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Heroin Monkey

A hand giving a thumbs up in front of a sign that reads "GO NUTS IN HERE". The sign belongs to a restaurant called AYOUB'S.

AG

The image shows a text overlay on an image of Elmo surrounded by flames. The text reads "Me: *puts on hand sanitizer* A cut I never knew existed:". The Elmo image is a well known template for meme creation.

Anonymous

💖💖💖💖💖

The image is a text exchange between a dad and someone else. The dad asks "Are you treating my little princess ok?" The other person replies: "Sir...your little princess has anger issues and throws hands like an inmate. Yes. Things are fantastic."

Heroin Monkey

A split-panel image. The left panel shows a hand holding playing cards (an ace and a king). The text above reads, "My hands look like this." The right panel shows a hand signing a document titled "Divorce Application". The text above the document reads, "So hers can look like this."

Willy b

A side-by-side image shows a puppet on the left and President Joe Biden on the right. The text above reads, "So my question is, who has their hand shoved up Biden's ass?" Below, text states, "Their likeness is uncanny and the irony... They're both puppets."

Anonymous

A picture of an engaged or married couple holding hands, overlaid with the text "Say no to homo-erotic wrestling."

DAP ME UP

The image shows two emojis: A hand pointing to the right and a smug-looking face with buck teeth.

DAP ME UP

An emoji is pointing a gun in one direction and looking in the other. The text above the emoji reads, "Dab me up."

DAP ME UP

An emoji with furrowed eyebrows and a slight grin is positioned between two hands in a meme. The text above the emoji reads: "You did not dab me up."

Heroin Monkey

A cat with a serious face looks directly at the viewer. The text above it reads: "How I look at bro when he has his shlong in his hands and says, "You're a good man just in a cruel world.""

Cupツ

Noodles

A very small kitten is held in someone's hand. Its eyes are closed and it looks like it's sleeping.

Anonymous

Something cute for yall :3

A light green frog with three stars above its head. The text "LOOK AT THE BOTTOM RIGHT CORNER" is placed above the frog. At the bottom of the image is the text "Actually, top left corner" and the text "<3 You" can be seen in the middle.

MEME LORD

A yellow Labrador is sitting in the backseat of a car, looking directly into the camera with a slightly concerned expression. The text above the dog reads: "How my dog stares at me after I murmur 'Bad things happen to good people' with my shlong in my hand."

Anonymous

The image shows three aliens in the foreground with two UFOs in the background. The text says, "The aliens after arriving at Egypt, giving the blueprints of the pyramids to humans and just about to give them equipment when they start building it with their bare fucking hands."

arsonisfun

Me when kids

The image shows two yellow emoticons. The first one is normal and has an outstretched hand next to it. The second emoticon has red eyes and a bloody hand is shown cutting it from the side.

Anonymous

SNED HELP?!?!?!?

A Pinterest feed showing four different images. The first image on top left features hands forming a heart. The image next to it shows a drawing of a person with a hoodie, next to it the drawing is the text "40000000 000000054 get so cute". The bottom left image shows a stick-figure drawing titled "How to talk to short people" with instructions on how to have a better communication with short people. The last image on the bottom right shows an advertisement for "Wildmant Modal Big Briefs".

Jazzy💕

Every god damn day

The image shows the text "Me: *puts on hand sanitizer* A cut I never knew existed:" above a picture of Elmo engulfed in flames.

Thoughtless

The top image shows a hand shadow of a dog head. The bottom two images show a man holding a cardboard cutout hand and smiling at the viewer pointing with his other hand. The cardboard hand looks like the hand used in the shadow play.

The Unknown King of Moderation

Sad but true

Two hands are shaking. On the left, the hand is labeled "Undertale fans" and is paired with a spider-like character, and the text "Being horny for a spider". On the right, the hand is labeled "Homestuck fans" and is paired with a character.

Cupツ

my friend tbh

A person in a white shirt and a blue scarf waving their wet hands around to dry them, with the text: "When you need to dry your hands and there aren't any towels left."

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