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Blowjob

1 year ago
The text says "Schrödinger's blowjob?" followed by a description of a hypothetical scenario. It states that while blindfolded one receives the best blowjob ever. The identity of the person is not known and it could be anyone such as Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold or even the fireman's cat. The question asked is if you would take off the blindfold to find out, or just leave it on.
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  • Furry

    1 year ago

    Here ya go

    A fake enhanced license card with the text 'Furry hunting license'. The card includes an ID number, document date, class, issued date, and expiration date.
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  • Mind

    1 year ago
    The image shows a split view of John F. Kennedy. On the left a black-and-white photo inside a red circle shows Kennedy riding in a car during a parade, on the right a color portrait of Kennedy smiling. Below, the text "You'll never believe what happened at this parade (it blew my mind)" is shown. A YouTube interface is at the bottom with the channel name "JFK".
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  • Lawyer

    1 year ago
    The image is a three-panel comic. In the first panel, a police officer is talking to Spider-man, saying "Spider-man! There's a kid trapped on the-". The second panel shows Spider-man replying with "Fuck you". In the third panel, Spider-man is shown again next to the police officer and saying, "Remember kids, never talk to a cop without a lawyer present, for ANY reason!"
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  • Book

    1 year ago
    A dog sits at a desk in front of a computer, holding the book 1984 by George Orwell. The text on the image says: "I got banned from twitter today. Time to quote a book I never read."
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  • Guy

    1 year ago
    A photo of Godzilla with the text overlay: "This guy didn't win an Oscar until he was 70-years-old and had starred in 38 movies. Never stop following your dreams."
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  • Promotion

    2 years ago

    9/11 sale

    A tweet by The Onion reads: "New Subway Promotion To Honor Subtember 11." It shows an image of a man flying towards two Subway sandwiches. Text reads: "Fly on in for Subtember 11th! You will 'never forget' this deal." and "$9.11". The Subway logo is in the bottom corner.
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  • Shadow

    1 year ago

    UHm idk -_-

    The text asks "What spends all the time on the floor but never gets dirty?" The answer is: "Your Shadow."
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  • Truck

    8 months ago
    The meme shows two large trucks on the road with custom, oversized tires. The left truck is a red Jeep, while the right truck is a black pickup truck. Text on the image reads: "I sure hope he never needs to use the spare! When your truck has worms and scoots it's acres across the road."
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  • Reason

    10 months ago

    The reason we will never have reparations for slavery.

    A person in a large yellow chicken costume is sitting in a blue chair, reading a book. To the right, a person is in a birdcage. The caption states "The reason we will never have reparations for slavery."
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  • Script

    1 year ago
    A tweet from Joe Heenan stating he wrote a script during lockdown and received an email from someone at Netflix. The email reads, Dear Mr. Heenan, Thank you for the script, it's one of the best we have ever read. The writing is superb, it's tense, funny & non stop action. The only problem is it's the script to Die Hard. You literally sent us the script to Die Hard & changed the title to Mr. No Shoes and the Shooty Shooty Bang Bang Christmas. Never contact us again.
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  • Trip

    2 years ago
    A group of people dressed as Ronald McDonald are standing closely together. The text reads "Me and my friends planning a trip that will never happen".
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  • Choice

    2 years ago

    i’d rather pick number 2

    A four-panel image. In the top left, a circle character with a mouth open is shown with the text "Would you rather". In the bottom left, the same character is shown again with the text "But god said:". In the top right, the text "Satan wanted to go to heaven? hell" is written next to a stairway to the clouds with a small red figure on top. In the bottom right, a yellow character with a cross shape is shown next to the text "You are a disgrace to the entire art community, and the entire world would rejoice if you never touched a piece of paper again ever!!!!".
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  • Shower

    6 months ago

    iNKSTECHSHUB Joke asshole

    The image displays a quote in a text box that reads: "An ass-hole might get cleaned, but it never changes, even if it's washed with golden shower."
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  • Pet

    2 years ago

    Ya'll be safe you never know these days

    A picture shows a Google search bar with the text "how to tell if your pets are starting a cult" and below a photo of four hamsters. One hamster is standing on its hind legs with its paws raised, and three other hamsters are looking up at it.
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  • Kitty

    1 year ago

    Griddy

    A purple cartoonish rabbit with a wide, toothy grin stands against a background of colorful toy blocks. The text reads: "HIT THE GRIDDY ALL YOU WANT. YOU CAN NEVER KICK THE KITTY LIKE I CAN."
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  • Fart

    2 years ago
    A man is sitting in a bathtub filled with brown liquid. The text above him reads: "Never trust a fart."
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  • Steak

    1 year ago

    W BOBBYYYYYYYY

    A cartoon image shows Bobby sitting at a table with a huge steak in front of him. He is cutting the steak with a knife and about to take a bite. The text on the image says: "Never forget the time Bobby got his heart broken by a vegetarian; and then - while looking her in the eye - demolished a 72 ounce steak in front of her. This act of spite was truly an inspiration."
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    Cyberpunk

    1 year ago
    A screenshot of two tweets. The first tweet talks about "Cp", an abbreviation for child p***ography. The second tweet shows Walter White in a car yelling, "HANK, DON'T ABBREVIATE CYBERPUNK!"
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  • Cat

    1 year ago
    A photo shows the face of a tabby cat. Above the cat are text messages that say, "I never cheated on you" and "I love you babe." Below the cat is a text message that says, "I didn't mean to send that."
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