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A dark image with a text overlay that reads: "POV: 7 year old me after holding my piss in all night seeing the sun rise knowing Springtrap can't get me." Below the text is a photo of a sunrise.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a poster with the text "NETFLIX PRESENTS" in red, followed by "POLAR BEARS" in white. Below, "A DOCUMENTARY" is written in smaller letters. In the background, three black bears are seen on a field.

Heroin Monkey

A close-up photo shows a bag of cranberries with the text "Fucked with Fruit Nutrients" on it. Below the photo is a comment thread, where a user asks if someone violated their cranberries, and someone else comments on how it would be great to have nutrients directly absorbed into them.

Jazzy💕

A small, tan-and-white dog is sitting on a gray couch, looking up with a slightly tilted head. The text above reads: "me: *stands up* my dog: oh word? where we going?"

A Star Wars Fan

Still from Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up" music video with the text "Me when that one kid reminds the teacher about homework. You know the rules, it's time to die."

Heroin Monkey

Still from a video with an orangutan working with a branch. Above the video, white text reads: "Me in my room with an empty Pringles can, 2 sponges, rubber bands, and a latex glove."

Face mcshooty

A meme with text above a black and white image of a distorted face with wide eyes. The text is a dialogue where one person is trapped with another's sister and asks how to open the door, to which the other replies, "Just bang it really hard."

Face mcshooty

A screenshot from Toy Story features Woody's face with a shocked expression and slightly open mouth. Text at the top reads: "Me giving my granny with dementia astronomical backshots after she thought I was her long dead husband."

LtPancakes98

i keep asking explain bear to make me welcome since im new but why dont you

Two men are handling a pot in a basin. A close-up of a man's bulging belly is shown below. The text says: "I don't know what they cooking but that tummy looks happy as hell."

MATTIX

The image shows two pictures. The first one depicts a red, blocky, homemade-looking car, and the text says, 'The car I drew as a kid'. The second picture shows a Tesla Cybertruck with the text, 'The car I drew as a kid after mom bought me a triangle ruler'.

big [fire] balls

A search bar in Google shows different search suggestions, one of them saying, "there's a platypus controlling me". Below it, a platypus with glowing green eyes stares at the viewer. The text on the image reads: "YES. I CONTROL ALL!"

A Star Wars Fan

The image shows two panels of the same picture of an older man with a slight smile, sitting at a laptop and holding a mug. The first panel says "Me registering my friend on a gay dating site." The second says "Email already used."

A Star Wars Fan

A multi-paneled image shows a man on a panel trying to call on an actor. He starts with "Chris!" and three actors respond: Chris Evans, Chris Hemsworth, and Chris Pratt. The man then tries to specify "the muscular one," and all three actors claim the title. Finally, the man says "the one playing Peter," at which point Tom Holland raises his hand. Visibly frustrated, the man says, "Oh dang it! Not you Tom!" A final panel shows Tom Hiddleston replying, "What did I do?"

shaylie lol

A white dog with a wide, slightly sinister grin is shown. The caption reads, "Me: *Messes up in latin class* The demon I just summoned:".

shaylie lol

A still from the TV show 'The Office', shows Michael Scott in a blue shirt running away. The text above says, "You can't just run away from your problems forever." The caption under Michael says, "Me: I'm fast. I'm very fast."

incompetent ricecel_69

MEME LORD

A person is holding an Xbox box with the text "My mom bought me the Xbox".

MEME LORD

He threw a piece of bread at me so I flipped his
lil dumbass over. Fuck them kids

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a four-panel image with a progression of phrases and corresponding images: the first panel displays Roman soldiers and the phrase "HARD TIMES MAKE HARD MEN"; the second shows an ancient Roman city and the phrase "HARD MEN MAKE GOOD TIMES"; the third shows people enjoying themselves and the phrase "GOOD TIMES MAKE SOFT MEN"; the last panel shows an anime character in bed with the phrase "SOFT MEN MAKE ME HARD".

Heroin Monkey

An alien with a slight smile looks at the viewer. The text above says: "me looking at the driving instructor after grabbing his 🍆 instead of the shifter".

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