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Inessa :)

A drawing of a hand holding a house inside a lightbulb on a blue background.

TechPriestGotDrip

A side-by-side comparison of a girlfriend and a Keetongu figure, listing their attributes in table form. The girlfriend is described as being pretty but not always, knows makeup, will choose a bad boy, can break your heart, forces you to choose between her and friend, and is a weak fighter that needs protection. Keetongu is described as beautiful, with a symmetric shape, knows every kind of poison, will distinguish good and evil, will always protect with an absorbing shield, will help you save your friend, and can crush Sidorak with his bare hands.

CaptainEgg75

master mind

The image shows a close-up of a distressed looking cartoon face on the right and a text box on the left with the following text: "Classmate: *curses* Me: I'm going to tell the teacher! Them: please don't. Me: *raises hand to go to the bathroom*"

GG Miller

I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes

A yellow minion with one eye and blue overalls stands on the left. To the right, there is a text that begins: "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals..." and continues with a long, aggressive monologue.

LoserIsPro

gayness

The image is a two-panel cartoon. The top panel shows a yellow hand holding up a small, light blue card that reads "Dr Gae". The bottom panel shows a yellow, four-limbed cartoon character, looking at the card with a perplexed expression.

Daddy dick

Ohio getting out of hand

The image shows a news headline stating "The Ohio Butthole Tickling Bandit Has Escaped Custody and Being Hunted By Police." There is a photo of the bandit's mugshot to the right and police cars with flashing lights to the left. Text on image also says "Breaking News."

i fucked ur dad last night

Ruv_Fnf_Simp7256

Two hands are opened and held up, palms facing the viewer. The hands and the pink background are covered with purple sparkles.

ur momy

MRS. ENGLEKING

A teacher is smiling in front of a world map. Text says: "Whole class has their hand up. Picks the one kid who doesn't have his hand up."

Daddy dick

When someone shout outs the answer when i was raising my hand

A person with a blue hat and a blue shirt looks annoyed and slightly smiles at the camera.

PussyTickler

roblocks

A Roblox character with a creepy face and hands reaching out, with a sign that reads "Rate My A".

murder muffin

jim please

The image consists of two panels. The top panel is a drawing showing three hands holding a rope. The rope is broken. The text says "Sometimes what you're trying to hold on is exactly what you should let go off." The bottom panel is a black and white photograph showing a person dangling from a cliff, being held by a rope from someone on the edge. The text says "But it's so relatable. Jim, please."

Hollow Knight Beater

Hollow Knight Meme

The image shows three characters from the video game Hollow Knight. The character on the left is Grim, with a surprised facial expression. On the right is a character with large wings. The central character, the Knight, stands on a stool and is extending a hand with a paper to Grim, while the Knight says "Pay your damn child support". Above Grim's head is the word "Jesus".

Anonymous

the other cutest kitten in the world like this if you want this kitten in your hands

A cute kitten lying on its back with closed eyes and paws in the air, resting in someone's lap.

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