New Put Memes - Page 5 - Worst Jokes Ever

Haven´t posted in a few months. I will keep posting memes together with @#StayatHome every day :)

The image shows a search result saying "Oxygen was discovered about 1772" and then shows a picture of a patient with an oxygen mask, labeled "Hospitals in 1771". Next to the patient is a bag of Lay's Classic chips.

What happend for them to put this sign up?

A black and white image of a sign with the text "PLEASE DON'T SUMMON DEMONS IN THE BATHROOM" in a decorative font, with a pentagram at the top and a small bathtub illustration at the bottom.

A two-panel image with a cartoon man. In the top panel, the man is smiling and points to an empty display stand. Text reads: "This is where I would put my mod wrench." In the second panel, the same man is frowning and upset. The text reads: "If only I had one."

Stop murdering children

A four-panel image with two different characters. In the first column, a character with a white mask and black eyes says: "REPEAT AFTER ME: STOP" in the first panel, "MURDING" in the second panel, and "CHILDREN" in the third panel. In the fourth panel, the character says: "STOP MURDING CHILDREN". In the second column, a pixelated purple character says: "STOP" in the first panel, "MURDING" in the second panel, and "CHILDREN" in the third panel. In the fourth panel, the character says: "MURDER CHILDREN AND PUT THEM IN ROBOT FURRY SUITS".

Jesus put the forgis on the jeep

The image shows two separate scenes. The top scene shows an illustration of Jesus with long brown hair and a light pink robe, holding a book and looking to the side. Behind him are blurred figures, suggesting a crowd. The bottom scene features two cartoon characters, one a shirtless man with dark hair and the other a man in a hat and suit, looking shocked next to a black statue of a woman. These scenes are presented as two separate frames within the same image.

The image shows text that says "Teacher: today we are putting our names in backwards" above a picture of a smiling man with his arms spread. Below the man's image is the text: "Kid named Sinep:".

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The image shows text that reads, "Me: 'I feel like I'm forgetting about something.' The cookies I put in the oven 4 hours ago:" followed by a picture of a deformed and burnt gingerbread-like creature.

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A young boy with a slight smile on his face is shown. Above him in white text it says, "WHEN THE WEEDMAN," and below him, also in white text, it says "PUTS IN A LITTLE EXTRA."

wheelchair creed

Once upon a time, there was a man named Jake who woke up one morning to find his wife and her wheelchair missing. He searched high and low, but they were nowhere to be found. Desperate to find them, he put up posters all over town offering a reward.

A yellow sign with black stripes around the edges. It reads: ATTENTION, WIFE AND WHEELCHAIR MISSING! REWARD FOR WHEELCHAIR. It also says, FOLLOW ME ON INSTAGRAM FOR MORE @GOINGONCETWICESOLD

wheelchair creed

Once upon a time, there was a woman named Sarah who woke up one morning to find her husband and his wheelchair missing. She searched high and low, but they were nowhere to be found. Desperate to find them, she put up posters all over town offering a reward.

A yellow sign with black stripes. It says "Attention" at the top, followed by "Husband and wheelchair missing!" and "Reward for wheelchair". At the bottom there is small print "follow me on Instagram for more @goingonectwicesold".

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The image depicts a text that says "Me: *puts on hand sanitizer* A cut I never knew existed:", followed by an image of Elmo engulfed in flames.

An image from the game Among Us with a black crewmate pressing the emergency meeting button. The text on the image reads: "WHEN MY BROTHER PUTS THE MILK IN FIRST" and "EMERGENCY MEETING".

When you put the highest setting in the vibrator

A painting of a person with their eyes rolled back and mouth open. The text on the image says: "When you try out the highest setting on the vibrator".

Like if you know what i'm talking about

The image is split into two parts. The top part shows a smiling boy wearing a seatbelt inside a car. The text above him reads: "CHILDREN MUST ALWAYS WEAR A SEAT BELT". The bottom part shows the inside of a school bus with many empty seats. The text below reads: "EXCEPT IF YOU PUT 50 OF THEM IN ONE VEHICLE".

ME!! EVERY DAY!!

The meme shows text describing the action of looking at the phone to see the time, then putting the phone away, followed by the question "So what time is it?" The next line says "My brain:" and below is an image of Shrek with the caption "Good question".

A man with sunglasses dramatically sprinkles something, overlaid with the text "HOW I FEEL PUTTING SPRINKLES ON CHRISTMAS COOKIES."

The meme shows the text "Me: *puts on hand sanitizer* A cut I never knew existed:" above a picture of the character Elmo engulfed in flames.

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The image shows the text "Me: *puts on hand sanitizer* A cut I never knew existed:" above an image of Elmo from Sesame Street, who appears to be in flames and is yelling in pain.

Me during quarantine

The image shows four panels, each representing a different group's experience with online learning. The top left panel shows a man in a suit throwing money into the air with the text "Zoom" above, implying they are making lots of money from online learning. The top right panel shows a man relaxed in his chair with the text "Teacher" above, implying they are relaxed. The bottom left panel shows a man in a suit throwing money into the air with the text "Wifi company" above, implying that they are making lots of money. The bottom right panel shows a person dressed as the Joker with the text "Students" above and "Put on happy" in the background, implying that they are not really happy with online learning.

I did all this

A Minion is standing in front of text that reads: When I Was Younger... - I put my arms in my shirt and told people I lost them. - I slept with all my stuffed animals so none got offended. - I restarted the video game when I knew I was going to lose. - I poured soda into the cap and pretended I was taking shots. Can You Relate?