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Obesity

EVery fat ass

Two overweight children are sitting at a table in a restaurant. The boy on the right is pointing and saying 'I'll have the obesity deluxe, please.' There are fries and a drink on the table.

Sex

A screenshot of a tweet that reads "stop being horny. find jesus @stopthehorny. I am CRYING because people have sex. Please stop." The tweet was posted on April 4, 2021, at 6:02 PM via Twitter for iPhone. It has 737 retweets, 49 quote tweets, and 2,557 likes.

Ass

No Words

A comic strip featuring characters from the game Hollow Knight. In the first panel, a character says, "Okay, we are just about ass to ankles back here, Hornet. Do you wanna hop on your sibling's lap there, please?" The second panel shows other characters, one of whom says, "Whoa, bumpy road ahead!"

Police

A nighttime image shows two police officers standing on a police car, with one officer's legs visible through the windshield. A dog is standing on the ground in front of the car. The text on the image reads, "please don't bork sir" above the officers, "heck the police" near the dog and "BORK" in large letters below the car and dog.

Memes

Dad: Do you wanna know what your sister said while she
lost her virginity?
Son: Dad, please stop this is inappropriate
Dad: Exactly

Food

A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message is from "Roger from doordash" who asks to pick a number between 1 and 10. The recipient replies with "4". Roger responds "Wrong, no food for u". The recipient then asks "What", "Why", and "Roger please".

Weezer

please help me

A band of cartoonish characters in bright colors are standing in a row on a solid blue background. Above them is the band name “WEEZER” in white.

Meme

Otter

The image shows a news headline that reads: "Are otter posts on social media really just a cryptic form of extremist communication?" Below the headline is text that reads: "By Ari Lurksberg Published: 8/3/2021 19:03." Under the headline is a picture of an otter holding a glass of chocolate milk. Text in the image reads: "Please accept some choccy milk from this kind otter".

Memes

grandegarlic
bogleech
werewarg
onlylolgifs
Polymer balls that are invisible in water
IMAGINE PUTTING LIKE 10 IN SOMEONE'S BATH AND THEY
GET IN THEY JUST START FREAKING OUT BECAUSE
THERES SOMETHING TOUCHING ME BUT THERES NOTHING
IN THE FUCKING WATER WHAT THE FUCK OMFG
you're not thinking big enough
make them in the shape of people with huge long fingers and hide
one in every swimming pool in America
please calm down satan

Meme stealing

let me see it

A man in a military-style hat and uniform points at the viewer. Text above his head says: "I have seen that meme before." Text below him says: "Meme stealing license please."

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Insult

Shitpost-master general

The image shows a list of 'Best Insults To Use In Fight' next to the picture of an ice cream cone. The list includes insults like "doodoohead", "nerd", "dingus", "you stink", and "where are you from, loser? Are you from losertown because you're a loser (please only use this if you want to mentally destroy your opponent)", and "Diaper Man".

Black

The image shows a meme featuring Willy Wonka, with the text "No free blacks in the Anti-Slavery Society? Please tell me how that works."

Platypus

A platypus is being held in someone's hand. The text overlay reads: "Ah, yes... I am pleased. Your work has brightened my day. Proceed with accolades and joy!"

Memes

Me: "Yoda please get out
of my asshole PLEASE get
out it hurts oh god it
hurts"
Yoda: "mm reach your
colon i must."

Metal

A yellow emoji with brown glasses and a tooth sticking out of its mouth. The text above the emoji says "please stop hitting my ribcage with a metal bar!"

Pancake

It’s sleepover, with three kids, which are friends. Kid 1: let’s eat pancake! Kid 2: agreed! The kid named Pancake:

The image shows Michael Scott from the office, looking distressed with his mouth open. The text on the image says "NO, GOD! NO, GOD, PLEASE NO! NO! NO!" at the top and "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" at the bottom.

Grim Reaper

The image is a six-panel comic strip. In the first panel, a yellow duck stands alone, and the text reads, "There is no grim reaper." In the second panel, the same duck stands with the text, "There is only the duck of death." In the third panel, the duck is walking, and the text says, "At the end he waddles in and claims your soul." In the fourth panel, a Grim Reaper is next to text that reads, "We only made up the grim reaper so you wouldn't feel so stupid about being killed by a duck." In the fifth panel, the duck stands with the text "But it's really just going to be this cute." In the final panel, the same duck is pulling a person by their foot. The person is lying on the ground with the text, "Please don't be all angry about this. It's just the way it is."

Coma

Shitpost-master general

The image is a three-panel comic. In the first panel, a doctor leans over a patient in a hospital bed and says, "PLEASE... If you can hear my voice..." In the second panel, another person says, "It's no use! He's in a deep coma!" In the third panel, someone says, "Wakey wakey eggs and bakey."

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