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"Sinister Laugh"

A baby with his fingers near his mouth, looking directly at the viewer. The text in the image says: "How do I put this? You will never "sleep in" again."

Anonymous

Shitpost-master general

A cat sleeps in a bed with the text "the grind NEVER starts. I am sleeping."

Anonymous

Shitpost-master general

The meme shows a four-panel grid. The first panel shows a portrait of Mozart. The second panel shows a stick figure sitting at a table with a bowl, saying "He will never be a catboy" in a speech bubble. The third panel contains text that reads: "Less well known, however, is that Mozart liked to imitate a cat. He'd be rehearsing an opera with his singers, when he'd suddenly grow bored and leap over tables and chairs, meowing and turning somersaults. He even". The fourth panel shows a stick figure spitting out its cereal in surprise.

Wilkinsonburritos

I wish my friends would give me this shirt

A black t-shirt with a picture of the Twin Towers. Instead of buildings, the towers are spaghetti and the words "Never Forgetti" are written on the shirt.

Wade

Introverts

The image shows a four-panel cartoon with two characters from Beavis and Butt-head. The first panel shows them jogging with the text "Jogging sucks." The second panel shows one character looking annoyed with the text "The sun sucks." The third panel shows them walking with the text "Walking sucks." The last panel shows them sitting with the text "This town sucks."

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a forum where the first user argues that arrays should start at one and that there can never be 0 of anything. The second user replies with the question: "Number of women you've slept with"

RapBoat

The image is a comparison of Joey Bada$$ and J. Cole in a 2x2 format. Joey Bada$$ is pictured on the left with text below him that reads "Released the best mixtape of 2012", "Can freestyle", "Acted in Mr. Robot", and "I'm a titan, like Zeus I enlighten them". J. Cole is pictured on the right with text below that reads "Released no mixtape in 2012", "Pre-writes his freestyles", "Never acted in Mr. Robot", and "Doesn’t enlighten anybody".

Heroin Monkey

A picture of the default Windows XP background showing some eye floaters in the sky. The text above the image says, "I'm never lonely cuz I got these little guys with me :)".

Wade

Guide to surviving Scream(1996)

The image displays the text: "The Rules of Surviving a Horror Movie in Scream (1996). According to Wes Craven's horror slasher movie Scream (1996), these are the rules to surviving a horror movie: 1. Never say "who's there". 2. Don't have sex. 3. Don't drink or do drugs. 4. Never say "I'll be right back". 5. Everyone is a suspect. 6. Never go out to investigate a strange noise. Bonus: The supposedly dead killer may come back to life in the end for one final scare." On the right, there is a depiction of the Ghostface mask.

RapBoat

The image is a meme with text at the top that says "Things To Never Say To Someone Who Just Came Out" and below that, in quotes, "I'm gayer." Underneath, there's a picture of a man in a red beanie looking at another person with a dark complexion.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows Vin Diesel with a finger to his lips above the cover art for "Hello Kitty Island Adventure" and the text "A real man never speaks ill of..."

BellaTrix

I’m amazing!!!

A meme in the form of a comic strip showing different scenes from the movie Harry Potter, with Bellatrix speaking with a person in an interview and about how Sirius has matured. At the bottom is a line that says "trummy.co".

LiL PiCkLe

DO MEEEEEEE totaly didn't copy nobody ehehehe

The image asks "Would I date you?" and provides five answer options: Duh, Yes, Maybe, Naw, and Never, each accompanied by corresponding emojis.

Pankake

A cockatiel sitting on a toy tank, with the text "Peace was never an option" written below the tank.

Evil Duck Lords Of America

A picture of a duck looking through an airplane window. The text on the image reads: "Anatidaephobia. The fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you. You can run, but you can never hide."

Heroin Monkey

The image is divided into four panels. The first panel shows Hank Schrader looking upset with the text "CONSUME THE" above him and "DABABY POTION MR. WHITE" below him. The second panel shows Walter White in a car, with the text "NEVER!!" above him and "NO STOP DOING THIS HANK" below him. The third panel shows Jesse Pinkman in distress with the text "JESSE HELP ME, JESSE WHERE ARE YOU AAAAAAA" and a bottle labeled "DABaby Potion" next to him. The fourth and fifth panels show Hank and Walter, each with a blue hat and fingers pointed at their temples. The text "LESS GOO" is below Hank, and "NOOOOOOOOOOOO" is below Walter.

Heroin Monkey

A painting of Vlad the Impaler wearing a red hat and ornate clothing, with the text "It's never too late to follow your dreams. Vlad the Impaler didn't even start impaling people until his mid-30s."

Thoughtless

The image shows three panels. In the first panel, an airline employee tells a passenger "You're too late, sir." In the second panel, Gandalf is standing in an airport, saying, "A wizard is never late, nor is he..." In the third panel, the airline employee replies, "Look, pal. This is a fucking airport. Your plane's gone."

DAP ME UP

A blue screen displays the text: "You have pressed the button". It shows two numbers: 40233 (46%) in green and 47944 (54%) in red. The text says that 40233 people have pressed the button while 47944 have not. Below this text, there are three lines: "Stop world hunger", "but", and "Cancer will never be cured".

RapBoat

Red Leather GOOFY AHH comment section

A screenshot of a Youtube comment section. The comments are all about Cole. One comment says: "Cole like that family member you can't stay mad at." Another one says: "Cole is the definition of I have no enemies." And the last says: "Cole is the definition of never let em know your next move."

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