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Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A screenshot from Pornhub displaying a post. The post asks, "If you have sex on Halloween, is it a monster mash or a graveyard smash?" A reply below states, "It's only a graveyard smash if she's had an abortion."

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Friend

Ohiobootytickler · 3 years ago

New friend new, new Website, new child porn

A person dressed as Barney the Dinosaur is hugging a child in front of a tan brick wall.

FBI

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

An image macro with text over a scene from the movie 'Kung Fu Panda' featuring Master Oogway. The top text describes a highly specific and bizarre scenario: 'When the FBI kicks down your door while you beating your meat to the 500 terabytes of polygender midget furry austismic monkey porn that you stole'. The bottom text, which is the character's line, reads: 'My time has come'.

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Man

Heroin Monkey · 10 months ago

A screenshot of a video platform resembling YouTube, featuring a video titled "Twink Starts Liking Men After Receiving Heart Transplant From Gay Man". The video is from "DisruptiveFilms" and includes tags like "threesome", "deepthroat", "pounding", "twink", "bareback", "anal", and "tattoos", along with the name "Jared Kent". The video thumbnail shows two shirtless men. Below the video, a comment from user "bkusa" reads: "Nice refreshing story line, actors didn't look like porn stars which was a plus but you made a huge mistake. coming from someone who has had open heart surgery the young man who received the organ shows no incision for the rib cage to be cut down the sternum then spread open so the transplant could happen. Serious make up is missing on this and is the only thing I can think of that would stop a 5 star rating in my opinion."

Court

Heroin Monkey · 5 months ago

A black and white image of a court transcript snippet. In lines 1-2, MR. CHASE says, "Hi reader! You look great today!" In line 3, THE COURT responds, "What?" In lines 4-6, MR. CHASE explains, "I'm breaking the Fourth Wall and speaking to whoever reads this Court Transcript." Line 7 and the following cut-off line show THE COURT saying, "Sir, you are being charged for possession of child porn."

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Wheel

Anonymous · 3 years ago

Just came up with a smart new way to make jokes. Try to figure it out without context

A screenshot of a website called "wheelofnames.com" with a wheel. The sections of the wheel contain: priest, prostitute, autistic, racist, transphobic, porn, woman, and shooting. To the right of the wheel there is a list with the same words. The text on top of the wheel says "The world stands with Ukraine". The website offers a feature to spin the wheel from within Discord.

Vr

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of comments on a social media platform. The first comment praises VR for experiences like boxing, zombie apocalypse, lightsaber fights, and 'porn' (represented by a corn emoji). A reply asks 'Which porn?' The original commenter responds, explaining they accidentally clicked 'for women' thinking it was 'four women' and ended up with a 'boner' (represented by an eggplant emoji) in their virtual face, describing it as the 'Gayest experience' of their life.

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Snitch

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A page from a 'Diary of a Wimpy Kid' style book. The text entry from Monday, December, reads, 'Today was fucking dreadful. Me and the boys were just watching porn on the school computers in computer science. Nothing harmful. You know how it goes, though. There's always some bitch across the room, just waiting, dying to ruin the fun.' Below the text is a cartoon drawing of a computer lab. Three boys are at computers. A girl, Patty, points at one boy (Greg) and shouts, 'GREG IS WATCHING PORNOGRAPHY, MR JIZZLE!' Another boy, Greg's friend, yells, 'WHAT THE FUCK?!' The text continues below the drawing: 'The next time I see Patty, I swear to god, that snitch is fucking dead.'

Day

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A screenshot of comments on the website Pornhub. The first comment by user Jj75312 says "1 like = 1 day without fapping" and has 4597 likes. The next comment by MmmYeah98 says "Imao" and has 1 like. The last comment by QWBXEU says "12 years bruh" and has 20 likes.

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Embarrassment

Thoughtless · 2 years ago

WTF is this?

A screenshot of a comment made by a user named 'muffjn' on a social media platform. The text of the comment reads, 'i was listening to mcr and my mom walked in so i switched the tab to gay porn cause thats less embarrasing'. The timestamp indicates the comment was posted on 18 Sep 2023.

Furry

Face mcshooty · 1 year ago

ethan fr

A meme showing two characters from Teen Titans with text that says, "ME CATCHING THE MF WHO KEEPS WATCHING FURRY PORN ON MY PC."

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Antisemitism

Based_Noticer · 6 months ago

A screenshot of a Twitter post with white text on a black background. The text reads: 'No one baselessly starts blaming Jews for everything. It actually goes like this: "I hate the media" "Wait there's a bunch of Jews behind this?" "I hate the porn industry" "Wait there's a bunch of Jews behind this?" "I hate our foreign policy" "Wait there's a bunch of Jews behind this?" "I hate Wall Street" "Wait there's a bunch of Jews behind this?" "I hate academia" "Wait there's a bunch of Jews behind this?" "I hate Israel blowing up kids" "Wait there's a bunch of Jews behind this?" That's the actual sequence of events.'

Pasta

Kristian‽ · 2 years ago

for big dave fan

A man is presenting six plates with different pasta dishes on a table, next to a vertical ranking board. The text says: "What is the most Fuckable Pasta? I Fucked 6 different Pastas to Find Out!" and is presented on a Pornhub interface.

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Message

Anonymous · 2 years ago

When he shares screen on call

Book burning

Anonymous · 3 months ago

A historical black and white photograph showing a Nazi soldier throwing books onto a massive bonfire at night. Several other people are standing in the background. The text above the image reads, "tfw you burn someone's gay porn stash and they're still crying about it a century later."

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Semen

Shitpost master-general · 5 months ago

A screenshot of two 4chan posts. The top post features a greentext story and a picture of the anime character Cirno. The text claims the author used their own semen as a skincare product overnight and it cured their acne. The bottom post features a picture of Konata Izumi and a reply stating the user is going to try it, hoping it isn't a prank.

Pornography

Shitpost master-general · 6 months ago

Knots~

A screenshot of a Twitter post, allegedly from the Russian Embassy, UK, stating: 'Please stop making porn of Zabivaka the Wolf. Russia is begging you.' The accompanying image is the official mascot for the 2018 FIFA World Cup, Zabivaka, a wolf wearing goggles, a white shirt that says 'Russia 2018,' and red shorts, kicking a soccer ball. The name ZABIVAKA is also visible.

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Whife

Kejel · 5 years ago

My wife caught me one day for watching a porn channel, so I quickly turned the TV to a fishing channel. On her way out, she said: "You should stay on the porn channel. You know how to fish!"

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