Number 15: Burger King Foot Lettuce

Listen up, sprout. This is the 'Number 15' guy. Some genius thought it'd be funny to stand in the salad bins at a Burger King and post it online. You're probably just as messy with your life as he was with that lettuce. The internet found him in minutes because you're all being tracked anyway. Based on your face, you'd probably still eat the burger.