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Intercourse

1 year ago

I guess bro wants our birth rate to turn into a perpendicular line. BP in a nutshell.

A screenshot of a social media post. The post starts with the text: "I'm asexual!!!! It took me 12 or so years to figure that out. The idea of intercourse between two people disgusts me so much, why would someone do that?" There are two comments below. The first comment says: "Let me guess, you had a 'wait, they're serious about that?? I thought everyone was joking!' moment? :)"
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  • Shrek

    1 year ago
    Two people dressed up as Shrek and Fiona are walking outside, holding hands. Text on top of the image says, "This could be us", and the text on the bottom says, "But you playin".
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  • Sex

    1 year ago
    A screenshot of a tweet that reads "stop being horny. find jesus @stopthehorny. I am CRYING because people have sex. Please stop." The tweet was posted on April 4, 2021, at 6:02 PM via Twitter for iPhone. It has 737 retweets, 49 quote tweets, and 2,557 likes.
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  • Friend

    2 years ago

    fr

    A man smiles slyly in a photo. The text overlay says: "WHEN YOUR FRIENDS BE LIKE THIS YEAR I'M GONNA TRAVEL WITH YOU".
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  • Valentine's Day

    2 years ago
    A photo of an old woman sitting in a chair. The text in the image says: "Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?" followed by: "Yes, it's February 14th."
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  • Meat

    2 years ago

    beat meat

    The image shows a close-up of Shrek's face looking directly at the viewer. Above Shrek is the text 'I like my women like I like my meat.....beaten.'
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    Megamind

    2 years ago

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    A picture of Megamind with a sad expression and the text "NO BITCHES?" above his head.
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  • Father

    2 years ago
    A close-up of Megamind's face with a concerned expression. The text above reads "No Father?"
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    Sasuke

    2 years ago

    Meme:

    The image is a four-panel comic strip featuring anime characters from Naruto. In the first panel, Sakura asks Sasuke, "Sasuke, am I pretty or ugly?" In the second panel, Sasuke replies, "You are both!" In the third panel, Sakura looks confused and asks, "What do you mean?" In the fourth panel, Sasuke responds, "You're pretty ugly." Below this, there is a TikTok watermark and a group of people laughing.
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  • Dance

    2 years ago

    How Russians dance for their girl

    A cartoon image of a male character with a box head doing a funny leg-stretch dance move, while a female character with long black hair and a nun-like outfit watches him with a small smile.
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    Overlord

    1 year ago

    Hahaha now what overlord should i kill next

    A cartoon of the character, Alastor, with the text: "What is Captain Hook's favorite break-up line? It's not you; it's Smee!"
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  • Tone

    1 year ago
    A person covered in duct tape with a menacing expression on their face with text overlayed at the top and bottom of the image. Top text says, "WATCH YOUR TONE, KITTEN". Bottom text says, "DADDY'S FEELIN ANGRY".
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  • Kitten

    1 year ago
    A selfie of a man sitting on an airplane with a text overlay that says, "Oh you've been such a bad kitten, meow for daddy."
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  • Dream

    1 year ago

    Womp

    A photo of two people lying down together. The image has a text overlay that says "guys dreams do come true".
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  • Valentine's Day

    6 months ago
    A digital artwork shows a smirking male character with spiky red hair, set against a dark background illuminated by reddish light. The text "POV: Me on Valentine's day gettin ready to tell happy couples to switch phones (if I can't be happy no can)" is overlaid at the top.
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  • Cookie

    6 months ago

    Fuckin' Donkey

    A still from a Gordon Ramsay show with Ramsay looking upset and a red arrow pointing to his head. Above Ramsay, the text reads, "When Grandma asks if you liked the cookies..." Below Ramsay, the text reads, "10 HOURS!"
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  • Infidelity

    6 months ago

    Shitpost-master general

    A meme featuring a couple lying in bed. The woman is thinking that her partner is clueless about her infidelity with his best friend. The man wonders why she tastes like Steve's dick.
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  • Choice

    5 months ago
    A meme showing a man looking stressed with his hands on his head. Above him are three doors labeled "Goth girl", "Mommy", and "Latinas". The text says, "Girls: Boys don't have to make hard choices. Me:".
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  • Cat

    1 year ago
    A photo shows the face of a tabby cat. Above the cat are text messages that say, "I never cheated on you" and "I love you babe." Below the cat is a text message that says, "I didn't mean to send that."
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  • Mate

    11 months ago
    A screenshot of a text conversation. The first person asks about a Miata for sale. After some questions, the first person asks "What's your lowest point?" and the second person responds with a tragic personal anecdote about his wife leaving him, misunderstanding that the first person was asking for the "lowest price."
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