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GG Miller

I did all this

A Minion is standing in front of text that reads: When I Was Younger... - I put my arms in my shirt and told people I lost them. - I slept with all my stuffed animals so none got offended. - I restarted the video game when I knew I was going to lose. - I poured soda into the cap and pretended I was taking shots. Can You Relate?

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a muscular man standing over a woman in a hospital bed. The man is saying, "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU LOST THE BABY?" Below, the text reads, "GO FIND IT".

Heroin Monkey

A cartoon image shows a forest scene with trees and grass. A brown bear sits in the background, and a detached human arm with a fitness watch lies on the ground. A speech bubble reads "Great run. You lost 79 kg."

GG Miller

dum asses

A yellow minion is looking to the left. The text above the minion says: Today I sent out a text saying, "Hey, I lost my phone, will you call it?" Below the minion, there is another text, which says: 12 people called me... I need smarter friends.

✨Jassy✨

Me at school

A child is making a skeptical face, with the text 'WHEN SOMEONE YOU DON'T LIKE SITS NEXT TO YOU' above and the question 'are u lost?' next to her head.

Heroin Monkey

A tweet by Sarah Cooper says: Titanic (1997). Scientist: Where's the diamond? Old lady: *three hour long story about how she lost her virginity*

Heroin Monkey

A newspaper headline reads, "COPS BEAT CHINESE MAN AFTER ASKING FOR HIS NAME." Below it says, "I've lost all faith in our police," says Fuk Yu. There's also a picture of a Chinese man on the right.

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

A large, colorful beach ball, with a man standing next to it. The text below the image reads: "A fun way to ruin a weekend and blow 100 bucks. We took this ball to the beach and after close to 2 hours to pump it up, we pushed it around for about 10 fun filled minutes. That was when the wind picked it up and sent it huddling down the beach at about 40 knots. It destroyed everything in its path. Children screamed in terror at the giant inflatable monster that crushed their sand castles. Grown men were knocked down trying to save their families. The faster we chased it, the faster it rolled. It was like it was mocking us. Eventually, we had to stop running after it because its path of injury and destruction was going to cost us a fortune in legal fees. Rumor has it that it can still be seen stalking innocent families on the Florida panhandle. We lost it in South Carolina, so there is something to be said about its durability."

Adolf Nigler

A collage of stock photos. A man eats a small watermelon, surrounded by watermelons. A man is giving a thumbs-up while wearing a watermelon on his head. A man wears goggles while wearing a watermelon helmet. A man wears a watermelon as a mask, with two small holes cut out. A man appears to be kissing a watermelon.

Anonymous

A screenshot of a text message conversation. One person sends a series of increasingly demanding requests, such as asking for social media passwords and demanding the other person to unfriend girls. The final text from the other person says, "Bitch done lost her mind."

Anonymous

Goober cat

A three-panel image of a black cat. The first panel shows the cat with one normal eye and one large googly eye. The second panel shows the cat looking nervously at a hand reaching down to pet it. The third panel shows the cat looking cautiously around.

help me please im being abused

The image is split into two sections. The top section, labeled "Expectation:" shows two characters with text. On the left, a white man says "Get on the boat". On the right, a black man says "Make me". The bottom section is labeled "Reality:". On the left, three enslaved black people are pictured with chains and are crying. On the right, a black man says, "You lost the war so I am going to trade you guys for more European muskets so that I can keep expanding my kingdom and be wealthier." There are muskets pictured as well.

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