Safe memes

5 out of 6 scientists say Russian Roulette is safe.

If I were addicted to masturbation, and then became addicted to sex, would it be safe to say that my addiction got out of hand?

Today, my mom gave me a lecture on how to stay safe during school shootings. When my brother walked past, my mom asked me a question: "What do you think of going through kids' heads during a school shooting?" That's when my brother came back downstairs and said to me and my mom, "Bullets." We don't talk about this anymore.