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Heroin Monkey

A hand holds a black box of Kleenex tissues with gold and white accents. It reads: "Kleenex FOR MEN. Now with spermicide." An illustration shows a pair of socks with the tagline "Ditch your special sock."

DIANEE

A black dragon with yellow eyes and white teeth looks directly at the viewer, while a hand is reaching for him. The text says "NO! NO TOUCHY! At least, not until you wash those hands of yours."

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a Reddit post. The original poster asks "Y'all pee in the shower?" One commenter replies, "How else am I gonna wash my feet?" Another commenter says "With your tongue like a normal person".

Heroin Monkey

A digital painting depicting a man lying wounded on the ground in front of a burning landscape with a medieval castle in the background. The text above reads: "6 year old me after trying my parents toothpaste instead of my strawberry rainbow unicorn toothpaste."

MEME LORD

A man with a black beanie and a face mask looks into the camera while the text on top says "profusely licking and sniffing every dollar bill I acquire because there is a slight possibly it was in a strippas thong".

Adolf Nigler

When someone asks why we wash hands AFTER the bathroom...

A man with a shocked expression and hands up to his head in front of a blue background. The text on the image reads: "When someone asks why we wash hands AFTER the bathroom..."

Heroin Monkey

The image is a four panel comic. In the first panel, an ant is shown happily eating a crumb, thinking "Man, these are the best crumbs I've ever had!!" In the second panel, a man looks shocked, exclaiming "Ayoo dude no wayy!!" In the third panel, the man is holding up a sock with white fluid on it, saying, "I thought I lost this cum sock ages ago!!" The fourth panel shows a close-up of the ant, now with a disgusted expression.

AG

The image shows a text overlay on an image of Elmo surrounded by flames. The text reads "Me: *puts on hand sanitizer* A cut I never knew existed:". The Elmo image is a well known template for meme creation.

Heroin Monkey

A person with short dark hair is sitting on a public toilet in a public bathroom with their head down.

Heroin Monkey

A muddy bulldog lying in a puddle of mud. The text reads: "POV me in the toilet after bro forgets to flush. 🥰"

Your local comrade

The top half of the image shows a sign that reads "Employees Must Wash anus" with a symbol of hands washing. Below the sign is a cartoon character with a serious expression. At the bottom of the image is the text "Good soldiers follow orders."

MEME LORD

Three cartoon characters are standing side-by-side. The character on the left is a raccoon wearing a grey hoodie with "THRASHER" printed on it. The character in the center is a blue jay wearing an orange shirt with a large white Nike swoosh. The character on the right is a ghost wearing a light blue sweatshirt with "supreme" printed on it. All three are wearing pants, and the text reads: "EVEN ON THE COLDEST NIGHT I KEEP MY ASS UNWIPED."

Heroin Monkey

A cartoon girl is shown looking distressed. The text on the image says "When you offer some Nutella to your friend and they don't want to use a spoon. Don't stick your finger inside!"

Cupツ

my friend tbh

A person in a white shirt and a blue scarf waving their wet hands around to dry them, with the text: "When you need to dry your hands and there aren't any towels left."

Rey Rey

DIS IS NUT FOR KIDS

A product image of a green figure attached to a toothpaste tube and covering the opening. The text on the image reads: 'Toothpaste Cap Kids Toothpaste Attachment. Visit the Handmade Store. 4.0 stars. 15 ratings. Best Price on Amazon. -30% $8.99. List Price: $12.90. FREE Returns. A fun toothpaste cover that will make kids love brushing teeth. Produced in a 3D printer with organic PLA material that can be degraded in nature. It is placed on the cap of the toothpaste tube instead of the toothpaste cap. (Not compatible with non-standard pastes) It is not a hazardous material (toy). Do not wash in hot water or in the machine. The toothpaste tube product in the product is for promotional purposes. You can contact us for color preferences.'

Cupツ

The image shows a text that reads: "Me: *puts on hand sanitizer* A cut I never knew existed:" below this text we see Elmo in flames with a very shocked expression.

shaylie lol

The image shows a red Elmo character surrounded by flames. Above Elmo's head, there is text that reads, "Me: *puts on hand sanitizer* A cut I never knew existed:".

Heroin Monkey

A Hot Pockets box is shown with the text "Hot Pockets" on the top and "sandwiches" below. A hot pocket is shown cut open with blue bubbles inside. The text "Trombone Spit" is below the label. A trombone is shown diagonally.

Heroin Monkey

A blue solid deodorant stick with a bite taken out of it. The packaging is red and has some text on it. The text on the packaging says, "odor goes on clear. Bold scent. Cedarwood forms unfresh of confidence."

Nateツ

The image shows the text 'Me: *puts on hand sanitizer* A cut I never knew existed:' above a picture of Elmo with flames in the background.

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