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The image shows a cartoon scene with two characters, Arthur and D.W. The text above the image reads: 'Her: "what are we" Me: "probably parents"'

Bed

A child with a thinking expression on his face. The text says: "When your parents tell you not to jump on your bed, but you hear them jumping on their bed at 2am."

Life

shut the fuck up you pussy ass fucking bitch motherfucking parent depleater

The image shows three dogs, each labeled with a word. On the left is "my car", in the middle is "me" and on the right is "work". "Me" is in the middle pulling a toy labeled "money" away from "my car" and towards "work". The text above the dogs says "How life is going right now".

Toaster

When you turn 400 those nasty thoughts sometimes peer in, but if you're lucky, you can be cleansed by the machine spirit by simply visiting your local tech priest.

A picture of a cartoon character with white hair and a sly smile, with the text "Parents: are you still a virgin? The toaster:"

Name

The image shows a question "What's your Jimmy Neutron name?" and then defines how to create one. First name is your parent's credit card number, middle name the three wacky digits on the back, and last name is the expiration date. The text is placed over an image of the show "The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron, Boy Genius" with some characters from the show.

Story

A two-panel image. The first panel shows a young boy sitting on a couch, holding a mug, and smirking slightly. The second panel shows the same boy running away up a flight of stairs, his back to the camera. The text reads: "When you wanna tell your parents a story but you remember it was all illegal."

List

A screenshot of a series of tweets. The first tweet is from Santa Decides stating that Technoblade is on the nice list and Dream is on the naughty list. The second tweet by essaHQ mentions Technoblade's sword, the "orphan obliterator". The third tweet by milk says that the sword is the reason why he is on the nice list. The fourth tweet is by Vossl who says to bless Technoblade for reuniting the orphans with their parents.

Compliment

My Mom: your so pretty! Me:

An illustration of a woman with short red hair.

Playground

A baby hippo is being held by a person. The text on the image says: "Me being removed from the McDonald's playground after eating the other children for 12 hours."

WiFi

Doctor

Happens to me

Two hands are offering a red and a blue pill, respectively. The text above the hands says "ASIAN PARENTS". The text below the red pill says "ENGINEER", and the text below the blue pill says "DOCTOR".

Child

It’s finally happening…

A picture of a Chuck E. Cheese sign with a news headline saying, "5 children have gone missing inside a Chuck E. Cheese. Parents report smells coming..."

Sibling

Me and my brother all the time

Two cats are sitting side by side, both giving a thumbs-up. Text on top says, "When you are fighting with your sibling, and suddenly mom come".

Fashion

lesbian fit tdy lmao

A person wearing a red hoodie, black sweatpants, and white sneakers is standing in front of a mirror and giving a thumbs up.

Kid

A two-panel comic strip shows an adult duck and a duckling. In the first panel, the adult duck says, "I would never, ever hit my kids." The duckling looks distressed with squiggly lines around its head. In the second panel, the adult duck flips the bird while the duckling looks away with its arms crossed.

Minion

i'll be the minion on the right

The image shows two columns labeled "To Mom" and "To Dad". The "To Mom" column lists many common child complaints and requests. The "To Dad" column contains a single question: "Where's Mom?" Two minions are depicted in the "To Dad" column, looking confused.

Sex

A still of the Talking Tom app looking at the camera with a disappointed expression. Below the app screenshot is a YouTube video description: "My parents having se and me recording it on talking Tom [REUPLOAD]" with view count, like/dislike, share, download and save icons, the channel name "Palmy Kokosowe" and a subscribe button.

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Father

A black and white comic strip depicting Darth Vader telling someone, presumably his son, about his conception. The text reads: "I AM YOUR FATHER! NO! No, that's impossible! Actually, it's very possible. I think it's time we had "the talk". You see, I stuck my penis into your mom's vagina. From there I- 20 long minutes later... Then I went uhhhh gghha aaa! Oh, BABY! And that's how you were created. I...I don't know how to take this all in. That's what your mom said LAST NIGHT! NOOOOOO!"

Year

The image shows text saying "8 year old me in my room listening to Minecraft parodies while my parents argue in the kitchen:" above a blurry video showing a person dancing in a room.

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