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YoU tOo

The image is a meme with four different reaction images. The first is a dark, cartoonish dragon face with big eyes. The second is a grinning face with big eyes. The third is a white cat with a small, slight smile and the last is a man with a slightly shocked expression. Above the images is the text "Cashier: The receipt is in the bag" and then "Me: You, too".

Smexy Baka

idk

The image shows a blurred cartoon of Mr. Krabs, a red crab character from Spongebob Squarepants, looking panicked and stressed. The text above him says, "Me: when I do a presatation in front of my class".

Jimmys mom😉

when my dad facetimes me

Two images are juxtaposed side by side. The left image is a close-up of a cow's head, showing its nose and eyes from an upward angle. The right image is a close-up of a pig's snout and eyes from a similar angle. Text at the top says, "When the FaceTime connects" and a website address "boredpanda.com" is printed on the right image at the bottom right.

mariotime

whats up

The image is a three-panel meme. The first panel shows a green glowing skeleton-like figure labeled "The Owl House Fandom" asking a question to Batman from Batman Beyond, labeled "Random Character". The second panel shows Batman saying "You ship me with Hunter." The third panel shows the skeleton saying "Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?"

Joshisboss

joe mama roast

A list of ten yo-mama insults written on a dark background.

✨Jassy✨

This meme got me rethinking my life

The image shows a meme with the text "*hits blunt* If you pour ice water on a hot dog, does it become a chili dog?" above four pictures of people making a confused face.

Big daddy2.0

Dident come in a package

The image shows a close-up of Patrick Star's face from Spongebob Squarepants. His eyes are wide and red, and his expression is one of disbelief. Above Patrick, it says "Me: *Returns an item* The orphanage:".

stillwaiting..

The image shows a text message exchange. The first message reads: "It's all good sweetheart, you don't have to worry about me." The response asks: "Sweetheart?" Then a message reads: "Is it okay if I call you that?" The answer is: "You can call me anything you like." The final message says: "Okay Optimus Prime."

stillwaiting..

A meme showing text at the top that reads "Me: *Sits in a quiet room* My ears:". Below this is an image of Shrek yelling with his mouth wide open. Under the image is the text "eeeeeeeeeeeeee".

DADDY sus aka the king

get me to 20 followers for milk

A man with a bowl haircut and a mustache is smiling into the camera. Another person is in the background.

原田

The image shows text that says "My friends: Stop your algebra jokes, we don't get 'em. Me: I don't care about your" followed by an onion, a slice of it removed and replaced by the pi symbol (π).

Adolf Nigler

Bang-Bang

A hand holding a nail on a wooden board. A hammer is about to hit the nail. "Me" is written on the hammer. "Your mom" is written near the nail.

A Star Wars Fan

Tom cat with an evil grin, above the text "Teacher: Give me your dictionary. Kid named Tionary:"

Kai :)

omg im sobbing so hard, saddest yt comment ever bro, challenge, find a sadder one

A screenshot of a YouTube comment. It tells a story about a person whose mother and sister die in a car accident. After some time, they open their old PS2 and find a note from their mom stating that they can play after the chores are done. She also writes that she loves them. The commenter notes that the mother never came home and they never received their hugs and kisses.

Heroin Monkey

A dog stares intently at the camera with the text "The skin walker pretending to be my dog watching me douse my meat in peanut butter."

Wade

The image shows a series of posts. The first post asks, "Remember in college you were making out with Betty from your CompSci class and she put a finger up your butt. So you started questioning your sexual preference?" with a reply, "IT WAS MY FINGER BARRY!". The second post starts with, "Remember when you were jacking off with no clothes on for the first time just to try it out? Remember when your Mom walked by and saw everything, even though you were sure that you had closed the door?" followed by the reply, "It was me, Barry! I opened the door! And don't think for a moment that I didn't see everything too!!". The third post reads, "Remember that wet dream that ruined your favorite cartoon bed spread as a teen?!" with the reply "IT WAS ME, BARRY! I JERKED YOU OFF IN YOUR SLEEP!!"

NIFFTY

o_o

Takoyakii

The image shows the text 'Smile if yo dick big' followed by 'Me:'. Below, there is a close-up of a man with a wide, unnatural smile, displaying teeth. He has dark markings on his face and blue nails.

Anonymous

Me listening to some random lgbtq protester say Its racist to ask somebody if they want free fried chicken

Spongebob Squarepants with a rainbow behind him and the text NOBODY GIVES A FUCK.

KatsukiBakugouSimp

relations-

The image shows a side-by-side comparison of two different portraits of the same anime character, Toya. On the left, he is smiling with bright red hair and a friendly expression. On the right, he has black hair, a scarred face, and a more menacing look. Above the two portraits, the text says: "Toya went from, 'I bring her home by 8:00 sir!' To 'Your daughter calls me daddy too.'"

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