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A black and white photo of a very muscular man, likely Jean-Claude Van Damme, sitting at a table with a meal in front of him. He is looking down at his plate with a serious or somewhat dejected expression. Text above reads, "Please mom, don't tell Spider-Man I haven't finished my meal."

A white sign with black text on a dark post. The top of the image has text "Ocean's closed for business". The sign itself has a large bold heading "Please do not fuck the fish" and lists bullet points: "It can make them sick", "They may bite you", "It changes their behaviour", and "There's plenty of squirrels in the forest if you really need a fleshlight". Below the bullet points, it says "Please help protect the fish and keep the marine reserve natural". At the very bottom, it reads "Department of Conservation Te Papa Atawhai". On the left side of the sign, there's a small graphic of a hand holding a fish with a prohibition symbol over it, and text "yeetbob.yeetpants" vertically along the edge.

A screenshot of a text message conversation on a dark blue background. The messages are in light blue bubbles from one sender and light grey bubbles from a second sender. The conversation starts with one sender asking to meet, then expressing joy with '*blushes*' and '*jumps with joy*', and finally sending '*cums*'. The other sender responds with 'Yeah when tho', 'stop that please', and a threatening message beginning with 'Nigga, I will rape you'.

Check your kid's Halloween candy!!

Two chocolate candies are shown on a white background. One is a whole, cylindrical chocolate. The other is a similar chocolate, cut in half, revealing a surprised, wide-eyed cartoon face with an open mouth inside, replacing the typical filling. The text above reads: 'PLEASE check your kid's Halloween candy carefully!! just found this'.

A screenshot of a computer screen showing a severe moderation notice from an online platform. The title reads "Family Execution on 7/30". The text below states, "Our content monitors have determined that your behavior is a violation of our Terms of Use. Reviewed: 5/28/2020 12:03:19 AM (CT). Moderator Note: A Hitman Will be Sent to Your House. Reason: Inappropriate. Offensive Item: yo waffles are kinda fire ngl. Your Family Will Die. If you wish to appeal, please contact us via the Support." A "Logout" button is visible at the bottom right.

A screenshot of two Reddit comments on a dark background. The first comment, from a deleted user, asks about the lengths of depravity humans will go to for sexual stimulation and the torment they can endure for the possibility of sex. Below this, another user, whose name is obscured by a red bar, replies 'please help they found me i fucked a cactus'.

A screenshot of a fake definition page for the skull emoji '💀' in slang. The title is 'Skull emoji in slang'. The definition states that the skull emoji in slang is a way to replace 'I'm a slutty Femboy' or 'Please fuck me with your big hard cock', commonly used by Femboys and very Lesbian women. It urges the reader to 'rid this world of "💀" users' and 'report any you find on the internet'. It then repeats '💀💀💀'. Below, it summarizes '💀 Skull emoji in slang meaning "please fuck me" or another scentence along the lines of "I'm a femboy"'. It is attributed 'by 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 December 31, 2022'. Below that are buttons indicating 2539 likes, 342 dislikes, and a flag option.

A handwritten note on lined paper shows the biological classification ranks: Domain, Kingdom, Phylum, Class, Order, Family, Genus, Species, written below a sentence with arrows pointing up from each rank to a corresponding word. The sentence reads: Dear Kevin, Please Come Over For Gay Sex. Above the note, text from a tweet says 'Gonna ace this exam'.

A flyer taped to a tiled wall that reads: "ATTENTION GAMERS. DIARY of a Wimpy Kid Roleplay club. Wimpy Kid roleplays are held at the local SUBWAY from 1:30AM - 3:30AM on Thursdays. Please do not come as Greg, Frank, Manny, Rodrick or Susan, as they are already taken. Please be Rowley we need a Rowley. Also, rude language will not be tolerated at the Wimpy kid roleplay. My mom will get mad and not let us do it anymore!"

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A flyer on a street pole shows a black and white photo of a unicorn. The flyer reads, "Lost unicorn: If found please stop doing drugs."

A photo shows two flashlights pointing to the bottom of a closed door with the text "ladies please just hear me out".

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The image is a list of demigods making puns with Nico telling them to stop.

Shitpost-master general

The image is a three-panel comic. In the first panel, a doctor leans over a patient in a hospital bed and says, "PLEASE... If you can hear my voice..." In the second panel, another person says, "It's no use! He's in a deep coma!" In the third panel, someone says, "Wakey wakey eggs and bakey."

Shitpost-master general

The image shows a list of 'Best Insults To Use In Fight' next to the picture of an ice cream cone. The list includes insults like "doodoohead", "nerd", "dingus", "you stink", and "where are you from, loser? Are you from losertown because you're a loser (please only use this if you want to mentally destroy your opponent)", and "Diaper Man".

The image is a three-panel meme. The first panel shows a red Ferrari speeding down the road with the caption "I can go fast." The second panel shows a Jeep Wrangler driving through a shallow riverbed with the caption "I can go everywhere." The third panel shows a silver Mitsubishi Lancer and a blue Subaru Impreza jumping over a small hill with the caption "B*tch please... We can do both."

Anwser this please

The image displays a mathematical formula defining the Riemann zeta function, expressed as ζ(s) = Σ 1/nˢ. Text provides definitions for the variables used in the function: ζ(s) as the Riemann zeta function, 's' as a complex variable, and 'n' as an integer.

Dear explain bear, so please don’t say anything rude please, but what do you think about Christianity. I do not mean to ask questions

A digital painting of a sunset with a dark red sky fading into yellow near the horizon. A large white circle is in the upper-left corner, representing the moon, and small white dots are scattered throughout the sky, representing stars. The bottom of the image is a black solid area.

Evil Duck Lords Of America

The image is a six-panel comic strip. In the first panel, a yellow duck stands alone, and the text reads, "There is no grim reaper." In the second panel, the same duck stands with the text, "There is only the duck of death." In the third panel, the duck is walking, and the text says, "At the end he waddles in and claims your soul." In the fourth panel, a Grim Reaper is next to text that reads, "We only made up the grim reaper so you wouldn't feel so stupid about being killed by a duck." In the fifth panel, the duck stands with the text "But it's really just going to be this cute." In the final panel, the same duck is pulling a person by their foot. The person is lying on the ground with the text, "Please don't be all angry about this. It's just the way it is."

Why should you care

exactly

The left panel shows a text: "At my funeral please take the bouquet off my casket and throw it in the crowd to see who is next". The right panel shows a picture of a young girl with a peace sign with the text 'Are you okay' Me:

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