New Memes - Page 306 - Worst Jokes Ever

when your texting your friend funny jokes, Them on the other side when they say lol:

A woman with long hair is yawning with her hand to her face. The background is blurry.

giving people karma

A young boy with a bowl cut smiles mischievously. The text on the image says, "Old people at weddings always poke me and say, 'You're next.' So, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals."

When you cheat on your boyfriend with 6 other guys, those 6 other guys outside your door:

Six identical shirtless male dolls with fair skin and brown hair stand in a row, smiling slightly. They wear white cloths around their waists. The background is a light blue and purple zigzag pattern. The text of the post reads: "When you cheat on your boyfriend with 6 other guys, those 6 other guys outside your door:".

talking to your friend Jake in school be like

The image shows a still from the cartoon Spongebob Squarepants. Spongebob is on the right looking angry at Patrick on the left who also looks angry. The text overlay reads, "WHY U MAD PATRICK? I CAN'T SEE MY HAIRLINE!"

taking to your friends

A picture of a blonde woman smiling with her chin resting on her hand. Text on top reads "Tries to tell jokes" and text at the bottom says "Messes them up horrible every time".

umm idk

A person holding a sign in front of a rainbow background. The sign reads: "I AM GAY. I AM STRAIGHT. I AM LESBIAN. I AM BISEXUAL. I AM TRANSGENDERED. I AM HUMAN."

Depresso emo

A person with white paint-like substance all over their face and black circles around their eyes and a black line for a mouth.

imagine having a dad

A close-up of a cartoon character with blue skin, big green eyes, and raised eyebrows. Text in white font says, "No Dad?"

You versing your spoiled brother be like:

imagine having a mom

The image is divided into two columns, the left side says "To Mom:" and lists several needs and questions commonly asked by children such as "I'm hungry...", "Where are you?", "Can you help me...". On the right side, it says "To Dad:" and below that "Where's Mom?"

Me if Ruv was real:

The image shows a pink and white cartoon character with a nun's habit, smiling slightly with closed eyes. The text on top says, "Since I have nothing better to do." The text at the bottom says, "Make me blush or something."

Ahhhh Family Memories

Three young men pose for a photo. One man wears a white tank top and has a fake pregnant belly, with a mustache. The other two men wear dark t-shirts. The man on the right has a hat that reads "WAYNE'S WORLD". The background is a plain blue color. The text says: "Ahhhh Family Memories"

you forgot something

A conversation between two users. The first message reads 'wybmag'. The second user asks, 'will you be my something girlfriend?' The first user replies, 'of course, I'll be your gf'. The second user then says, 'wow lol'. The first user states, 'So now your my gf', and the second user replies, 'well no'.

here you go jake

A cartoon-like rat wearing a pink dress with blue and white accents. It has a pink, lumpy head with two little black eyes and buck teeth. The rat has a pink flower crown and a blue shoulder cover. The text reads: "here you go jake".

C A S T O R here is proof the names are marked out for privacy

The image shows a text message conversation where someone asks "Well will you be my gf?" and is labeled as ME. Another person responds "What do you think?" and is labeled as Her. The person labeled ME responds with "Idk", followed by a "mhm" from Her.

Me in a dress + face reveal

A simple, hand-drawn figure wearing a dress with the word "me" written next to it.

Drums at Performance

A close-up shot of a drum kit during a performance. Drumsticks are visible in motion hitting the drum. A few people are visible in the background.

Face Rev

A young man with a stylish haircut and a patterned shirt poses for a selfie in front of a window. He's looking at the camera with a neutral expression.

When your dad asks what you want for dinner in a group chat…..

A text message bubble saying "FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD."

Bleach: Thousand Year Mouse War

The image is a black and white drawing of a character that looks like Mickey Mouse, but is dressed in a long robe and holds two swords, looking like an anime character. Above the character's head, in a speech bubble are the words "OH BOY".