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Lil’ bro

A hand holds a blue plastic ball thrower with a grenade placed in the ball-holding part. The text above reads: "If it's not supposed to work, it shouldn't fit."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a block of text in a small font against a dark background. The text discusses themes of artificiality, resentment, and the conflict between being built for a purpose and being blamed for wanting.

Anonymous

Shitpost-master general

Two hands are holding jumper cables. The text on the image says: "Your nipples. Hand them over now."

Face mc shooty

A group of people are sitting in a circle during a therapy session. The text overlay reads "When I'm at hospitals, I put half-eaten sandwiches in coma patients' hands to give their family hope."

DIANEE

A black dragon with yellow eyes and white teeth looks directly at the viewer, while a hand is reaching for him. The text says "NO! NO TOUCHY! At least, not until you wash those hands of yours."

Adolf kitler

A cartoon drawing split into two panels. The left panel shows a grey cat lying on its back with its paws in the air, while a hand pets its belly. The right panel shows the same cat, now curled up in a ball, angrily biting the same hand, with claws out and ears back. Above the two panels reads "2 STAGES OF BELLY RUBS". At the bottom of the right panel is the text "LINSI.STOY.COM".

Thoughtless

The image shows four panels from the cartoon "Family Guy." In the upper left panel, a pair of black-gloved hands holds a sign that says, "WE HAVE YOUR SON." In the upper right, Peter and Lois Griffin are looking at a wall of television screens, and there is a caption on the panel that says, "Meg's our daughter." In the lower-left panel, three figures in black ski masks are shown with Meg. In the lower right, black-gloved hands hold up a sign that says, "REALLY?"

Heroin Monkey

A text message conversation is shown. The first message says, "Yoh bro your girl is cheating on you fool." The reply says, "I'm deaf bro." Another message says, "Sorry my bad." Then there is a sequence of hand sign emojis, and finally, the last message says, "That fucking hoe."

Heroin Monkey

A painting of two women. The one at the top is raising her arms with an angry expression and the text "Runneth up bitch" above her. The lower woman is holding out her hand towards the other, with the text below: "Thou doth not want these hands."

Heroin Monkey

A USB drive is made to look like a KitKat bar. The text says: "These kids think they gonna get candy tonight when really I'm handing out 80 hours audio on why count dooku was actually a good guy."

Nintendo Fan

The image shows Mr. Bean sitting at a desk with his hand covering his eyes. He is holding a green piece of paper and there is another person sitting in the background. A pink panther toy is standing to the right. The text says 'after the test'.

MEME LORD

A close-up shot shows a hand holding the zipper pull of a pair of blue jeans.

Adolf Nigler

When someone asks why we wash hands AFTER the bathroom...

A man with a shocked expression and hands up to his head in front of a blue background. The text on the image reads: "When someone asks why we wash hands AFTER the bathroom..."

Heroin Monkey

A hand giving a thumbs up in front of a sign that reads "GO NUTS IN HERE". The sign belongs to a restaurant called AYOUB'S.

AG

The image shows a text overlay on an image of Elmo surrounded by flames. The text reads "Me: *puts on hand sanitizer* A cut I never knew existed:". The Elmo image is a well known template for meme creation.

Anonymous

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The image is a text exchange between a dad and someone else. The dad asks "Are you treating my little princess ok?" The other person replies: "Sir...your little princess has anger issues and throws hands like an inmate. Yes. Things are fantastic."

Heroin Monkey

A split-panel image. The left panel shows a hand holding playing cards (an ace and a king). The text above reads, "My hands look like this." The right panel shows a hand signing a document titled "Divorce Application". The text above the document reads, "So hers can look like this."

Willy b

A side-by-side image shows a puppet on the left and President Joe Biden on the right. The text above reads, "So my question is, who has their hand shoved up Biden's ass?" Below, text states, "Their likeness is uncanny and the irony... They're both puppets."

Anonymous

A picture of an engaged or married couple holding hands, overlaid with the text "Say no to homo-erotic wrestling."

DAP ME UP

The image shows two emojis: A hand pointing to the right and a smug-looking face with buck teeth.

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