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Anonymous

A man is smiling while looking at his phone in bed. The text says, "when you finally have enough battery percentage to roll over on the other side of the bed."

Heroin Monkey

A four-panel cartoon showing examples of "wireless technologies". Top left panel: A man with a wireless earbud in his ear. Top right panel: A hand using a wireless mouse. Bottom left panel: A man hanging from a tree with a broken chair on the floor. Bottom right panel: A phone charging wirelessly on a charging pad.

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

A text-based image showing a conversation. The text reads: "Remembering that time in grad school when my advisor, a great ornithologist, got a random call: drunk guy, bar noises in background: IS THIS THE BIRD PROFESSOR? my advisor: um..yes? drunk guy: DO HUMMINGBIRDS HAVE FEET? my advisor: ...yes *wild cheering over phone from bar*"

Anonymous

Not mine, but still funny

A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message bubble on the left says "i called". The second message bubble on the right says "i watched it ring". Below the second message it says "Read 10:02 AM".

✨Jassy✨

Me on Monday morning with both my phone and computer

A picture of Kevin Hart with a sad expression. The text says: How you look when you wake up & the charger wasn't plugged in.

♢ Shy Dragon ♢

what the hell do i have saved on my phone and why

Anonymous

Notification on my phone:
CHINE
Your was declined for $37.95 at Papa John's
because your balance is $1.47.
35 more notifications
The guy who stole my
credit card:
3 ро

T.walk1992

The image shows a cartoon character, Peter Griffin, from the TV show Family Guy, sitting at a table in a blue shirt. A hand holding a phone is partially visible in the foreground, suggesting someone is taking a picture of the TV screen.

God Pt.2

What do they say when they answer the phone???

The image shows a restaurant sign with the name "Fukmi" in stylized green letters above the words "SUSHI & SEAFOOD" and "BUFFET" in white letters. The sign is attached to a building with a gray roof.

Jazzy💕

A baby with a scrunched face looking angry. The text above the baby reads "When I give you my phone to see a photo" with an angry face emoji next to it. The text below the baby reads "It means don't swipe left, don't swipe right, just see the photo and give my phone back" with a smiling face emoji.

shaylie lol

The image shows Shrek looking annoyed. The text above him reads: "when i put '???' in a conversation, this is exactly my face behind the phone."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a green cartoon character with red eyes. Below the image is text of a story about a date gone wrong, ending with the line "That's my story of how I got cockblocked by motherfucking al qaeda."

Heroin Monkey

Bill Nye is standing on a beach holding a sign that says: "You can become exempt from No Nut November if you change your phone's calendar to December 1."

⭐️🌙✨SUNNA AHMAD✨🌙⭐️

Shocker

The image shows two panels. The first panel is a phone lock screen with the text "This person tried to unlock your phone at 03:37". The person is a drawing of a taco. The second panel shows a grey microphone looking shocked at a pink hand soap dispenser who is holding a phone. The soap dispenser has three dots in a speech bubble above it.

GG Miller

dum asses

A yellow minion is looking to the left. The text above the minion says: Today I sent out a text saying, "Hey, I lost my phone, will you call it?" Below the minion, there is another text, which says: 12 people called me... I need smarter friends.

Nintendo Fan

The image is divided into two parts. On the left, under the words 'in my eyes', is a picture of a full moon in the night sky with an orange glow and surrounding dark clouds. On the right, under the words 'in my phone', is a picture of a full moon in the night sky, the moon being very bright and clear, surrounded by darkness.

Daddy Cock

true

The image shows two photos side by side. On the left is a close-up of a person's face distorted in a way that looks like their face is being squished. Their eyes are wide and their mouth is downturned. On the right is a person with a smile. Above these two pictures is the text, "When I accidentally switch to my front camera & I'm there like:".

GG Miller

so true

A sad looking minion stands beside the text: "Smart cars, smart TVs, smart phones... When will they start making smart people?"

MEME LORD

When bro calls me so i put
my phone in vibration mode
and shove it up my ass

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a social media post with three comments. The first comment from user landorus says "lets have phone sex over walkie talkies". The second comment from user rninor says "bend over" "bend what? over". The third comment from user striderofthenorth-dom says "I hate this place".

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