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

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A man with a wide, slightly maniacal smile is in the bottom part of the image. Above him in white letters it says: "Driving at 200 mph in a school zone:".

Anonymous

My hellokitty lovers <3333 (Darling)

A Hello Kitty plush toy is buckled into a car seat. The text on the image says "buckle up bitches".

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