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Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A screenshot of a thermostat displaying an error message that reads "Account Terminated. Your behaviour has violated the OJ Family Code of Conduct. Reason: Leaking United States classified documents. This thermostat has been locked." The time on the screen is "Fri 1:30 PM" and the temperature is "-964°C". The text "they done banned me from the thermostat" is overlayed at the bottom.

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Rifle

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image is a split panel featuring two figures. On the left is a depiction of Jesus with a halo, and the text “Stop asking for automatic rifles and goth girls.” On the right is a Wojak character looking upset and the text “please J-man”.

Wife

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A sculpture of Winnie the Pooh and Piglet is holding a honey pot. Winnie the Pooh is reaching out with a long arm to grab it. The text reads: "Give me all of your bee syrup now. Please don't take it from me, my wife is pregnant."

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Metal

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A yellow emoji with brown glasses and a tooth sticking out of its mouth. The text above the emoji says "please stop hitting my ribcage with a metal bar!"

Radio

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A text transcript of a radio conversation between the British and the Irish. The British ship demands the Irish to change course, the Irish respond that they are a lighthouse.

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Bro

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A black and white drawing of a shark inside a room with broken wooden planks on the floor. The shark is speaking, saying "bro please let me hit ur juul bro please" in a speech bubble. In another speech bubble, the shark says "bro please bro".

Log

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A two-panel cartoon shows a couple on a couch. The man asks the woman to drop a log on the fire as it's going cold. The second panel shows the woman bending over in front of the fireplace with her pants down, appearing to drop a 'log' into the fire.

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Photoshop

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The text says "We love all of our fans, but please stop photoshopping pictures like this. Thanks". The image shows SpongeBob holding Patrick in a suggestive pose.

Dick

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a text conversation followed by a hand pushing a blue button labeled "nute". The text depicts an awkward sexual encounter with a man using heavy Irish slang.

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Otter

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a news headline that reads: "Are otter posts on social media really just a cryptic form of extremist communication?" Below the headline is text that reads: "By Ari Lurksberg Published: 8/3/2021 19:03." Under the headline is a picture of an otter holding a glass of chocolate milk. Text in the image reads: "Please accept some choccy milk from this kind otter".

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Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

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Dog

R3Y · 2 years ago

help pls find my dawg

A flyer with the text "I lost my bitchass dog again. He's ugly as fuck and keeps running away but I still love him, plus I already bought him shit and I don't wanna return the stuff. Please bring him back, his name is Señor Woofers. He probably won't respond to it cus he's a fake lil bitch though. Please contact me at 661-440-5950 or booteyeater6969@gmail.com. Reward: $5ish maybe." Below the text is a picture of a small dog with a brown wig.

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Wade · 2 years ago

Lmao another example of Amy being a petty little bitch

A screenshot of comments on a video titled "CODM Gunslinger Part 1: Ultimate Terminator". One highlighted comment from amyrulesthepizzaaa says "ABSOLUTE ASS" with fire emojis. Another comment from VancityMerc319 says, "Dang that turned out really blurry, sorry guys, dunno what happened it was fine before..." The final comment from beckwild343 says "you have a hidden talent but PLEASE keep that shit hidden" with fire and 100 emojis.

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Seat

Chez · 2 years ago

I’m just gonna leave this here

A purple sign with the universal symbol for wheelchair accessibility on the left. On the right, the text "Please give this seat to a disabled person" is visible.

Weezer

The Unknown King of Moderation · 2 years ago

please help me

A band of cartoonish characters in bright colors are standing in a row on a solid blue background. Above them is the band name “WEEZER” in white.

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Pain

Wade · 2 years ago

Wubba lubba dub dub!!

A text message that says "I am in great pain, please help me" with the reply "Wubbalubbadubdub".

Toy

incompetent ricecel_69 · 2 years ago

The Bingles

A black and white photo of the band The Beatles. Above their heads it reads, "We'll take four happy meals please", and below reads "Make sure they got boy toys in em".

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Sign

EnochTyr · 2 years ago

What happend for them to put this sign up?

A black and white image of a sign with the text "PLEASE DON'T SUMMON DEMONS IN THE BATHROOM" in a decorative font, with a pentagram at the top and a small bathtub illustration at the bottom.

Daep

Rylee ੈ♡˳ · 2 years ago

time to say my goodbyes ig.

An email with the subject 'DAEP 5 day notice - Rylee T' sent by Diana Foster. The email states that Rylee T is eligible for release from DAEP this week and will be released on Friday, September 29, 2023, returning to campus on Monday, October 2, 2023, pending a review of points and required activities.

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Penalty

DAP ME UP · 2 years ago

Me at a restaurant

Two soccer players are talking to a referee. The text on the image says: "HOW MANY PENALTIES WOULD YOU LIKE TODAY? UMM... TWO PLEASE!"

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