New Memes - Page 307 - Worst Jokes Ever

Horse

14 views · Daddy dick · 3 years ago

Hor- wait what the hell is that

A brown horse is running with an odd, almost geometrical, rectangular torso.

Sussy

16 views · Daddy dick · 3 years ago

Sussy Amongus

A 3D rendering of a rounded, chicken-like figure with no face and a tan color is on a white background. The text 'sussy amongus' is below it.

Virus

13 views · Daddy dick · 3 years ago

Virus Scam????

The image shows a woman with a distressed expression. Above her head the text says "VIRUS SCAN?" Underneath her the text reads: "AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT!"

Kiss

Daddy dick · 3 years ago

kaka hole

A green frog figure is bending over with its head down and the text "KISS OUT MI KAKA HOLE!" is shown beneath.

Money

20 views · Daddy dick · 3 years ago

When i find out

The image shows two animated characters, Woody and Buzz Lightyear, from the movie Toy Story. Woody looks distressed and has his head slightly down. Buzz, on the other hand, has an excited or surprised expression, with his mouth open, eyebrow raised, and a hand outstretched. The text "WHEN YOU FIND OUT" is in the upper part of the image and "YOU HAVE NO MONEY" at the bottom of the image, both using white letters.

Cough

47 views · Daddy dick · 3 years ago

Me after hearing

A picture of a person in an airplane with an anxious face, with the text "me after hearing someone cough on my $8 round trip flight to italy."

Peasant

21 views · Daddy dick · 3 years ago

Peasants

The image shows a man, probably Scott Disick, looking displeased. Text above him reads: "Me: Red or white? Guests: We don't drink wine." and beneath him it reads: "Peasants".

Snow

21 views · Daddy dick · 3 years ago

as apart of this stupid state i can confirm not cold at all. (I was born in Ohio)

The image shows a snowy landscape. The text on top reads, "UTAH: SHOULD I WALK TO CHURCH OR JUST DRIVE?" The text at the bottom says, "EAST COAST: IT'S THE END IT'S THE WORLD W. WE'RE GONNA DIE!"

Day

11 views · Daddy dick · 3 years ago

Day 18

A light brown dog appears to be stuck to the ceiling. The text above reads: "Day 18 of lock down. Filled the dog with helium."

COVID-19

11 views · Daddy dick · 3 years ago

Covid-19 or Rona

A dog wearing glasses is looking to the side with a serious expression. The text on the image reads, "Me when I call it COVID-19 instead of the Rona."

House

16 views · Daddy dick · 3 years ago

Waking up wit a tank top

The image shows two juxtaposed panels. On the left, there is a framed sign that reads: "for only $10.99 you can let every visitor to your house know you are struggling." Below that, the phrase "I AM ENOUGH" is repeated five times. On the right, a man wearing a tank top is shown, with the text "waking up after sleeping with a tank top on" written over him.

Patient

26 views · Ohio-Chan · 3 years ago

I just hope the patient wasnt a man and has no prostate problems

A man from the movie The Mummy looks shocked. The text says "Me: *licking the knife after I'm done* The other surgeons:". In the top left corner, there is a smaller picture of the same man in the same movie holding what seems to be a plate.

Amazon

29 views · 🌙✨⭐️That Hijabi Girl⭐️✨🌙 · 3 years ago

When I place a Amazon prime order

A pug is looking out the window. The text on the image says "Me, 5 minutes after I placed an Amazon prime order".

Fix

12 views · Daddy dick · 3 years ago

How i feel when...

A baby with dirty hands and clothes is standing in front of a car with his arms outstretched. The text says, "How I feel when I fix something."

Vibrator

77 views · Daddy dick · 3 years ago

When you put the highest setting in the vibrator

A painting of a person with their eyes rolled back and mouth open. The text on the image says: "When you try out the highest setting on the vibrator".

Kid

14 views · Doom Slayer · 3 years ago

how to kidnap kids

A drawing depicts a child in a blue shirt and a red cap standing on the left side. A skeleton is on the right, leaning forward with a sinister look. A shadow of a person is falling on the ground. Text on top: "2 CASUALLY APPROACH CHILD."

Prince

5 views · Doom Slayer · 3 years ago

shes creepy, no?

A girl with pink hair in pigtails, blushing with a creepy smile. A text bubble next to her reads: "HAHA, I FINALLY GOT MY PRINCE. I'LL NEVER EVER LET YOU GO...♡"

Toenail

322 views · CrunchyGrapes? · 3 years ago

Who here plays blox fruits?

A Roblox character with white wings is standing in a video game environment. A speech bubble above the character says, "Selling toenails for fruit pls." Below the character is a user interface that displays "Safe Zone - PvP disabled". Below that is another user interface with six slots and icons, e.g. a claw and a jaguar head.

God

145 views · hehawww69 · 3 years ago

Tony, am I ugly?

The image shows a four-panel comic strip featuring the Hulk and Tony Stark. In the first panel, the Hulk asks, "Tony, am I ugly?" In the second panel, Tony replies, "God made no one ugly!" In the third panel, the Hulk says, "Thanks!" with a smile. In the final panel, Tony, with a sarcastic expression, asks, "But who the hell made you?"

Struggle

3 views · Doom Slayer · 3 years ago

i will join the necrons because of this

A soldier wearing a helmet with a winged skull symbol on it has a surprised look on his face. The text above reads, "When you realize all the struggles of humanity, Chaos, Eldar, Orks, and Tau." The text below reads, "are child's play compared to what the Necrons have done and will do again."