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Fish

49 views · Heroin Monkey · 9 months ago

A white sign with black text on a dark post. The top of the image has text "Ocean's closed for business". The sign itself has a large bold heading "Please do not fuck the fish" and lists bullet points: "It can make them sick", "They may bite you", "It changes their behaviour", and "There's plenty of squirrels in the forest if you really need a fleshlight". Below the bullet points, it says "Please help protect the fish and keep the marine reserve natural". At the very bottom, it reads "Department of Conservation Te Papa Atawhai". On the left side of the sign, there's a small graphic of a hand holding a fish with a prohibition symbol over it, and text "yeetbob.yeetpants" vertically along the edge.

Exam

108 views · Heroin Monkey · 11 months ago

A handwritten note on lined paper shows the biological classification ranks: Domain, Kingdom, Phylum, Class, Order, Family, Genus, Species, written below a sentence with arrows pointing up from each rank to a corresponding word. The sentence reads: Dear Kevin, Please Come Over For Gay Sex. Above the note, text from a tweet says 'Gonna ace this exam'.

Chat

37 views · Heroin Monkey · 10 months ago

Ride

58 views · Daddy dick · 3 years ago

just follow me please one more im at 50

A baby with pigtails in a swing is shouting with one arm raised. Text overlay reads: AT DAWN WE RIDE.

Windows

10 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A survey asking how likely someone is to recommend Windows 10 to a friend or colleague with a scale from 1 to 5. The explanation provided below states that people don't usually recommend operating systems randomly in conversations. Below the survey is written: "THIS IS NOT TRUE. Have you ever seen a linux user?"

Calvin

48 views · Thoughtless · 2 years ago

Remember when Calvin wanted to commit a school shooting?

A cartoon drawing on a sheet of notebook paper shows a boy named Calvin drawing himself in a tank. He draws himself firing the tank at a school building where kids are jumping out the window. Miss Wormwood comes to stop him. In the last panel, Calvin's teacher Miss Wormwood is shown taking a drawing from a student and making a comment about public schools.

School

9 views · cocomelon · 3 years ago

The image shows a text exchange on the left and a close-up of a distressed face on the right. The text reads, "Classmate: *curses* Me: I'm going to tell the teacher! Them: please don't Me: *raises hand to go to the bathroom*"

Kid

18 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

A yellow Minion with a big grin is on the left. The text reads: "Roses are red, violets are blue, Catherine please just let me see the kids again please."

Sister

20 views · Chri5 · 3 years ago

Wait a minute...

A yellow fish from SpongeBob is sitting in front of a red laptop. The text on top reads: "Teacher: Can you tell your little sister to stop making faces, please? *me knowing I live alone*"

Flashlight

22 views · Face mcshooty · 1 year ago

A photo shows two flashlights pointing to the bottom of a closed door with the text "ladies please just hear me out".

Toy

22 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows a B-52 Stratofortress taking off. The text on the image reads: "I am not a toy. I am not a Christmas present. I am a 100 year commitment. Please think hard before you give someone a B-52 Stratofortress this Christmas."

Radio

28 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A text transcript of a radio conversation between the British and the Irish. The British ship demands the Irish to change course, the Irish respond that they are a lighthouse.

Toe

16 views · Kai :) · 3 years ago

would you mind upvoting my art please https://malmal.io/u/skilllevel0

The text 'I stuck my toes in the warm and grainy sand.' is displayed on a black background.

Sex

41 views · Heroin Monkey · 11 months ago

A screenshot of two Reddit comments on a dark background. The first comment, from a deleted user, asks about the lengths of depravity humans will go to for sexual stimulation and the torment they can endure for the possibility of sex. Below this, another user, whose name is obscured by a red bar, replies 'please help they found me i fucked a cactus'.

Skeleton

39 views · Anonymous · 7 months ago

Make sure to drink milk!!! | Daily Spooktober Meme #2

A skeleton sits in the passenger seat of a car, buckled up with a seatbelt. A white piece of paper taped to the window next to it reads: "Please don't break the window. The A/C is on. He has milk and is listening to his favorite spooky music."

Restraint

48 views · Heroin Monkey · 7 months ago

A screenshot of a dark mode text post displays an explicit fanfiction excerpt. A picture of Walter White from Breaking Bad, wearing his Heisenberg hat and glasses, with a beard, is superimposed over the text. Red circles highlight Walter White's face, the words 'Say my name,' and 'name.' The text describes a highly suggestive scene where a character is 'trembling from restraint' and eventually pleads, 'Please. I need you. Say my name.' The final sentence reads: 'He's falling apart. He's breaking. You're making him burn, and he loves every second of it.'

Body

57 views · Heroin Monkey · 7 months ago

Sign

22 views · EnochTyr · 2 years ago

What happend for them to put this sign up?

A black and white image of a sign with the text "PLEASE DON'T SUMMON DEMONS IN THE BATHROOM" in a decorative font, with a pentagram at the top and a small bathtub illustration at the bottom.

Penalty

9 views · DAP ME UP · 2 years ago

Me at a restaurant

Two soccer players are talking to a referee. The text on the image says: "HOW MANY PENALTIES WOULD YOU LIKE TODAY? UMM... TWO PLEASE!"

School

16 views · kanade otonokoji · 3 years ago

Pov: me at school

The image shows two pictures. The first one shows a Spongebob popsicle that is in perfect condition. The second picture shows a Spongebob popsicle that is completely destroyed. Text above it says "Kill me" and below it says "PLEASE"

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