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Book burning

62 views · Anonymous · 2 months ago

A historical black and white photograph showing a Nazi soldier throwing books onto a massive bonfire at night. Several other people are standing in the background. The text above the image reads, "tfw you burn someone's gay porn stash and they're still crying about it a century later."

Semen

83 views · Shitpost master-general · 3 months ago

A screenshot of two 4chan posts. The top post features a greentext story and a picture of the anime character Cirno. The text claims the author used their own semen as a skincare product overnight and it cured their acne. The bottom post features a picture of Konata Izumi and a reply stating the user is going to try it, hoping it isn't a prank.

Court

289 views · Heroin Monkey · 4 months ago

A black and white image of a court transcript snippet. In lines 1-2, MR. CHASE says, "Hi reader! You look great today!" In line 3, THE COURT responds, "What?" In lines 4-6, MR. CHASE explains, "I'm breaking the Fourth Wall and speaking to whoever reads this Court Transcript." Line 7 and the following cut-off line show THE COURT saying, "Sir, you are being charged for possession of child porn."

Pornography

106 views · Shitpost master-general · 4 months ago

Knots~

A screenshot of a Twitter post, allegedly from the Russian Embassy, UK, stating: 'Please stop making porn of Zabivaka the Wolf. Russia is begging you.' The accompanying image is the official mascot for the 2018 FIFA World Cup, Zabivaka, a wolf wearing goggles, a white shirt that says 'Russia 2018,' and red shorts, kicking a soccer ball. The name ZABIVAKA is also visible.

Antisemitism

283 views · Based_Noticer · 5 months ago

A screenshot of a Twitter post with white text on a black background. The text reads: 'No one baselessly starts blaming Jews for everything. It actually goes like this: "I hate the media" "Wait there's a bunch of Jews behind this?" "I hate the porn industry" "Wait there's a bunch of Jews behind this?" "I hate our foreign policy" "Wait there's a bunch of Jews behind this?" "I hate Wall Street" "Wait there's a bunch of Jews behind this?" "I hate academia" "Wait there's a bunch of Jews behind this?" "I hate Israel blowing up kids" "Wait there's a bunch of Jews behind this?" That's the actual sequence of events.'

Hand

358 views · Shitpost master-general · 6 months ago

A four-panel comic strip. In the first panel, a pink-shirted man tells a blue-hoodie man, "Oh, I don't shake hands. I'm a germaphobe." In the second panel, the pink-shirted man asks, "How 'bout a fist-bump!" as they perform a fist-bump. In the third panel, a green-shirted man approaches the blue-hoodie man, who is walking away, and asks, "Dude! Was that anal-fisting-porn-star legend, Johnny Shit-Knuckles?!" The pink-shirted man looks on in surprise. In the fourth panel, the pink-shirted man has a look of extreme horror and disgust, realizing who he just fist-bumped.

Man

94 views · Heroin Monkey · 7 months ago

A black and white image features Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson in a dark, textured suit, looking directly forward with a serious expression. Overlayed text in yellow reads "HOW TO BECOME A TOP 1% MAN", followed by a bulleted list of absurd advice in white, pink, and green. The list includes: "ONLY P*RN", "10L WATER", "WORKOUT (NO BREAKS) - 3X ARM DAY - 2X LEG DAY - 4X BUTTHOLE DAY", "READ BOOKS", "READ BOOKS AGAIN", "ASSEMBLE UNCLES", "300X DAIRY INTAKE", "12 HOURS GRINDING", "ABSORB DETROIT". A small username "@entopranure" is visible at the top.

Google

102 views · Heroin Monkey · 7 months ago

The image displays several stacked Google search result windows. The first visible window shows an image of lettuce with the search query 'lettuce pieces - Google Search'. The second shows ham slices with 'ham slices - Google Search'. The third shows a slice of bread with 'slice of bread - Google Search'. The fourth, partially visible, shows the search query 'chinese fart porn - Google Search'.

