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Shampoo

13 days ago
A person is holding a large, bright green bottle of "Minecraft 3-in-1 Body Wash Shampoo & Conditioner" in what appears to be a store aisle. The bottle features Minecraft characters like Steve, a Creeper, and zombies on its label. The pump top of the bottle is extended upwards. Overlay text on the image reads, "Might actually start showering."
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  • Shower

    22 days ago
    A two-panel illustration comparing men and women before and after a shower. The top panel, labeled 'MAN', shows a man with messy, unkempt hair and beard before a shower, and a clean-cut, well-groomed man after a shower. The bottom panel, labeled 'WOMAN', shows an attractive woman with styled hair before a shower, and a woman with wet, matted hair and a distorted, unappealing face after a shower.
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  • Slipper

    2 months ago
    A top-down view shows a pair of feet wearing black, white, and red striped slide sandals on a light brown carpet. In the upper left corner of the image, a large brown cockroach is visible on the carpet. A black bar across the center of the image contains the text: My Gucci slippers came in today.
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  • Switch

    2 months ago
    Two Nintendo Switch consoles are sitting side-by-side on the wire rack inside a lit oven. One console has blue and red Joy-Cons attached, and the other appears to be a Switch Lite or the main console with grey Joy-Cons. The oven interior is visible.
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  • Hamster

    3 months ago
    A meme with the text "Me: puts my hoodie in to wash. My hamster sleeping in it:", displayed above an image of a man's face that is distorted and green.
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  • Poop

    4 months ago
    The image shows a phone screen with a sad Bart Simpson face on top and the text "Fake Smile". Further down it says "one of those nights", followed by a music player with the song "Hope" by XXXTENTACION playing. The screen also shows a message from "Mom" saying "Clean your poop out the shower NOW!!!! This is the 17th time."
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  • Bed

    5 months ago
    An illustration shows a bed divided into two sides. One side is labeled "MY SIDE" and appears clean and organized, while the other side contains items like "spiders", "unknown stains", "medication", "xbox controller", "two loaded handguns", and an "empty pringles can".
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  • Sock

    6 months ago
    A hand holds a black box of Kleenex tissues with gold and white accents. It reads: "Kleenex FOR MEN. Now with spermicide." An illustration shows a pair of socks with the tagline "Ditch your special sock."
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  • Touch

    6 months ago
    A black dragon with yellow eyes and white teeth looks directly at the viewer, while a hand is reaching for him. The text says "NO! NO TOUCHY! At least, not until you wash those hands of yours."
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  • Shower

    8 months ago
    A screenshot of a Reddit post. The original poster asks "Y'all pee in the shower?" One commenter replies, "How else am I gonna wash my feet?" Another commenter says "With your tongue like a normal person".
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  • Toothpaste

    9 months ago
    A digital painting depicting a man lying wounded on the ground in front of a burning landscape with a medieval castle in the background. The text above reads: "6 year old me after trying my parents toothpaste instead of my strawberry rainbow unicorn toothpaste."
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  • Money

    10 months ago
    A man with a black beanie and a face mask looks into the camera while the text on top says "profusely licking and sniffing every dollar bill I acquire because there is a slight possibly it was in a strippas thong".
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  • Hand

    10 months ago

    When someone asks why we wash hands AFTER the bathroom...

    A man with a shocked expression and hands up to his head in front of a blue background. The text on the image reads: "When someone asks why we wash hands AFTER the bathroom..."
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  • Man

    11 months ago
    The image is a four panel comic. In the first panel, an ant is shown happily eating a crumb, thinking "Man, these are the best crumbs I've ever had!!" In the second panel, a man looks shocked, exclaiming "Ayoo dude no wayy!!" In the third panel, the man is holding up a sock with white fluid on it, saying, "I thought I lost this cum sock ages ago!!" The fourth panel shows a close-up of the ant, now with a disgusted expression.
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  • Hand sanitizer

    11 months ago
    The image shows a text overlay on an image of Elmo surrounded by flames. The text reads "Me: *puts on hand sanitizer* A cut I never knew existed:". The Elmo image is a well known template for meme creation.
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  • Toilet

    1 year ago
    A person with short dark hair is sitting on a public toilet in a public bathroom with their head down.
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  • Whore

    1 year ago
    A picture of Sonic the Hedgehog next to the text: "If you shower naked, then you're a whore."
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  • Shower

    1 year ago
    A cartoon man with a stern expression says, "Please take a shower immediately."
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  • Flush

    1 year ago
    A muddy bulldog lying in a puddle of mud. The text reads: "POV me in the toilet after bro forgets to flush. 🥰"
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  • Order

    1 year ago
    The top half of the image shows a sign that reads "Employees Must Wash anus" with a symbol of hands washing. Below the sign is a cartoon character with a serious expression. At the bottom of the image is the text "Good soldiers follow orders."
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