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Anonymous

Why have I not seen these posters in my neighbourhood?

A poster on a wooden pole reads "Pleasuring yourself with a vape? Try masturbation instead. Masturbation alone or with a friend is a great safe alternative to vaping." There is also a website "WhatsInAVape.com" and "THE REAL COST" on the poster.

Flappy.

A tabby cat looks at the viewer with a serious expression. Text overlay reads: "if you ever feel safe just remember i'm out there".

shaylie lol

A close-up photo shows a silver door handle that has been pulled off the door. The handle's plate has two screws that look like eyes and the hole for the handle is like an open mouth giving it a surprised expression. The text above reads "Just pulled the door handle off, safe to say it was as surprised as I was..."

Heroin Monkey

A woman's mugshot below a newspaper headline that reads, "'Long Live Chairman Mao!' woman shouts as she decapitates her landlord with a Samurai Sword for raising her rent."

Heroin Monkey

SCHOOL
SPEED
LIMIT
20
7:00 AM 9:30 AM
2:00 PM-5:00 PM
Pedophiles love this sign!
Slower speeds just give perverts more time to stare at kids.
SHARE if you support raising the school-zone speed
limit to 80 mph to keep our children safe!

Willy b

A picture of Charlie Harper from the TV show Two and a Half Men sitting on a couch. The text on the image says, "Always buy a bigger bottle than you think you'll need. Better be safe than sober" - Charlie Harper

Anonymous

SafeFit
Alerts other
drivers that
there is a child
in the car
•Features lovable
Sesame Street
characters
•Easily suctions
to inside of rear
e window
or
•Glow-in-dark
message for safe,
nighttime drivi
SESAME STREET
Glow In The Dark
Safety Sign
Tells The World You've Got
A Special Package On Board.
CTW
3-
SESAME STREET
DRIVE SAFELY!
Nothing
Tickles
Me
More!!
SafeFit
*Henson. Sesame Street and the Sesame
Street Sign are registered trademarks
and service marks of CTW.
2+
BUNSHAF
especially
for baby
BABY'S
PHOTO ALBUM
Casino
Eagles

ⓉⒽⒺ ⓇⓄⒸⓀ

Random post #4

A green leaf character looks shocked while holding a hand sanitizer bottle. Next to it, a pink flower character celebrates. A roll of toilet paper appears next to her. The text in the image reads, "When you're really scared you have coronavirus but you get tested and it's only cancer" and "Yes, I'm safe! High five!"

Heroin Monkey

A toy package of Elmo, labeled "SEMESAME STREET" and "Elbow." Below the image of Elmo, the letters "ABDCEFGHIJK" are shown. The text on the package reads "Non toxic Child 'Safe' UNIT #WRO-NG. 123. SEMESAME STREET. Elbow. We are good friend. obvious plant. ABDCEF GHIJK."

✨Jassy✨

Ya'll be safe you never know these days

A picture shows a Google search bar with the text "how to tell if your pets are starting a cult" and below a photo of four hamsters. One hamster is standing on its hind legs with its paws raised, and three other hamsters are looking up at it.

RapBoat

Veronica fine af tho

A split image with Eminem on the left and Jack Harlow on the right. Both are facing the viewer and hold their hands up in a frame around their faces. The text reads "Imagine if Eminem releases a collab with Jack Harlow with a MV and at the end of it Em takes off his crown and puts it on Jack's head, then acts all shook and emotional and then Em wipes his tears and says "IT'S YOUR TIME TO SHINE JACK, MY CROWN IS IN SAFE HANDS NOW"."

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a tweet from user @blockeveryacct that reads "maryland has fallen" above a screenshot of a public safety alert for Thanksgiving. The alert urges people to wear a mask, social distance, get tested and remember Maryland.

big [fire] balls

The image shows four panels, each with a different SCP object class icon and a caption. The first panel shows the icon for Euclid with text: "How hard I could hit my brother". The second panel displays the Safe icon with text: "How hard I decided to hit him". The third panel shows the Keter icon with the caption: "How he described it to my dad". The fourth and final panel shows the Apollyon icon with the caption: "How my dad gonna hit me".

CrunchyGrapes?

Who here plays blox fruits?

A Roblox character with white wings is standing in a video game environment. A speech bubble above the character says, "Selling toenails for fruit pls." Below the character is a user interface that displays "Safe Zone - PvP disabled". Below that is another user interface with six slots and icons, e.g. a claw and a jaguar head.

⭐️🌙✨SUNNA AHMAD✨🌙⭐️

BFB

The image is a two-part meme. The top part shows two arms, one brown and one white, arm wrestling. Text on the image reads: "Apologized for what they did but got eliminated anyway". The left arm is labelled "8-Ball" and the right arm is labelled "Match". The bottom part shows a brown cartoon monkey looking to the left and then to the right. The text reads: "Book. Apologized and is still safe."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a person with a hand-drawn, simple face over a photo of a woman on a red carpet. The text above reads: "Hello fellow humans, I am celebrity No. 2932, I believe in everything that is safe and popular with people aged 18-35. You may now praise me on the social media platform of your choice, remember to purchase my newly manufactured album."

Cutepink

A four-panel image with the text "You go to the elevator in doors" with the Meme Man with hands over his face and the text "Panik", then the text "It is safe to go out" with the Meme Man with the text "Kalm", then the text "You found 50 gold in one drawer" with the Meme Man with yellow glowing eyes and text "Kalm", then the text "Rush came to kill you" with Meme Man with hands over face and text "Panik".

RapBoat

Who's safe to leave your kid with?
COMPLEXCON
Dj Akademiks
French
Academics

DAP ME UP

The image is a map of the USA, with Ohio highlighted in red. The map has a color-coded key describing levels of danger related to Ohio, ranging from 'You are in Ohio' (red) to 'Illusion of Safety' (grey).