Man

146 views · Heroin Monkey · 9 months ago

A screenshot of a video platform resembling YouTube, featuring a video titled "Twink Starts Liking Men After Receiving Heart Transplant From Gay Man". The video is from "DisruptiveFilms" and includes tags like "threesome", "deepthroat", "pounding", "twink", "bareback", "anal", and "tattoos", along with the name "Jared Kent". The video thumbnail shows two shirtless men. Below the video, a comment from user "bkusa" reads: "Nice refreshing story line, actors didn't look like porn stars which was a plus but you made a huge mistake. coming from someone who has had open heart surgery the young man who received the organ shows no incision for the rib cage to be cut down the sternum then spread open so the transplant could happen. Serious make up is missing on this and is the only thing I can think of that would stop a 5 star rating in my opinion."

Animal

209 views · Heroin Monkey · 10 months ago

Doll

68 views · Heroin Monkey · 10 months ago

A top-down view of six pastel-colored plush dolls, known as Labubu dolls, arranged on a light wooden surface. The dolls have various facial expressions, including smiles, closed eyes, and mischievous grins. An overlay text reads, "I hate this genre of people." Below the image, a comment from 'benkelemete8' is visible, stating, "Y'all low-key sleeping on Labubu porn."

Gay porn

331 views · Heroin Monkey · 11 months ago

A yellow emoji face with wide, slightly anxious eyes, a wide open mouth, and eyebrows raised in mild confusion. Next to the face, a yellow hand is shown making a gesture where the index and middle fingers are crossed, with curved lines indicating motion. Text below the image reads 'watching gay porn in public but doing this the entire time so people know I'm straight.'. There is a Shutterstock watermark.

Vr

62 views · Heroin Monkey · 11 months ago

A screenshot of comments on a social media platform. The first comment praises VR for experiences like boxing, zombie apocalypse, lightsaber fights, and 'porn' (represented by a corn emoji). A reply asks 'Which porn?' The original commenter responds, explaining they accidentally clicked 'for women' thinking it was 'four women' and ended up with a 'boner' (represented by an eggplant emoji) in their virtual face, describing it as the 'Gayest experience' of their life.

Furry

32 views · Face mcshooty · 1 year ago

ethan fr

A meme showing two characters from Teen Titans with text that says, "ME CATCHING THE MF WHO KEEPS WATCHING FURRY PORN ON MY PC."

Passion

242 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a Discord conversation. The first user states they have finished watching "The Passion" and are sad and posts a message of hope about Christ's death giving people eternal salvation, accompanied by an image of hands holding bread and a cup with the text "Take this and eat". The second user replied to that message stating that the first user posted rape porn three hours ago.

Voice

83 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

Shitpost-master general

A screenshot of two tweets. The first tweet says: "it's so surreal hearing my own voice in Pornhub ads before videos." The second tweet says: "So your the woman interrupting my gay porn" with a picture of Goku below.

Snitch

87 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A page from a 'Diary of a Wimpy Kid' style book. The text entry from Monday, December, reads, 'Today was fucking dreadful. Me and the boys were just watching porn on the school computers in computer science. Nothing harmful. You know how it goes, though. There's always some bitch across the room, just waiting, dying to ruin the fun.' Below the text is a cartoon drawing of a computer lab. Three boys are at computers. A girl, Patty, points at one boy (Greg) and shouts, 'GREG IS WATCHING PORNOGRAPHY, MR JIZZLE!' Another boy, Greg's friend, yells, 'WHAT THE FUCK?!' The text continues below the drawing: 'The next time I see Patty, I swear to god, that snitch is fucking dead.'

Driver

138 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A news headline reads: 'Pantless driver dies after being ejected through his sunroof while masturbating to porn on a cellphone when the car crashed and rolled over.'

View

95 views · R3Y · 1 year ago

aint no way 💀💀💀

A man wearing a Spurs jersey is featured in a YouTube video titled "Top 50 Porn Sites" by EatDatPussy445. The video has 227 views and is 2 minutes old. There are sports flags, and a Funko figure, in the background. The word Cardinals is visible on a flag. There is also a flag with "SAN BA" on it.

Hero

67 views · tabs1528 · 1 year ago

A multi-panel comic shows a group of men discussing an Overwatch hero, followed by a panel of the hamster character, and a final panel of the men looking shocked. The text in the first panel says: "Ok, we need to make an Overwatch hero people won't use as porn material." The text in the second panel says "Perfect!". The last panel contains the text "10 Seconds Later".

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