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shaylie lol

The image shows a distorted, close-up of a face with a pained expression, likely SpongeBob, paired with the caption "What your phone sees before it falls on your face."

Heroin Monkey

A sticker design featuring the word "CERTIFIED" above a race car, with a mushroom cloud behind it. Below the car, the word "RACIST" is written in capital letters. The sticker is on an Amazon page for a product titled: "(3 Pcs) Certified Racist Sticker Funny Racist Meme Stickers Rac..."

Heroin Monkey

A man stands in front of a mirror in a bathroom and seems to have taken a photo. Text on the image says, "Forgot my phone".

Heroin Monkey

A black and white drawing of a man with glasses and a slightly open mouth with a speech bubble. The text above the image states: "Oat milk is made by milking goats and then putting the milk through a fine filter to extract all the 'G's. I heard thats where they get the 'G's for cell phone service."

Heroin Monkey

A close-up shot of a cup of coffee with a reflection of a phone screen on the liquid, showing some text: VILиеме emep erit Samos.sigong

Why should you care

me right now

A picture of Liam Neeson on the phone with the text "I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY A CAR?"

Alastor Wade.

Cyber bullying at its best

Two cartoon characters are shown. One on the left is pointing up, a speech bubble says 'Now tell him 'kys''. The other character on the right is tapping a phone. An arrow points from the top of their head to the text 'Cyber-bullying'.

COOL EMO GIRL 💖

THIS IS ME

A person with dark hair and a mask takes a selfie with a phone. The phone has a dragon on the cover. The person is wearing a black top and a chain. The text "THIS IS ME" is displayed.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a text overlay stating, "ME POSTING 'RINGS OF POWER IS BETTER THAN THE TRILOGY,' THEN PUTTING MY PHONE ON VIBRATE AND STICKING IT UP MY ASS." Below the text is a close-up shot of Frodo Baggins from Lord of the Rings, looking up with his eyes rolled back, as if in discomfort or ecstasy.

Evil Duck Lords Of America

The image is a two-panel comic. In the first panel, a duck is struggling to hold an oversized smartphone, with a speech bubble saying, "Must... Send... Text..." In the second panel, the same duck is holding a small smartphone, exclaiming, "OOH! LOOK AT THIS ADORABLE, USELESS THING!"

Vector

A child with puffy cheeks and eyes closed in excitement while talking on a phone. The text says "FREE FOOD?" above the child and "COUNT ME IN!" below.

RapBoat

souljaboy 7h
He got 24hrs to delete that tweet
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21savage • 5h
Or what
Metro Boomin
@MetroBoomin
My phone rings to come to the studio with Jeezy.
Yours rings to send Soulja Boy a pack of beats.
Sit down.

LovleyMe

my bf

A person with dark curly hair and a black mask is holding a white phone up to take a selfie. They have a black long-sleeved shirt on and a ring on their right hand. They are also wearing a necklace.

Heroin Monkey

Mr. Simp
@simpden
IF YOU GUYS SEE A LINK ON
TWITTER THAT SAYS "LEBRON
JAMES NUDES" DON'T CLICK ON
IT. IT IS A VIRUS THAT PUTS YOUR
PHONE'S KEYBOARD ON CAPS
LOCK

Heroin Monkey

A photo of two children. The older one has her arm around the younger one. Above the older child is written "Physcopath", above the younger one is written "Serial Killers", and below them is written "People who take a picture of their computer screen with their phone instead of screenshotting."

Heroin Monkey

A possum is sitting in a trash can with various items around it. The text on the image says, "When your phone suggests deleting old memes to save space. Don't touch my garbage."

Heroin Monkey

A man with a goofy expression looks up with his mouth open and tongue sticking out. The image is styled as a mobile phone call screen, with a green 'accept call' button on the left and a red 'end call' button on the right.

DIANEE

A text-based image with the instruction "Do not flip your phone" at the top. Underneath that, the text is written upside down: "Since you have read this, you will be told good news tonight. If you don't repost this, your worst week starts now."

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