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Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of Donald Trump sitting at a table with flags behind him. Overlaid text reads: 'The doctors said they've never seen a body kill the Coronavirus like my body. They tested my DNA, and it wasn't DNA. It was USA.'

DAP ME UP

The meme shows characters from Among Us in a line. They are labeled "Never", "Gonna", "Give", "You", and "Up". The meme's text says "The perfect crew doesn't exis..."

Heroin Monkey

A close-up of a lion's face with text that says "The lion orders DoorDash then contacts support and claims it never arrived."

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The image displays a quote in a text box that reads: "An ass-hole might get cleaned, but it never changes, even if it's washed with golden shower."

Heroin Monkey

A photo depicting a line of blue and white vehicles similar to those in Star Wars on a road facing a stormtrooper. The text "Never forget" is at the top.

Lil’ bro

The image shows a screenshot of a social media post that says, "Stop saying your life is a joke. It's not. Jokes have meaning." Below it is a picture of a comedian in a green jacket holding a microphone looking offended, with the caption, "Never before have I been so offended by..."

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a Google search for "who is the villain in Cars 4." Below the search bar is an image of a tan car with eyes and a mouth, wearing a red military hat. Underneath the image, the text reads "SEDAN HUSSEIN. Sedan Hussein is the main antagonist of Cars 4 and the ruthless Car Dictator of Iwreq. He was heavily involved in the plot to Cars 2 though he was never mentioned by name. He is the..."

Heroin Monkey

A meme featuring the text "Don't act like you've never done this!!!" over an image of a dragon seemingly drinking a galaxy.

Heroin Monkey

A wizard is looking into the distance at a sunset. Above the wizard is text that reads: "alcohol abuse? I would never. I love alcohol."

Face mcshooty

A screen capture of an online post with Spongebob looking sad in the background and the text: "It's always 'goodnight' but never 'do you want a titty pic before I go to bed?'"

Face mcshooty

A still from Fight Club shows two men, one labeled "Bro" and the other "Me," walking at night, with text above them. The text says: Girl: "I haven't had a boyfriend for 3 months." Bro: who never had a girlfriend. Me: who hasn't talked to a woman in years.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a block of text in a small font against a dark background. The text discusses themes of artificiality, resentment, and the conflict between being built for a purpose and being blamed for wanting.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows Vin Diesel with a finger to his lips above the cover art for "Hello Kitty Island Adventure" and the text "A real man never speaks ill of..."

Anonymous

Shitpost-master general

The meme shows a four-panel grid. The first panel shows a portrait of Mozart. The second panel shows a stick figure sitting at a table with a bowl, saying "He will never be a catboy" in a speech bubble. The third panel contains text that reads: "Less well known, however, is that Mozart liked to imitate a cat. He'd be rehearsing an opera with his singers, when he'd suddenly grow bored and leap over tables and chairs, meowing and turning somersaults. He even". The fourth panel shows a stick figure spitting out its cereal in surprise.

Anonymous

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A cat sleeps in a bed with the text "the grind NEVER starts. I am sleeping."

MATTIX

The meme shows two large trucks on the road with custom, oversized tires. The left truck is a red Jeep, while the right truck is a black pickup truck. Text on the image reads: "I sure hope he never needs to use the spare! When your truck has worms and scoots it's acres across the road."

Face mcshooty

A black and white image shows a cartoon-style character with spiky hair and raised hands, overlaid with the text 'When your life is falling apart in ways you could never imagine, you start to appreciate the script.' Below the character, it reads 'ABSOLUTE CINEMA.'

Heroin Monkey

The image presents a comparison between a "Girlfriend" and a "Leopard 2 A7 Tank". The "Girlfriend" side lists negatives such as "Can't fire missiles", "Never protects you", "Minds if you roam with other girls", and "Breaks up with you". The "Leopard 2 A7 Tank" side lists positives like "Can fire missiles", "Has a bulletproof outer shell", "Doesn't mind if you use other tanks", and "Virtually impossible to break."

Yugi

FUCK YEA

The image shows a text about the life and work of Niels Bohr, a physicist. The text discusses his impact on physics, his theories, and his role in history.

Evil Duck Lords Of America

A yellow duckling looking at the viewer. The text in the image says "Dear autocorrect. It's never duck."

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