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The image is a screenshot of a Facebook post. The post is a lengthy text about Islamic terrorism. The text includes a fictional dialogue that is supposed to be a parody of a conversation about terrorism. The fictional dialogue begins with a claim that the terrorists were told to act by holy texts. The fictional responses include blaming social and geopolitical reasons, accusing the terrorists of not being true Muslims, and even accepting blame for causing the terrorism.

Jazzy💕

An image of Donald Trump with Homer Simpson's face photoshopped on his face along with the text "I have laughed so hard at this over the last 10 minutes that I felt the urge to share."

Heroin Monkey

This is so bad

A screenshot of two tweets. The first tweet is from Caitlyn Jenner, it reads "It's so hard to find a straight man that is confident enough to compliment me on my looks.". The second tweet is a reply from Donald J. Trump, and it reads "Nice balls."

Why should you care

Truly are

A set of translucent red and white dice with the title "The Cursed dice" above. The text describes the strange properties of cursed dice, including their unnatural glow, and their ability to roll specific numbers on command.

A Star Wars Fan

A person's face is silhouetted in gray, with hands holding a heart in the center. The text says, "You're not alone. If you or someone you know is having a hard time, help is always available."

Anonymous

A split image of sheet music with the word "cum" printed on the left and "pp (very hard)" on the right. The text above the image reads: "The 1975 sheet music:".

Anonymous

A screenshot of a social media post where someone describes sticking their finger in their cat's mouth while it yawned. The cat then puts its paw in the person's mouth. Below the post is an image that says, "Intelligence 100."

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

A tweet from Joe Heenan stating he wrote a script during lockdown and received an email from someone at Netflix. The email reads, Dear Mr. Heenan, Thank you for the script, it's one of the best we have ever read. The writing is superb, it's tense, funny & non stop action. The only problem is it's the script to Die Hard. You literally sent us the script to Die Hard & changed the title to Mr. No Shoes and the Shooty Shooty Bang Bang Christmas. Never contact us again.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows the development of a person through four stages of life. In the first picture, the figure is an old man with a hat standing next to a door, the second picture is a man sitting on a chair with a question mark, and the third picture is a man kneeling with a stressed expression, the last picture is a boy drawing on an easel. The text "It starts with" is at the top. The text "one thing" is near the beginning. The text "I don't know why" is above the next picture. The text "It doesn't even matter how hard you try" is above the last picture.

ligmaballs2.0

on god

A cartoon image of Spiderman with the text "CAN'T TALK NOW" above him and "NIPPLES TOO HARD" below him.

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The image shows a text about Chance the Rapper releasing an album after three years. He says he is proud, but the text continues with the reaction of the entire rap community who say "Hahaha. This sucks man." Below the text there is a picture of a man looking up with the caption "Hahaha. This sucks man."

Heroin Monkey

Two photos side-by-side. The left one shows dry corn kernels being poured from a jar into a bowl. The right one shows cooked corn being poured from a pan onto a plate. The text reads: "Hard pour corn vs. soft pour corn."

Anonymous

The covid gang hit hard. We was a whole mafia 😶

The image shows a screen capture of a video call with four participants. Three of the four display a green Grogu face, while the fourth has a normal Grogu picture.

Thoroughsum1767

Im the best at tetris

A screenshot of a game of Twitch Tetris. The game displays a message "Good game! Better luck next time. Your score was 100". The controls are displayed with Move Block A, D; Soft Drop S; Rotate W, E; Save Piece Shift; Hard Drop Space; Pause Esc.

big [fire] balls

The image shows four panels, each with a different SCP object class icon and a caption. The first panel shows the icon for Euclid with text: "How hard I could hit my brother". The second panel displays the Safe icon with text: "How hard I decided to hit him". The third panel shows the Keter icon with the caption: "How he described it to my dad". The fourth and final panel shows the Apollyon icon with the caption: "How my dad gonna hit me".

ADHD autist

What you think about my sudoku record? Evil sudoku, no notes, no hints!

A printed paper with a sudoku grid and a digital interface printed on it as well. The grid is filled with numbers. The difficulty level is labeled as 'Evil', and the mistake count is 2 out of 3. The digital interface shows buttons for 'Undo,' 'Erase,' 'Notes,' and 'Hint,' as well as number buttons from 1 to 9. There is also a button labeled 'New Game'.

Cricket Green

For all u gamers

The image shows a baby with a determined expression and a fist pump, set against a blue and purple background. The text on the image reads "WHEN YOU BEAT THAT HARD LEVEL".

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

Jorking my peniys

The image is a screenshot of a tweet by user @Xvstardust_. The tweet text reads: One time I was jorking mine peniys and... Well... Let's just say it got hard...

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MacMiller
I wrote @ScHoolBoyQ album. I
can't keep it a secret anymore. I
wrote all the hooks and bridges.
3/18/14, 8:09 PM
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ScHoolboy Q
@SchoolBoyQ
@MacMiller so your admitting u
use da N WORD???
3/18/14, 8:37 PM
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He had the pass anyway. In inertia I swear he say
"all you niggas old news" hence the bleep. As
well In Shut the front door he says "I'm clearly a
Wigger" Yes that's right, with the hard R! I agree tho
man, Mac really was that (N)Wigga 8real.
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Pretty sure the bleep in inertia is Ariana or my ex or
my old bitch something like that but in reference to
her
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MaclsLife OP 4h
Shit you may be right, but i like the idea of him
saying the N Word!!
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Heroin Monkey

A can of "RANCH WATER BUTTERMILK HARD SELTZER" is shown with a celery and carrot garnish sticking out of the top. In the background a bottle of Hidden Valley Ranch Dressing is slightly out of focus.

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