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Murder

CottonCandyFoxx · 4 days ago

What gives me my power

A bar graph titled "What gives people feelings of power?" Below the title, it says "mine btw". The graph has three categories. "Money" is represented by a short green bar. "Status" is represented by a medium blue bar. "murder :)" is represented by a very long pink bar, suggesting it gives the most power.

Mom

Haminations Bryson · 7 days ago

POV: it's picture day, but you can't sit still, even though your mom told you to but you got to exsited, about and you were just in it for the icecream at the shop, and then your mom says sit still but you don't listen, and honestly that would be me fr, NOT THAT DEEP BRO........

A cartoon illustration of a light brown, fluffy dog-like character with floppy ears. It has one blue eye and one red eye, with small freckles on its snout. The character is sticking its tongue out, has sharp teeth visible, and is wearing a pink collar with a gold tag. It also has a ruffled, light-colored collar and a dark jacket or cape. There are small red and blue hat-like accessories on its ears.

Laugh

Haminations Bryson · 7 days ago

POV: me laughing at my friends when they fail a test or tripped on somthing

A cartoon character with blonde hair and wide manic eyes laughs with a wide jagged-toothed mouth, with the subtitle '*laughing*'.

Schadenfreude

Haminations Bryson · 7 days ago

POV: me laughing at my friend or cousin when they fall flat or trip on something

An animated cartoon character with bright yellow, spiky hair and a blue shirt is depicted laughing hysterically. The character has large, wide eyes, with one looking directly forward and the other slightly askew, and a wide open mouth showing teeth. Below the character's face, the text "*laughing*" is displayed. The background is a light blue sky with hints of a building.

Sleep

Haminations Bryson · 7 days ago

POV: ME CRYING MY SELF TO SLEEP, AFTER A FIGHT WITH MY FRIEND AND STILL THINKING ABOUT THE TIME WE HAD TOGEHTER

A cartoon character with yellow and orange hair, wearing a blue shirt and grey pants, is curled up on the floor, crying with tears streaming down their face. The text 'bryson wept' is below them.

Mom

swaggerjagger · 11 days ago

The pose I pulled when my mom caught me doing something I wasn't supposed to be doing

A promotional photo of Cameron Tucker from Modern Family, played by Eric Stonestreet. He is standing against a plain light gray background, posing politely with his hands clasped in front of him, legs crossed at the ankles, and smiling warmly. He wears a checkered button-down shirt with patterned blue turned-up cuffs and dark jeans.

Kid

Anonymous · 12 days ago

me as a kid when i ate all my mom's gummies in her drawer

A close-up, distorted fish-eye view of a Woody doll from Toy Story with an unnaturally wide, manic smile and wide unhinged eyes standing in a hallway.

Athena

Dish3rm3s_luvva9 · 1 month ago

A sketch of the Greek goddess Athena in her helmet and armor looking annoyed with her hands outstretched. Above her is the caption 'Athena when Manwhore au:'. Below her are quotes: '"You've got to be kidding me."' '"You are reckless..."' '"A prostitute at best..."' '"THAT'S NOT A TEACHING OF MINE."'

Word

Willy b · 1 month ago

A meme featuring a laughing man with a mustache wearing a large Mexican sombrero with 'MEXICO' printed on it against a red and black sunburst background. The top text reads 'Mexican Word Of The Day: CHARCOAL' and the bottom text reads 'I don't swim in the ocean 'cuz a charcoal eat me!'

Mom

Willy b · 1 month ago

A psychedelic DeepDream image composed of swirling, repeating animal faces, eyes, and kaleidoscopic patterns centered around a radial sphincter-like aperture. Text at the top reads: "Your mom showing me her butthole while I'm tripping on acid".

Guilt

PuppyWaterman · 4 months ago

What its like being online xd

A two-panel meme using the 'Running Away Balloon' template. In the top panel, a white cartoon figure labeled 'ME BEING MYSELF AND ENJOYING LIFE HOW I WANT TO' eagerly reaches out to hug a large yellow balloon labeled 'FINALLY GETTING FREINDS WHO ACCEPT ME'. In the bottom panel, a pink blob character labeled 'MY GUILT' grabs the figure (labeled 'ME') from behind to restrain them, while the figure looks back in distress and sweat. The yellow balloon drifts away, now labeled 'FREINDS I DESPERATELY NEED'.

Boss

UK · 4 months ago

A meme featuring text at the top: "me trying to explain to my boss that working in an office full of 5 feet of liquid mercury is unhealthy for the workers". Below the text is a mirrored video clip from Better Call Saul showing Howard Hamlin and Jimmy McGill conversing. The vertical mirroring makes it look like they are standing in a highly reflective, metallic liquid resembling liquid mercury.

Gender Stereotype

Labradorian🇨🇭🔥 · 4 months ago

A meta meme split into 'Girls' and 'Boys' sections. On the left under 'Girls', a blonde female wojak says, 'I wish they stopped generalizing gender stereotypes' while pointing to a nested meme. On the bottom left under 'Boys', a bearded Chad wojak says 'This is literally me' pointing to the same nested meme. The nested meme shows 'Girls' with a huge closet complaining 'oh no, babe, we have no more space for clothes :(' and 'Boys' showing a single wooden chair saying 'we ?'.

Workout

Anonymous · 4 months ago

how i feel when my mum catches me working out:

A low-quality, distorted image of Ed Sheeran's face with heart-shaped sparkle filters. He is positioned under a running showerhead, and he is holding a corn dog up toward the camera.

Reference

Sympathetic Macaw · 4 months ago

so real

A yellow emoji with thick brown eyebrows and a sad, dejected expression looking downwards. The emoji has white-gloved hands held out at its sides. Text overlaid on the emoji reads "me when people don't get the reference i'm making:"

Beer

what’s dudeese · 4 months ago

A digital comic panel showing two purple reptilian monster characters. The smaller character on the left, Susie, says, "dad... i'm transitioning. call me susie now." The larger, grimy-looking father figure on the right, wearing a stained tank top and smoking, has a thought bubble that reads, "why don't you transition a beer into my hand, susie."

Double Entendre

what’s dudeese · 4 months ago

Girl

what’s dudeese · 4 months ago

An anime-style illustration of a girl with long blonde hair and pink hair accessories, resting her face on her hands with a gentle smile. Overlayed on the image is pink text with a white border that reads: "ARE YOU STUPID BECAUSE ME TOO".

Respect

Anonymous · 4 months ago

A meme using Wojak characters. On the left is a woman with long brown hair, a black choker, and a tank top that says "MOMMY E-THOT"; she looks angry. Text below her says "You need to respect me". On the right is the blonde, bearded 'Chad' Wojak looking calm. Text below him says "You literally sell pictures of your butt hole on the internet for $5 a month. So, no." A watermark for "WESTERN REDEMPTION" with a skull in a cowboy hat is visible in the background.

Misunderstanding

Docile Dolphinfish · 5 months ago

Dad: just cut the water. Me: ok

A young girl with long brown hair and a slight smile stands in a bathroom with green tiled walls. Her right hand is positioned under a stream of water flowing from an ornate golden faucet into a white sink, with her finger seemingly 'cutting' the water stream. The text associated with this image is "Dad: just cut the water. Me: ok".