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Heroin Monkey

A man with reflective sunglasses is looking up at text that says, "Remember 'sperm wars' in the bathroom after lunch in middle school? We would go back to class sticky af lol we was wildin."

Heroin Monkey

A person in a yellow vest with an open mouth is superimposed on an image of space. The image text says "Me when the monkey types out 99% of Shakespeare's literature just to finish it off with "W Gyatt kai Cenat Ohio Rizzler Skibibi fanum Tax did you pray today edger of the sigma" before going back to typing gibberish (I've been waiting 892 trillion years for this)".

Face mc shooty

A person wearing a backpack is walking up stairs next to graffiti that says "Goth pussy". Below is a person walking on a gloomy road.

Heroin Monkey

A man is standing in front of a wall with text overlayed on the image. The text describes a story about visiting a petting zoo, painting hair, and cow kidnapping.

Heroin Monkey

A meme featuring a still from the movie Monsters, Inc. with the text: "Kerbals boarding the 'shitfuck 2' knowing full damn well they're going to crash and burn alive."

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a post that asks, "How do I stop my husband from going "goblin mode" during sex?? My husband says "goblin mode activated" when we start to have sex, growls, and acts like a caveman, and then says "goblin mode off" when we stop, and then pretends to not know what I'm talking about when I ask him about it."

Heroin Monkey

Spongebob at a computer looking at "Jerkmate" after being asked to log off.

Face mc shooty

A screen capture of an online post with Spongebob looking sad in the background and the text: "It's always 'goodnight' but never 'do you want a titty pic before I go to bed?'"

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a tweet that says "What was I cooking last night" above an image of a note in iCloud that says "Gay last supper". The note contains the following three lines: "John: omg ur body is tea", "Peter: we are eatinggggg" and "Judas: i am going to kill Jesus".

Face mc shooty

A man with a serious expression is shown above the text "How I feel giving mental health advice knowing I go insane at least once a week."

Heroin Monkey

An image of Brian Griffin from "Family Guy" standing in hell. The text reads: "Hazbin Hotel" fans when they go to hell and- Holy shit, Brian, "Family Guy".

Heroin Monkey

A muscular man stands waist-deep in clear water. Text overlay reads, "teen titans go after running out of fart jokes so they explain the haulacaust to 5 year olds."

Heroin Monkey

A still from a video shows three men. In the center, a large man in a red jersey walks forward, barefoot. To the left, a slender man in a black t-shirt with pink slides throws his hands up in the air. To the right, a man in a grey t-shirt and durag looks to the side with his mouth open. Superimposed over the center of the frame is a wall of text: "icl ts pmo sm n sb rn ngl, r u srsly srs n fr rn vro? lol atp js go b fr vro, idek nm, brb gng gtg atm lmao, bt ts pyo 2 js lmk lol onb fr nty b fr rn lk br".

Nico Di Anglo

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The image is a list of demigods making puns with Nico telling them to stop.

Anonymous

Shitpost-master general

A meme showing a cat with arrows indicating a cycle with the text "I wake up sleepy" and "I go be sleepy somewhere else."

MATTIX

The image is a three-panel meme. The first panel shows a red Ferrari speeding down the road with the caption "I can go fast." The second panel shows a Jeep Wrangler driving through a shallow riverbed with the caption "I can go everywhere." The third panel shows a silver Mitsubishi Lancer and a blue Subaru Impreza jumping over a small hill with the caption "B*tch please... We can do both."

A Star Wars Fan

$Painting of Isaac Newton demonstrating light refraction with a prism. The text on the image reads: "Isaac Newton demonstrating that going outside is gay (c. 1670)"$

Face mc shooty

A man looks to the side with a worried expression. The text reads, "When y'all arguing and she start going near your PS5."

MATTIX

The image shows three panels featuring a yellow Mitsubishi Lancer. In the first panel, the text reads, "GO LANCER! I CHOOSE YOU" alongside a photo of the car. The second panel shows the car surrounded by a green glow with the text, "HUH? LANCER'S EVOLING?" The final panel shows the car having evolved into a sportier version with the text, "LANCER EVOLVED INTO AN EVOLUTION!"

Willy b

The image contains three sections. The top two show separate cows on roofs, a black cow and a brown and white cow. The bottom section depicts a cow dressed as a soldier, wearing a helmet, sunglasses, and holding a gun, in front of two other cow soldiers.

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