Protection Memes - Page 2 - Worst Jokes Ever

Size

Meme for today

The image shows a package of "Pee-Pee Pads" for puppies and dogs. The text on the package reads "ONE SIZE FITS ALL PUPPIES & DOGS. 12 Hour Guaranteed Protection Day or All Night. Pee-Pee Pads."

Foot

A three-panel comic shows a slipper with a worried expression saying, "I'm not so sure about this foot-senpai..." In the second panel, a foot wearing a sock is visible with the dialogue, "Don't worry, I'm wearing protection." The final panel shows the slipper with hearts around it, looking at the socked foot.

Wife

A cartoon image of Goku doing push-ups on a red floor in a white room. The text on top says: "Me training so my wife doesn't have to take weak punches."

Number

Probably the quack troop for me bc I will have the numbers say what you would choose in the comments

The image shows four panels with different ducks. The first panel features a duck with a stern look called "Dug." The second panel has a white duck called "Polar Duck." The third panel shows three ducks in trench coats and hats called "The Quack Troop." The last panel is a close-up of a duck's head called "Big Quack." Above the panels, it says, "One will protect you, the rest will attack you, choose wisely."

Furry

choose one

Six furry characters are displayed with the text "Pick one to protect you and the rest will try to kill you."

Parent

A woman with light hair holds a white sign that reads: "I'm glad your parents didn't use protection."

long-term

Don’t think, just do, live in the now, don’t care about the future, yeeeeee

The image shows a cartoon character with a shocked expression sitting in a blue chair with his finger pointed. The text above the character reads: "When she asks if you brought protection:". Below the cartoon, the text states: "How dare you make me consider the long term!"

Son

A multi-panel meme. The top panel, enclosed in a thought bubble, is a cartoon showing four figures. The first has a trans flag for a head and is smiling. The second is a simple figure with a neutral expression and crossed arms. The third and fourth figures have trans flags for skin/clothing patterns; one is a person in a jacket, the other in a tank top. The third figure is saying "Protect trans kids". The top panel has the text "Tameo" and an unreadable symbol in the corner. Below the thought bubble, the bottom panel shows two figures on the left: a wojak character with glasses and a character with sunglasses and a beard, looking right. On the right, two grotesque, heavily made-up figures are depicted. One has blue hair and is crying with smudged makeup. The other has purple hair, pale cracked skin, and large eyes. The text below the characters on the left says "Why are you looking at my son like that? I'm gonna call the cops."

Rest

im picking meowscrada what about the rest of you

The image shows a meme where the viewer is asked to choose a character to protect them from the others, who will try to kill them. The characters are Loona from "Helluva Boss", Meowscarada from "Pokemon", Roxanne Wolf from "Five Nights at Freddy's", a dark latex creature from "Changed", the lamb from "Cult of the Lamb", and a white furry creature.

Alligator

no! I will protect jerry!

A small, chubby, light-colored alligator or crocodile figure is sitting up, wearing a gray fedora hat and holding a silver revolver against its chest. The text "pinterest.co.uk" and "@c/good" are visible in the bottom right corner.

Jokes

Rubber

A condom and bungee jumping are exactly alike, if the rubber breaks, you're f**ked.

Monkey

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed,

One fell off and bumped his head.

The momma called the doctor and the doctor said...

“We’re calling Child Protective Services.”

Condom

How is a woman like a condom?

Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

Protection jokes