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Pankake
10 months ago

Dear explain bear, so please don’t say anything rude please, but what do you think about Christianity. I do not mean to ask questions

A digital painting of a sunset with a dark red sky fading into yellow near the horizon. A large white circle is in the upper-left corner, representing the moon, and small white dots are scattered throughout the sky, representing stars. The bottom of the image is a black solid area.
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  • Evil Duck Lords Of America
    10 months ago
    The image is a six-panel comic strip. In the first panel, a yellow duck stands alone, and the text reads, "There is no grim reaper." In the second panel, the same duck stands with the text, "There is only the duck of death." In the third panel, the duck is walking, and the text says, "At the end he waddles in and claims your soul." In the fourth panel, a Grim Reaper is next to text that reads, "We only made up the grim reaper so you wouldn't feel so stupid about being killed by a duck." In the fifth panel, the duck stands with the text "But it's really just going to be this cute." In the final panel, the same duck is pulling a person by their foot. The person is lying on the ground with the text, "Please don't be all angry about this. It's just the way it is."
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  • Why should you care
    11 months ago

    exactly

    The left panel shows a text: "At my funeral please take the bouquet off my casket and throw it in the crowd to see who is next". The right panel shows a picture of a young girl with a peace sign with the text 'Are you okay' Me:
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  • Heroin Monkey
    11 months ago
    A cute white and brown puppy with its paw up, standing on a white surface. The image text says: "salutations huzz! can I please get a peek at your calcium cannons?"
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  • Rookpauze
    11 months ago

    9 years olds wildin

    A screenshot of a Roblox game. The chat shows messages from other players: "shadow: just like is yr old", "Cassie: Please get for me", "Cassie: Off me", "killernumber2_four: im gonna clap you", and "Lana_fan: hi". The player in the foreground is next to a christmas tree and gift boxes.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    It's like 5:00pm, and Mom is driving me home as we
speak. I can't fucking believe that my mother is a
whore. I witnessed my own mother pleasing another man
and I feel disgusting.
During the ride, we didn't speak to each other for
about 30 minutes. All of a sudden, Mom asked if I
could forget everything that happened today. I said I
would, but I knew that this hoe could not step another
foot into this household.
GREG, LISTEN.
HOW ABOUT
WE FORGET
ABOUT WHAT
HAPPENED
TODAY?
YEAH, SURE.
WHATEVER.
@gabriel
She then asked me not to tell Dad about this. I said
I wouldn't, but you can't make a promise to a hoe who
breaks her wedding vows.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    Other countries
Please behave
I will take you
to Disneyland
Balkans
I will sell you
to the gypsies
if you don't behave
I will behave
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows a B-52 Stratofortress taking off. The text on the image reads: "I am not a toy. I am not a Christmas present. I am a 100 year commitment. Please think hard before you give someone a B-52 Stratofortress this Christmas."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A survey asking how likely someone is to recommend Windows 10 to a friend or colleague with a scale from 1 to 5. The explanation provided below states that people don't usually recommend operating systems randomly in conversations. Below the survey is written: "THIS IS NOT TRUE. Have you ever seen a linux user?"
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image is a two-part Twitter post. The first is a request from Bosnia and Herzegovina to Croatia for access to the Adriatic Sea, showing a map with the landlocked status of Bosnia and Herzegovina. The second part is a response from Croatia with a picture of Megamind making a pout with the words “NO BEACHES?” written on it.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A text message conversation. The first message says, "What's up?" The second says, "Dude, you're going to kill me. I was a little drunk last night and talking to your wife and I ended up banging her car in the driveway when I pulled out. I think I hit your daughter's bike too. I'll come fix it later, but please say sorry for me to your wife." The third message says, "Not delivered". The last message says "and your daughter".
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  • big [fire] balls
    1 year ago
    A platypus is being held in someone's hand. The text overlay reads: "Ah, yes... I am pleased. Your work has brightened my day. Proceed with accolades and joy!"
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A nighttime image shows two police officers standing on a police car, with one officer's legs visible through the windshield. A dog is standing on the ground in front of the car. The text on the image reads, "please don't bork sir" above the officers, "heck the police" near the dog and "BORK" in large letters below the car and dog.
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  • Anonymous
    1 year ago
    The image shows a text stating, "There are 2 types of people," followed by two comments. The first comment, by "Heroin Monkey," reads, "daddy diddy is cumming." The second comment, by "rylee!!," reads, "I get this is a jokes site but other people have convos as well on here. It's not just me and ethan so please stop."
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  • Anonymous
    1 year ago

    Please Stop...

    The image shows two parts. On the left, there is a close-up of an Uno card, where the text "Stop killing Jews" is written in the middle, with the text "OR draw 25" below it. On the right, there is a chaotic pattern of overlapping Uno cards, each with the word "Hitler" written on them.
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  • Anonymous
    1 year ago
    A yellow Minion with a big grin is on the left. The text reads: "Roses are red, violets are blue, Catherine please just let me see the kids again please."
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  • Anonymous
    1 year ago
    A cartoon man with a stern expression says, "Please take a shower immediately."
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  • 𝓼𝓸𝓷 𝓰𝓸𝓴𝓾
    1 year ago
    A screenshot of a WhatsApp conversation. The first person asks how to block someone on WhatsApp. The second person explains how to do it. The first person then asks if it worked, sends another message asking if the person is still there, and asks why they removed their profile picture. The person then says, "Ok I undastood.."
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  • Jazzy💕
    1 year ago
    The meme shows two images, one for extroverts and one for introverts. The image for extroverts shows a smiling person with the text "Extroverts be like: Get out of your comfort zone." The image for introverts shows a crying person with the text "Introverts be like: Please get out of my comfort zone."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A screenshot of a comment on Pornhub. The comment reads: "Why are you doing this? Please come home. Your father and I are heartbroken."
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