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Hand sanitizer

Every god damn day

The image shows the text "Me: *puts on hand sanitizer* A cut I never knew existed:" above a picture of Elmo engulfed in flames.

Armor

A photo of a soldier wearing a ton of yellow, wheel-like objects. The caption reads: "You see, Vladimir, when wear armor like mine, enemy will never be of shoot you for fear of explode city bloc".

Hand sanitizer

The image shows a red Elmo character surrounded by flames. Above Elmo's head, there is text that reads, "Me: *puts on hand sanitizer* A cut I never knew existed:".

Year

The image shows a teacher making a statement about a bad class, followed by a picture of a group of fish characters with unimpressed expressions from the cartoon Spongebob Squarepants.

Anatomy

A three-panel comic strip. In the top panel, Mickey Mouse opens a bathroom door where Donald Duck is behind a shower curtain, saying, "Don't get in, Mickey! I'm naked!!". In the bottom-left panel, Mickey says, "What difference does it make?, you never wear pants". In the bottom-right panel, Donald steps out of the bathtub, revealing he has human-like breasts and a small penis, and simply says, "Right".

Furry

Here ya go

A fake enhanced license card with the text 'Furry hunting license'. The card includes an ID number, document date, class, issued date, and expiration date.

Promotion

9/11 sale

Hell

Never forget the Holodomor

A dark, atmospheric oil painting depicting a hellish underworld. In the background, a massive, ancient stone fortress or palace with many arches is illuminated by fires. The foreground shows a river of molten lava or blood. A lone figure in a dark cloak stands on a rocky ledge overlooking the fiery expanse. Overlaid text reads: "THEM: HEAVEN GAINED ANOTHER ANGEL!" at the top, "ME IN HELL:" in the center, and "(I COULD ONLY FIND 271,000)" at the bottom.

Truck

The meme shows two large trucks on the road with custom, oversized tires. The left truck is a red Jeep, while the right truck is a black pickup truck. Text on the image reads: "I sure hope he never needs to use the spare! When your truck has worms and scoots it's acres across the road."

Mind

The image shows a split view of John F. Kennedy. On the left a black-and-white photo inside a red circle shows Kennedy riding in a car during a parade, on the right a color portrait of Kennedy smiling. Below, the text "You'll never believe what happened at this parade (it blew my mind)" is shown. A YouTube interface is at the bottom with the channel name "JFK".

Book

A dog sits at a desk in front of a computer, holding the book 1984 by George Orwell. The text on the image says: "I got banned from twitter today. Time to quote a book I never read."

Shadow

UHm idk -_-

The text asks "What spends all the time on the floor but never gets dirty?" The answer is: "Your Shadow."

Lawyer

The image is a three-panel comic. In the first panel, a police officer is talking to Spider-man, saying "Spider-man! There's a kid trapped on the-". The second panel shows Spider-man replying with "Fuck you". In the third panel, Spider-man is shown again next to the police officer and saying, "Remember kids, never talk to a cop without a lawyer present, for ANY reason!"

Reason

The reason we will never have reparations for slavery.

A person in a large yellow chicken costume is sitting in a blue chair, reading a book. To the right, a person is in a birdcage. The caption states "The reason we will never have reparations for slavery."

Guy

A photo of Godzilla with the text overlay: "This guy didn't win an Oscar until he was 70-years-old and had starred in 38 movies. Never stop following your dreams."

Choice

i’d rather pick number 2

A four-panel image. In the top left, a circle character with a mouth open is shown with the text "Would you rather". In the bottom left, the same character is shown again with the text "But god said:". In the top right, the text "Satan wanted to go to heaven? hell" is written next to a stairway to the clouds with a small red figure on top. In the bottom right, a yellow character with a cross shape is shown next to the text "You are a disgrace to the entire art community, and the entire world would rejoice if you never touched a piece of paper again ever!!!!".

Trip

A group of people dressed as Ronald McDonald are standing closely together. The text reads "Me and my friends planning a trip that will never happen".

Shower

iNKSTECHSHUB Joke asshole

The image displays a quote in a text box that reads: "An ass-hole might get cleaned, but it never changes, even if it's washed with golden shower."

Script

A tweet from Joe Heenan stating he wrote a script during lockdown and received an email from someone at Netflix. The email reads, Dear Mr. Heenan, Thank you for the script, it's one of the best we have ever read. The writing is superb, it's tense, funny & non stop action. The only problem is it's the script to Die Hard. You literally sent us the script to Die Hard & changed the title to Mr. No Shoes and the Shooty Shooty Bang Bang Christmas. Never contact us again.

Pet

Ya'll be safe you never know these days

A picture shows a Google search bar with the text "how to tell if your pets are starting a cult" and below a photo of four hamsters. One hamster is standing on its hind legs with its paws raised, and three other hamsters are looking up at it.

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