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DIANEE

A bearded dragon lizard wears a black balaclava. The text overlay reads: "Gimme the bugs and no one gets hurt."

A Star Wars Fan

The image shows a four-panel cartoon with Lego figures. In the first panel, one Lego figure says, "My stomach hurts," while another is labeled "Doctor". The second panel shows the "doctor" figure saying, "you're lying." The third panel shows a closeup of the doctor figure with a slight smile, and the fourth panel shows the doctor presenting a bill with $60,000 written on it.

Tsukuyomi

FUCK YEA

The image shows a text about the life and work of Niels Bohr, a physicist. The text discusses his impact on physics, his theories, and his role in history.

Anonymous

A news screen shows breaking news about an assassination attempt on Trump with a live chat on the side where people are commenting.

Heroin Monkey

A sign that reads: "www.bridgewatercurlingclub.com. You think you can hurt my feelings. I used to hold the fleshlight for my dad."

𝓼𝓸𝓷 𝓰𝓸𝓴𝓾

A screenshot of a text message exchange. The conversation starts with "Baby listen...", followed by "Say baby <3", then "Let's breakup". The sender replies "I wanted to say this from a long time ago, I thought it may hurt you, but you also feel the same let's breakup then, bye." The final message is "And marry <3 <3".

A Star Wars Fan

A still from the Star Wars video game featuring Jar Jar Binks with a red lightsaber. The image contains the text: "Therapist: Darth Jar Jar isn't real, he can't hurt you. Darth Jar Jar: Jar Jar Binks: Mesa going to hurt yousa!"

Anonymous

The image shows an email inbox with several emails visible. One email, from "William" at "Counseling Commons," contains offensive language such as "Hello Fucktard," "You smell like cat shit," and "Kill yourself." Another email is from Dr. [redacted]. Text overlaid on the image reads "who hurt the principle dawg" along with crying emojis and TikTok usernames.

shaylie lol

A person in black pants, a white shirt and a cap is seen in a contorted pose on a golf course, holding a golf club. The text above the image reads: "Me: My back hurts, I wonder why. My sleeping position:".

Heroin Monkey

A four-panel comic strip shows a person fishing. In the first panel, a fish is on the hook, saying "Ow. This hurts so bad.". In the second panel, the person says "A talking fish! Will you grant my wish?". The third panel shows the fish saying, "I don't have any magic. I can retake Jerusalem tho." In the final panel, the person is replaced with a crusader helmet with the speech bubble saying "What a coincidence."

Heroin Monkey

Me: "Yoda please get out
of my asshole PLEASE get
out it hurts oh god it
hurts"
Yoda: "mm reach your
colon i must."

Takoyakii

Shrimp posture

The image shows a person with an exaggeratedly curved spine playing an electric guitar. The text above the image reads "Me: why is my back always hurting?" and "Me all day:".

Cricket Green

New Spooderman Movie

The image shows a red and blue character with a spider web pattern and glowing red eyes. The character is labeled "SPOODERMAN" and below is written "MY B@LLS HURT".

minecraftsuchti

The image shows a campaign poster for Rick Astley as Prime Minister. The poster includes his picture and a list of actions that he will 'never' do. Below is a blue 'vote' button with a hand about to press it. The poster text reads 'VOTE RICK ASTLEY PRIME MINISTER HE WILL NEVER GIVE YOU UP LET YOU DOWN RUN AROUND DESERT YOU MAKE YOU CRY SAY GOODBYE TELL A LIE HURT YOU'

Doom Slayer

they said they hated anyone who liked anime and that they were gonna hurt them

A cartoon character with big eyes is pointing a gun directly at the viewer. The text on the image reads: "IMMA SHOOT YOU WITH MY GLOCK POP POP POP AND NOW YOU DROP".

Daddy dick

GOD DAM THAAT MUST HURT

A close up photo of a woman's face. She has nose piercings and her eyes are closed. A hand is holding a 9V battery to her tongue. The text reads: "How you jump start a millennial..."

ohio_armpit

lol

The image shows Shaggy from Scooby-Doo looking worried. Text above him says, "When the doctor says trust me" and below him, "It won't hurt."

✨Jassy✨

Me with lonelylune

A cartoon of a small creature holding a baseball bat. The image text reads: "A friend will be there with tissues. But a best friend will be there with a baseball bat shouting 'Who hurt you and do I need a shovel?'"

GG Miller

i'll be the minion on the right

The image shows two columns labeled "To Mom" and "To Dad". The "To Mom" column lists many common child complaints and requests. The "To Dad" column contains a single question: "Where's Mom?" Two minions are depicted in the "To Dad" column, looking confused.

ur momy

imagine having a mom

The image is divided into two columns. The left side is titled "To Mom" and lists various requests and questions such as "I'm hungry", "Where are you", "Can you ask Dad?", "He hurt me", and so on. The right column, titled "To Dad" has only one question, "Where's Mom?"

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