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Heroin Monkey

The image presents a comparison between a "Girlfriend" and a "Leopard 2 A7 Tank". The "Girlfriend" side lists negatives such as "Can't fire missiles", "Never protects you", "Minds if you roam with other girls", and "Breaks up with you". The "Leopard 2 A7 Tank" side lists positives like "Can fire missiles", "Has a bulletproof outer shell", "Doesn't mind if you use other tanks", and "Virtually impossible to break."

Hollow Knight Beater

Hollow Knight Meme

A dark illustration of a scene from Hollow Knight, where one character is digging with a shovel, and the other is holding a flower at a grave. Above is text: "14 year old girl: OMG Billy Eilish's songs are so sad! Me: they really aren't tho. Her: you've never felt true sadness from anything in your life! Me:"

Hollow Knight Is Great

So True

The image shows a text exchange with the line "14 year old girl: OMG Billy Eilish's songs are so sad! Me: they really aren't tho. Her: you've never felt true sadness from anything in your life! Me:". Below, characters from the video game "Hollow Knight" are depicted burying the dead, which is intended to show real sadness.

⯎Mia⯎

I've never related to something so much

The text on the black background reads: I've said L to the most horrendous shit just as a natural reaction.

the pokemon meme collector

the rick roll lol

A Pokemon card featuring Rick Astley. It has his picture and the text 'Rick Roll;D. Does severe damage to your pokemon's ear!!!' and 'Never Gonna' Give You Up. Your pokemon wants to break up with him but he will never give it up!!! Stupid 80's artist!!!'

Ruv_Fnf_Simp7256

Your mom after your dad left and never came back with the milk

A crudely drawn face with an ambiguous expression.

shaylie lol

The image shows a teacher making a statement about a bad class, followed by a picture of a group of fish characters with unimpressed expressions from the cartoon Spongebob Squarepants.

Jazzy💕

Every god damn day

The image shows the text "Me: *puts on hand sanitizer* A cut I never knew existed:" above a picture of Elmo engulfed in flames.

shaylie lol

The image shows a red Elmo character surrounded by flames. Above Elmo's head, there is text that reads, "Me: *puts on hand sanitizer* A cut I never knew existed:".

Heroin Monkey

A photo of a soldier wearing a ton of yellow, wheel-like objects. The caption reads: "You see, Vladimir, when wear armor like mine, enemy will never be of shoot you for fear of explode city bloc".

Face mcshooty

A screen capture of an online post with Spongebob looking sad in the background and the text: "It's always 'goodnight' but never 'do you want a titty pic before I go to bed?'"

Lil’ bro

The image shows a screenshot of a social media post that says, "Stop saying your life is a joke. It's not. Jokes have meaning." Below it is a picture of a comedian in a green jacket holding a microphone looking offended, with the caption, "Never before have I been so offended by..."

Heroin Monkey

A boy playing violin for Ernie from Sesame Street. Ernie says, "That was amazing, Jason! I've never heard such an accurate rendition of several cats getting run over by a lawnmower."

Atx_cvpi_99

9/11 sale

Cupツ

UHm idk -_-

The text asks "What spends all the time on the floor but never gets dirty?" The answer is: "Your Shadow."

Heroin Monkey

The image is a three-panel comic. In the first panel, a police officer is talking to Spider-man, saying "Spider-man! There's a kid trapped on the-". The second panel shows Spider-man replying with "Fuck you". In the third panel, Spider-man is shown again next to the police officer and saying, "Remember kids, never talk to a cop without a lawyer present, for ANY reason!"

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

The image shows a split view of John F. Kennedy. On the left a black-and-white photo inside a red circle shows Kennedy riding in a car during a parade, on the right a color portrait of Kennedy smiling. Below, the text "You'll never believe what happened at this parade (it blew my mind)" is shown. A YouTube interface is at the bottom with the channel name "JFK".

Heroin Monkey

A dog sits at a desk in front of a computer, holding the book 1984 by George Orwell. The text on the image says: "I got banned from twitter today. Time to quote a book I never read."

Heroin Monkey

A collage of screenshots of Scotty Kilmer's YouTube videos. Each video has a different theme: using fuel additives when one can't afford beer, being drunk, and keeping secrets. The word "Secret" is overlaid twice on two different videos. The word "Drunk" is overlaid on one video.

Adolf Nigler

The reason we will never have reparations for slavery.

A person in a large yellow chicken costume is sitting in a blue chair, reading a book. To the right, a person is in a birdcage. The caption states "The reason we will never have reparations for slavery."

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